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@worst-bard.bsky.social
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bard || he/they || 18+ multi-fandom but a lot of orv || mostly an art acc w occasional fic the-worst-bard.carrd.co

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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
saw people making these on twt. go my wolship chart
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
forgot 2 post here. xiv oc painting based on couple parting on porch in snow by uhhh? chambers? iirc. idk if ill keep rendering this one though ngl i dont love the values and i dont feel like correcting them LMAO
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
technically still ffxiv sorry chat. although even then this is like an au of an au that is influenced by a separate au. ah....(explodes)
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
pronto tienes que volver!
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
YES PLEASE!!! i need more people to talk to about this chud fucking game :DDDDDD
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
oh man coming from an orvie ts will Blow You Up i know it...nukes incoming divaur. really exciting though i love this game sm i cant wait to see your thoughts on shit even in hw! if youre insane you can even speedrun ew+dt after buying the game so you dont have to sub, technically LMAO <- was insane
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
shaking your hand i Get it. ive had the game for a yr and still only leveled in 3 jobs and only one is lvl 100. have you played through to ew or dt before or did arr Get you the first time around its suuuch a slog if you dont have a cheerleader
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i feel like i should add TO BE FAIR i was playing at like....5 am? although i play in EU servers from EST so it was prolly more like 11 am for most players lmao. either way. its not usually that bad
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
if only i got 3 hoes for waiting for shb raids to pop LMAO no yeah though q times are fucking brutal for dps. i was speedrunning through everything and it still took ages as a drg... tbf though it IS an mmo despite my choice not to play it like one i think i only have one friend in the game lol
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
YOURE BACK IN XIV AND I MISSED IT?? NAURRRRR youre so true though actually q lines are a fucking nightmare...i think i spent 3 hours waiting for q to pop for the last raid in shb
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
youre so true actually ouuubh. i need to get more insane about mods. body piercings save me...
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
CUTIEEEEEE the lip scar,,,,,ouuuubh
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Shinai @saihachi06.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
📄!!! :D #orv
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
literally all i have is ffxiv shit guys im so cooked GUYS its all i think about lately all i draw all i write........
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
WAAAAAAH I LOVE THE SHAPES THIS IS SO FUN
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muis @muis.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
okay.. my shaylas... everyone watch #mickey17
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karton @kartonidze.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Monster #ORV
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
need more ffxiv mutuals i need to get evil pilled about more peoples wols
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Chris Samnee @chrissamnee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
CHEETAH 🐆
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
CHARACTER COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!! fill out the form below to request a comm, and dm me with any questions! comm form: forms.gle/V6fZL4krY572... reposts welcome and greatly appreciated!!!
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
painted a pookies wol for clothing practice #ffxiv
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
ive gotten addicted to filling out those oc or oc ship templates w my wol and my various wolships its so fun. like playing barbies...
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
made this earlier and couldnt stop laughing im sorry rahafucker mutuals i understand you i see you but i fear im simply not pilled that way
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
yeah its getting dire ive busted out the spreadsheets. gotta keep track of whos alive/whos fucking who in each au
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
i keep making aus of my wolverse whenever i feel like the main one is a little too sad but then i end up making the new one worse. we are 3 aus deep. i dont think this is sustainable guys
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
wolmeric moment i love my gorgina ikemen princess!! archiveofourown.org/works/68478916
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
(hiding my face) go my zenoswol! archiveofourown.org/works/68288141
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
but you NEED it or some of the crucial layers/angles of the epilogues simply Do Not hit the same. the solution is to get weird w it but no one except the indies want to do that!!! and they would NEVER get the rights to something at this scale!!!
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
it just doesnt bend that way theres too much happening and so much of it IS necessary for later themes/ideas that you literally cant remove it without collapsing the whole structure even though trying to put the whole of like. kaizenix. into a film is going to glaze peoples eyes over in seconds.
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
and i think that requires a level of creativity/freedom of expression that, as you said, Big Studio is just not going to gaf about. even trying to cram orv into a movie franchise couldnt and wouldnt work
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
YEAH its like you cant translate the same kinds of weirdness happening in orv into a film 1:1 because so much of it is specific to orv being a novel and particularly a webnovel. you just cant do it. so you need to find something analogous to it and play with THAT instead
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
theres such a specifically humiliating feeling in writing wolship this is terrible for me. yeah idk i just think my stupid chud son should kiss other men (scuffing my shoe) whatever......go my yaois.....
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
sanctity to the TEXT of the original work doesnt matter as much to me as sanctity to the intent if that makes sense... (<- has written multiple papers on this) anyways i think im lowkey in the same camp as u r though i think i wouldve been annoyed either way i love hating too much ach
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
orvla COULD have been interesting in playing with that visual aspect and how like. idk. maybe something with how your visual perception of an individual is a kind of "reading" that you're doing of them in a way, vis a vis blurring kdjs face, filming from first person, etc.
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
NODDING SHAKING YOUR HAND yeah i think that like. for me anyway an adaptation needs to be doing something with the work that like elaborates on it by way of the new medium--using something about the new medium in a way that builds upon established themes/ideas in the original property
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
stopped playing this fucking game (ffxiv) after 17 hours to do what? write fic about it. blowing myself up its so over for me guys ITS SO OVER...
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
CONSIDER MY TITS BLOWN I LOVE WUK LAMAT SHES SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
uh. ffxiv update. getting into dawntrail now. if this expac doesnt blow my tits clean off im going to be VERY upset. ew and shb were just. unreal
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hearse (fully fanged) @hehearse.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
#orv
Digital fanart for Omniscient reader's viewpoint. It's a black and white portrait of Yoo Joonghyuk. It's a scene from post epilogue, he is in a half-destroyed space suit floating in front of his  destroyed ark. He is dazed, teary, with half of his face hidden behind the shattered glass of his helmet. He is slowly reaching towards the shattered pieces of his own helmet, ones reflecting two silhouettes - that of Han Sooyoung and Kim Dokja.
The system window surrounding him lose their meaning, letters crumbling into unreadable squiggles.
Both his space suit and the walls of his ark are being overtaken by Outer gods' tendrils.
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
i feel unhinged lately i havent written this much fic in like. a year and a half. ffxiv is a disease and i am LOSING THE BATTLE
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
orv reading contest so difficult to vote for i have so many beautiful mutuals in there i could never choose im sorry divas
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
utterly humiliating every time i die in ffxiv. walk of shame back to the msq event that killed me in the first place
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
hehe <33333 thank you for your thoughts!!! im glad you enjoyed it i love this interpretation :DDDDDDD
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
AHA it worked yippee!
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
(gore, viscera, nudity warning) Even then, Han Sooyoung wanted to tell him. #orv #ORV #전독시
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
attempting to post the finished doksoo/late hsy day piece but the image just turns black when i post. ..tragic
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
yeah its like the misc character tidbits are fun but like plot wise i dont understand why this is happening
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
shaking your hand i truly do not gaf,,,,, nothing i hear about lee hawk tuah or whatever intrigues me. the ending as it was is interesting enough for me ,,,infinite play space baked into it. might read a summary once theyre all out though
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bard @worst-bard.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
forgot to post here. i couldnt make hsy day in time despite having a piece planned and everything so,, ,a wip,,,the best i can do my friends gore, viscera, nudity warning happy birthday han sooyoung lmao #orv #전독시
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