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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When reached for comment, Secretary Worm-Food-for-Brains stated emphatically that, “Sh-sh-shut the f—u-ck up, p-p-easant.”
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Did I stutter?
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Did I stutter?
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“It was the worst of times, it was *long exasperating sigh* it was the worst of times.”
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“It was the worst of times, it was the worster of times, and it was the worst Worcestershire time of all times.”
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
THE WORST OF TIMES
FRIDAY, 8 MAY 2026

TRUMP INSPECTS HIS DESECRATION OF NATIONAL MALL WITH HITLERESQUE FLAIR

President Donald "Dark Triad" Trump left his signature stain of bad taste on yet another impulsive and expensive historic monument overhaul. Proving that truly no national identity symbol is sacred, Trump literally drove his presidential motorcade convoy across the 103 year old structure. In what can best be described as Hitleresque, the malignant narcissist admired the memorial he imagined now was his. Never one to miss a photo opportunity or press conference, Trump made a show of it by personally inspecting the color of the paint.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
THE WORST OF TIMES
TUESDAY, 12 APRIL 2026

JD VANCE DISAPPOINTED TO LEARN TRUMP STILL ALIVE
JD Vance called Donald Trump from the bully pulpit at his Viktor Orban rally in Hungary and got the
'voicemail box has not been setup' message. His hopes were dashed after a second call proved more successful. ‘Your time will come, JD’, he said aloud,'Any day now’.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
THE WORST OF TIMES
SUNDAY, 12 APRIL 2026

MARCO RUBIO BLOWS OFF STEAM AND SMOKE AT UFC FIGHT
Keyed up from his high stakes diplomatic failure in Iran, Marco Rubio anxiously puffed away at a poorly rolled blunt during a UFC fight he attended with Donald Trump. He nodded off during the second round after Joe Rogan relit his blunt.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
THE WORST OF TIMES
SUNDAY, 12 APRIL 2026

USHA VANCE: "THE LIES LINKING ME WITH THE DISGRACEFUL PETER THIEL NEED TO END TODAY.

"The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards, humility, and respect," The Second Lady of the United States announced suddenly. "I do not object to their ignorance, but rather, I reject their mean-spirited attempts to defame my reputation.
I have never been friends with Theil. JD and I were invited to the same parties as Thiel from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in Mithril Capital Management and Silicon Valley."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
THE WORST OF TIMES
SUNDAY, 29 MARCH 2026

WHAT THE FUCK

Holy shilliiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
THE WORST OF TIMES
SATURDAY, 3 JANUARY 2026

TRUMP AND HEGSETH REALIZE VENEZUELA HAS OIL AND SEND THEM SOME FREEDOM

"Our brave patriots bombed Venezuela in the middle of the night and brought Freedom to Venezuela," Whiskey Pete Hegseth declared. "And you know that's true because I'm saying it so it is."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
THE WORST OF TIMES
WEDNESDAY, 31 DECEMBER 2025

FATHER TIME BACKS OUT OF 2026 AS CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR
"I just can't in good conscience allow this to continue," Father Time said. "2025 was the final straw. I'm out. 2026 is cancelled. I'm taking an indefinite hiatus. Jesus Christ."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
THE WORST OF TIMES
THURSDAY, 18 DECEMBER 2025

REALITY TV PERSONALITY ANNOUNCES NEW TAX PAYER FUNDED REALITY SHOW: PATRIOT GAMES
"I was looking for something to watch on Air Force One, and I found-have you seen this? Hungry Games," Donald said.
"Two people from every district go into the ring and fight each other and it's all televised. All of it! And I thought we could do that here and it would get the best ratings, better ratings, in fact, because they won't be hungry. Who likes to be hungry? Stop being hungry and be a patriot instead. I call it,
'Patriot Games'. Like Mel Gibson, you know."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
THE WORST OF TIMES
TUESDAY, 16 DECEMBER 2025

