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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 15h
If I asked you to stop joyfully would that help?
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Benjammins' George Washington Stop Sign
Alt: Man dressed as George Washington dancing joyfully while holding a stop sign
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 18h
If he’s NOT a billiards fan, why does he have an 8ball in his corner pocket?
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 18h
That explains the mirror finish on his driveway, I guess.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 19h
Hates waiting in queues, happy to do a line tho.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 19h
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Don Jr
Alt: Don Jr is a huge fan of the original coke recipe.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 19h
Broken clock and all that.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 19h
The murderer also killed her husband and their family dog.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 20h
This should keep you pretty busy, tbh
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 20h
The ride we are on today…
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Rollercoaster Loop
Alt: Rollercoaster Loop
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 20h
I totally forgot about how the Nobel committee’s scoring rubric for the prize in lit included a whole category on how the author looks…
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 21h
Can’t believe ur putting me on blast like this.
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Yoda: DISAPPOINTED, I AM (Star Wars)
Alt: Yoda: DISAPPOINTED, I AM (Star Wars)
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 21h
He’s got bots for that…
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Oscar Isaac Dancing in Ex Machina Scene
Alt: Oscar Isaac Dancing in Ex Machina Scene
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 21h
Greenlaw needed to get a grip. Game is on the field and he’s over there doing dumb shit… fines incoming.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 21h
A member of the Vichy media.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 21h
Brooks is part of the Vichy media
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 22h
And somehow, still extremely challenged.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Markwayne’s “individuals”:
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We'Re In Danger Were In Danger
Alt: We'Re In Danger Were In Danger
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is the statement “stop posting pictures of me & do some scritches”?
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Citizens United is a cancer and oligarchs have been the carcinogen allowing them to decimate our society. There must be a reckoning. www.cnn.com/2026/10/10/p...
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Elon Musk’s PAC is spreading inaccurate voting information, election officials say | CNN Politics
Election officials in Colorado and Washington state have issued public warnings about inaccurate information from the group tied to Musk.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, thats right, it’s October!
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He looks like he’s still drunk from the tailgate…
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hold that thought
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JJ in DC @jjindc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
⚠️ HUMAN TRAFFICKER 🧊 This man drives a prison bus for ICE, delivering humans in chains to Alliance Airport in Fort Worth, Texas 👀
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But have you seen Lanterns? LOL.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I saw a blimp flying around the bay bridge in the SF Bay the other day. At one point it went under and then immediately whipped around to go next to and then over the bridge. I’d have messy pants if I’d been driving on the bridge at that moment.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I do think he’s making Nebraska different this year. It’s refreshing to see them compete.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And an INT.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Two, if you count the end of half miss when Nebraska was driving.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Any reasonable person would abolish ICE
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s had laces in…
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would fit right in at gasworks
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey man, that’s just how they roll in October
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A birthday present. Happy birthday!
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A bit surprised the worst night wasn’t when they picked up a washed-up conspiracy theorist to play QB, but that game was like the Steelers Icarus story, for sure.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Keep chugging that bleach to wash the ivermectin down. You got this.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fascism. We are doing fascism. You cannot reform this, it must be abolished.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They just burned a boatload of cash on televising the SEC. Now they are burning another boatload of cash to force that toxic little kicker guy down our throats. If I were a $DIS shareholder, I’d be suing the board of directors for incompetence.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AND they still think they are the “supreme” race. Do they even have mirrors?
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My favorite sports season is angry @jomboymedia.bsky.social analysis after the Yankees are eliminated from the playoffs season. Their vids are always good, but there is something so special about this time of year.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think of Magaroo and her floofers often. Thank you for sharing her (and Tucker) with us!
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How did this little kicker guy develop such a severe case of CTE?
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alt-shite-cast
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If they are putting him on the “alt-cast” just imagine what diabolical shit-for-brains troll they’ll be putting on the main broadcast. ESPN truly hates its viewers.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Aragorn: There is always hope - Lord of the Rings
Alt: Aragorn hates that little kicker guy too and says: There is always hope - Lord of the Rings
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine lighting $60M on fire in exchange for a hot pile of garbage in the form of this toxic little kicker guy. Nobody has ever liked him enough to tell him not to wear those stupid tank-tops, how can they possibly think he’ll be welcomed into living rooms? I hope ESPN goes bankrupt.
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Garbage Truck on Fire in City Street
Alt: Driving by Pat MacAffee on fire? Just keep driving.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A bath…
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay, Grandpa. Time to change your depends again.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Nothing Bad Can Happen It Can Only Good Happen Nothing
Alt: Nothing Bad Can Happen It Can Only Good Happen -Cowboys Scouting Theory
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I may be biased, but that is an oxymoron if ever there was one. Those two words don’t belong side by side.
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Worthy @worthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is unkind to ticks
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