The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When reached for comment, Secretary Worm-Food-for-Brains stated emphatically that, “Sh-sh-shut the f—u-ck up, p-p-easant.” 001
Reposted by The Worst of TimesThe Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Did I stutter? 002
The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026“It was the worst of times, it was *long exasperating sigh* it was the worst of times.” 000
The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026“It was the worst of times, it was the worster of times, and it was the worst Worcestershire time of all times.” 012
Reposted by The Worst of TimesThe Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 26/11/2025“And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the giblets. You can do anything." 002
The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 26/11/2025“And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the giblets. You can do anything." 002
The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025“Trump is in the prime of his life! Peak physical, mental, and sexual performance!” 021
The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025“My brother can beat up your brother! And your momma’s a cow!” Petey added. 031
The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2025When reached for comment on whether or not he had even played Halo 3, Whiskey Pete simply stated “Warrior ethos,” and hung up the phone. 021
The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2025“As Thiel lectures Christians about the anti-Christ, remember he is at best okay with child sex traffickers, and at worst also a fucking pedophile.” 1610
The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025“Some of us also have IBS, incontinence, and familial relationships built solely around compliance for access to inheritance.” 011
Reposted by The Worst of TimesJΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com · 31/08/2025When the Kentucky fried heart finally stops and the ketchup no longer flows through Trump’s drive-thru veins, I hope Barack Hussein Obama publicly demands to see his death certificate 0176
The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Fast-acting ivermectin and some roadkill bear jerky and he’s right as tears in rain. 071
Reposted by The Worst of TimesThe Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 09/05/2025“LOL” said Vance, when reached for comment, “LMAO”. 045