SUSIE WILES: I'M SURROUNDED BY THE DIPPEST OF SHITS AND DUMBEST OF ASSES

Susie Wiles, White House Chief of Staff, unleashed a torrent of suppressed emotions about America's most notorious villains. "JD Vance can't apply his own eye liner, and has a staff of makeup artists he calls 'The Minutemen' just off camera at all times. Stephen Miller's breath smells like he only eats dried gerbil turds. Karoline Leavitt has terrible body odor. Marco Rubio only pees sitting down. Trump only changes his Depends once a day. hate them all, and I hate myselt. My God, what karma has brought me so low?"
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
THE WORST OF TIMES
WEDNESDAY, 26 NOVEMBER 2025

ANNOUNCEMENT

The Planet Earth Times regrets to announce that its content of 'alleged news' generously referred to herein as a 'publication', will now operate under the name The Worst of Times.

Unfortunately, and quite inexplicably, the shitty memes and second-hand retelling and reimagining of current events will stagger on, relentlessly hindered by the same mismanagement as before.

We appreciate both your long-suffering and short-suffering during this relatively easy transition, as this change has dramatically little to no meaningful impact on your life and warrants no self-aggrandizing superfluous announcement of any kind. We also apologize for the use of the 'royal we' in this announcement, as this content is exclusively created from the machinations of a solitary nincompoop.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
THE WORST OF TIMES
FRIDAY, 5 DECEMBER 2025

TRUMP PROUDLY ACCEPTS IGNOBLE
CONSOLATION PEACE PRIZE

In a display of shameless sycophancy, infantile FIFA president Gianni Infantino created his own consolation peace prize to give to the egomaniacal inner child of Donald Trump after he lost a hard fought campaign for the Nobel Peace Prize. The soccer organization, famous for celebrating peacemakers, somehow neglected to offer a peace prize for its first 121 years of existence. Infantino sought to finally remedy the travesty by killing two birds with one trophy and buy future favors from Donald Trump at the same time. After receiving his participation trophy, a mason jar lid medal hot glued to ribbon, and a gift card to McDonald's, Trump said, "This is truly one of the great honors of my life."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
THE WORST OF TIMES
WEDNESDAY, 3 DECEMBER 2025

IT TAKES A CHILD TO RAZE A VILLAGE

Photo of Pete Hegseth drinking whiskey behind a microphone.

"Warrior ethos doesn't stop with fishing boats," Whiskey Pete Hegseth slurred erratically. "Our ego-feeding red herring operations will not stop until the American public are safe from wild allegations of Trump being a pedophile and bestie of Jeffrey Epstein. We will bring freedom to the Mexicans of Venezuela by relentlessly bombing them at home and abroad, wherever war crimes can be committed.
I'm not the Secretary of (burp) Battles, I'm the Secretary of War, goddammit. I have to wage at least one to compensate for all the hugs Daddy didn't give me and to prove to my third wife that I am a man."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
THE WORST OF TIMES
WEDNESDAY, 26 NOVEMBER 2025

ANNOUNCEMENT

The Planet Earth Times regrets to announce that its content of 'alleged news' generously referred to herein as a 'publication', will now operate under the name The Worst of Times.

Unfortunately, and quite inexplicably, the shitty memes and second-hand retelling and reimagining of current events will stagger on, relentlessly hindered by the same mismanagement as before.

We appreciate both your long-suffering and short-suffering during this relatively easy transition, as this change has dramatically little to no meaningful impact on your life and warrants no self-aggrandizing superfluous announcement of any kind. We also apologize for the use of the 'royal we' in this announcement, as this content is exclusively created from the machinations of a solitary nincompoop.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
“And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the giblets. You can do anything."
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TUESDAY, 25 NOVEMBER 2025

TRUMP PARDONS TURKEY WITH THE MEATIEST SNOOD

"This is a turkey that was all jake," the president said. "This turkey was all jake, and I say that in all due respect to hens.
This is a turkey that was all jake. This turkey was strong and tough, and I refuse to say it, but when he strut his giblets in the coop with the other turkeys, they came out of there, they said, 'Oh my God, that's unbelievable! I had to say it."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
“And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the giblets. You can do anything."
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TUESDAY, 25 NOVEMBER 2025

TRUMP PARDONS TURKEY WITH THE MEATIEST SNOOD

"This is a turkey that was all jake," the president said. "This turkey was all jake, and I say that in all due respect to hens.
This is a turkey that was all jake. This turkey was strong and tough, and I refuse to say it, but when he strut his giblets in the coop with the other turkeys, they came out of there, they said, 'Oh my God, that's unbelievable! I had to say it."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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THURSDAY, 28 AUGUST 2025


UNDETERRED BY CONSTANT PAGENTRY AND DISTRACTIONS, TRUMP REMAINS IN EPSTEIN FLES

Despite Donald Trump's best and worst efforts to distract Americans with an onslaught of dictator bullshit and tiny penis syndrome, the fact that he is in the Epstein Files simply will not suicide itself from the nation's attention.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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WEDNESDAY, 13 NOVEMBER 2025

TRUMP / EPSTEIN INVESTIGATION SLOGS ON AS KNOTS TOO DIFFICULT TO UNTANGLE
"If only we knew where to begin," one investigator bemoaned. "If only there were decades of documented links between the two, or photos, or footage of Trump with Epstein. Hell, or even just Trump speaking about how he views and treats women. We'll just never know."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“Trump is in the prime of his life! Peak physical, mental, and sexual performance!”
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WEDNESDAY, 5 NOVEMBER 2025

TRUMP IN EXCELLENT HEALTH

"As you all know, because you are all witness to it every single day, the president is in optimal physical health," Caroline Leavitt insists.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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TUESDAY, 30 SEPTEMBER 2025

ALL POMP, NO CIRCUMSTANCE

PRESIDENT TRUMP AND SEC. HEGSETH SPEAK TO HUNDREDS

Pete Hegseth hauled in the brass just to fat-shame them and critique their grooming. He pronounced the age of "flabby command" dead, with gym class now the highest form of patriotism. It was less strategy session, more pep rally with an alcoholic resting bitch faced dipshit.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
“My brother can beat up your brother! And your momma’s a cow!” Petey added.
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TUESDAY, 30 SEPTEMBER 2025

PEDANTIC PETEY POLICES PLAYHOUSE

Little Petey Hegseth has taken over the playhouse and is leaving his mark. During his mandatory meeting he announced some of the changes to his club. "No girls allowed!" he screeched shrilly. "No more fatsos or scary beards! Mac and cheese in the cafeteria EVERY. DAY. Root beer drinking fountains. And if you don't like it," he said, tears welling up in his lonely eyes, "you can leave!"
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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TUESDAY, 30 SEPTEMBER 2025

"THIS BULLSHIT COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL I DELETED WITHOUT READING"

"It's clear to me that Pete Hegseth has a micropenis," said one General who agreed to speak with anonimity. "He is one of the most insecure sons of bitches I've met, right next to Donald Trump. He projects all this stuff but he's just a dweeb with permanent whiskey dick and an unimpressed dad. I wish he'd sent this bullshit out in an email I could just delete and move on, but now I have a twelve hour flight to catch, goddammit. Fuck that guy."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
When reached for comment on whether or not he had even played Halo 3, Whiskey Pete simply stated “Warrior ethos,” and hung up the phone.
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TUESDAY, 30 SEPTEMBER 2025

VETERAN OF 'HALO WARS' LECTURES ON WARRIOR ETHOS

"Blood alone moves the wheels of history!" shouted Whiskey Pete Hegseth, pounding the podium with both of his man baby fists before an unprecedented TED talk for Military Generals costing tax payers unknown hundreds of thousands of dollars. "We're bringing hazing back until there's no fat servicemen left! Warrior
EEEETHOSSSSS!"
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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SATURDAY, 27 SEPTEMBER 2025

"IT'S ONLY DEATH," SHRUGS BIBI

"I don't understand the resistance to assist Israel with the decimation of Gaza," Prime Minister Netanyahu said to an empty hall of the United Nations. "It's only death," he shrugged.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
“As Thiel lectures Christians about the anti-Christ, remember he is at best okay with child sex traffickers, and at worst also a fucking pedophile.”
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SATURDAY, 27 SEPTEMBER 2025

THE SHITTIEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE SHITTIER THAN YOU THOUGHT

In an unsurprising turn of events, the shittiest public figures you know are even shittier: Steve Bannon and the Pay Pal Mafia consisting of Peter Thiel and Elon Musk, were named in the files of convicted pedophile Jeffery Epstein's as having meetings with him or traveling to his pedophile island. Thiel continued to meet with Epstein after his child sex conviction. As Thiel lectures Christians about the anti-Christ, remember he is at best okay with child sex traffickers, and at worst also a fucking pedophile.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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FRIDAY, 26 SEPTEMBER 2025

BLOODTHIRSTY BIBI BITCHES AT EMPTY HALL

When Israeli prime minister stood at the podium to speak, most delegate attendees of the United Nations rose to their feet and headed to lunch early. He then bitched to an empty hall about being abandoned in his genocide of Palestinians in Gaza.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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FRIDAY, MAY 2025


WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES INCREASE
TO PRICE OF FREE SPEECH
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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MONDAY, 22 SEPTEMBER 2025

RFK JR BRINGS THE ILLNESS AND DR.
OZ CONVENIENTLY BRINGS CURE

The worm inside RFK Jr. brain baselessly announced today that Tylenol in pregnancy causes autism. Next he will announce that folinic acid is the cure. Conveniently, Dr. Oz (not a real doctor, but he plays one on TV) owns a supplement company iHerb which sells just that! How auspicious!
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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MONDAY, 22 SEPTEMBER 2025

HONEY GLAZED TRUMP
STRUTS HIS GREASY STUFF

Dripping with honey glaze, the boneless, spineless, dickless Trump hams for the cameras as he peddles his sob stories to the press. The bullshit was lapped eagerly from his sticky taint by the usual suspects of his favorite haunt.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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THURSDAY, 18 SEPTEMBER 2025

TRUMP EATS NOODLES

Notorious glutton, Trump eagerly slurps as many noodles into his gullet as he can. "Mmmh mrfbgm hmmm gurrr," he remarked, desperately grabbing a zealous forkful to shovel in while noodles still hung from his mouth like a FOX News correspondent eager to lap up whatever spittle falls out. Slurping and sucking, the disgusting pig cast a shadow over the hall as attendees realized this meal was not fit for their king.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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SUNDAY, 14 SEPTEMBER 2025

BRIAN KILMEADE APOLOGIZES FOR THE QUIET PART

On Sunday, Brian Kilmeade issued his half-hearted apology for suggesting that all homeless be euthanized. "I apologize for saying the quiet part. For a moment there I thought I was on 4chan where the quiet part is yelled through a bullhorn. That was my mistake that you had to hear how I dehumanize my unhoused brothers and sisters. I will try to use my Facebook voice next time."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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TUESDAY, 2 SEPTEMBER 2025
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FOR THE 226TH DAY IN A ROW WHITE HOUSE TOSSES OUT WRONG GARBAGE

A mysterious arm appeared from an upper window of the White House and tossed garbage onto the White House lawn. Keen observes quickly identified the garbage as not being that which really must be tossed out.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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TUESDAY, 2 SEPTEMBER 2025

TRUMP ANNOUNCES HIS RESURRECTION AFTER TWO DAYS, BEATING CHRIST'S RECORD

Photo of Trump dressed as Jesus at a White House press conference

"I am risen," announced Trump on Tuesday. "And not in the Gen Alpha sense, by the way— in the Jesus H. Christ kind of way. I resurrected in two days, two days, if you can believe it. Even Jesus H. couldn't do it that fast, he took three days. Three days! And I beat him. The son of God, and I beat him in a landslide. Comatose Christ is what they're calling him.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
“Some of us also have IBS, incontinence, and familial relationships built solely around compliance for access to inheritance.”
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TUESDAY, 2 SEPTEMBER 2025

TRUMP'S BODY DOUBLE ANNOUNCES NEW TRUMP BODY DOUBLE TRADING CARDS

Photo of a guy who almost looks like Trump

"I can't do the weave, and I forgot my hairpiece, but guys - these trading cards are hot," said a Trump body double with a thick Southern accent. "Most of us nearly resemble America's most beloved and most orange president. See if you can spot us covering for him in public with the new trading cards!"
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JΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com · 31/08/2025
When the Kentucky fried heart finally stops and the ketchup no longer flows through Trump’s drive-thru veins, I hope Barack Hussein Obama publicly demands to see his death certificate
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Fast-acting ivermectin and some roadkill bear jerky and he’s right as tears in rain.
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SATURDAY, 30 AUGUST 2025

HE'S FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE. FUCK.

photo of Trump leaving in motorcade to golf

"I had the sniffles, so what? I'm allowed to be sick. I'm the President — can you believe this? Of the United States —the best states, best anyone has seen, so they tell me— of America. RFK Jr. brought me some fast-acting Ivermectin and now if you'll excuse me l've got a tee time"
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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THURSDAY, 28 AUGUST 2025


UNDETERRED BY CONSTANT PAGENTRY AND DISTRACTIONS, TRUMP REMAINS IN EPSTEIN FLES

Despite Donald Trump's best and worst efforts to distract Americans with an onslaught of dictator bullshit and tiny penis syndrome, the fact that he is in the Epstein Files simply will not suicide itself from the nation's attention.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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FRIDAY, 15 AUGUST 2025

SURPRISE! TRUMP CHICKENS OUT AGAIN

Photo: Dictator Vladamir Putin and Dick Taster Donald Trump

President Donald Trump, ever the bloated bloviating sack of shit, strikes out during peace talks with Dictator Vladimir Putin. Trump didn't even go down swinging, he just stood there slack-jawed and puerile, filling his Depends™️to the brim.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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BREAKING NEWS
TUESDAY, 5 AUG 2025

'Big Balls' Learns Fucking Over Innocent People Hits Different When It's You

Teen DOGE protege and current 'senior' adviser at the State Department and Department of Homeland Security, Edward ‘Big Balls'Coristine fucked around and eventually found out that fucking over innocent people hits differently when it's you. Getting the shit kicked out of you by thugs always sucks, whether they are carjackers or tech bros stealing your tax data for the creation of a surveillance state.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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THURSDAY, 31 JULY 2025

"HEEERE'S DONNY!"

Photo of the dumbest fuck to enter the White House, leaning on a door frame.

"Heeere's Donny!" wheezed Donald 'Dipshit' Trump at an unsuspecting group of elementary school kids on a tour of the White House. His gingivitis breath lingered over the terrified tour group in an ominous haze, causing many children to cough, cry, or faint. "Want to see my gold toilet? We have the best gold toilets. I'm the only president, by the way, to have gold toilets at the White House. I call it "The Gold House', it sounds better that way," he weaved into nonsensical dribble which proved to be the first of many tirades about Obama.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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FRIDAY, 27 JULY 2025

CRESTFALLEN

Photo: Trump with bad combover

Despite both his best and most desperate efforts, Democrats, Republicans, and even MAGAts refuse to move on from the Epstein Files, of which Trump reportedly makes frequent appearances.
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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FRIDAY, 23 JULY 2025

"WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID YOU SICK FUCK"

Attorney General Pam Bondi gently taps on Trump's back and whispers, "We know what you did you sick fuck. We won't do anything about it because we're terrified of the gulag, but shame on you. I hope you go straight to hell."
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The Worst of Times @worsttimes.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
“LOL” said Vance, when reached for comment, “LMAO”.
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THURSDAY, MAY 8 2025

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION STILL CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYONE IS JUST LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
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