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Jessy Vanpo

@worriedwanderer.bsky.social
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I talk about hiking, travel, and mental health But lately just ranting about the 🍊🤡

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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Lily Updates – Day 19: Tried to eat a wasp Succeeded at eating bird shit Licked her own shit... Tried to eat our dining table leg
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Lily Updates – Day 16: Got the zoomies so hard she crashed into the couch, the coffee table, and my shin Was the main character at Home Depot Barked at her own reflection. Lost the fight. Chipped a tooth. Promptly tried to eat it...
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Having a new puppy is like having a newborn. Let's pay respect to my cancelled plans: South Dakota Trip: Cancelled California Road Trip: Cancelled My Belated Birthday Party: Cancelled Dance Class: Cancelled Concert at Red Rocks: Cancelled Screaming into the void: Rescheduled
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Just sent in Lily’s DNA test and I’m on edge like I’m waiting for Maury to come out and say “You ARE the Pyranees!" Please place your breed bets below! Winner gets bragging rights and my eternal respect.
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Lily Updates – Day 13: Slept through the night (we are blessed) Learned "paw" and "other paw" which is useless but adorable Stepped in her own poop Went to her first puppy class!
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This Saturday, I hosted Pups, Peaks & Pints, a dog walk + brewery hang with @souldogrescue and it was PURE serotonin. 🐾🍻 We hiked, we met adoptable pups, and then we grabbed beers at @averybrewingco because what else do you do after a walk with 20+ dogs??
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Day 11 of being a dog mom: I’ve slept 10 hours total, cried 3 times, and googled “is my puppy happy” 47 times. I am both thriving and on the brink.
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Colorado summer bucket list: 10 epic ideas for locals (or tourists who wanna do it right) - Go Paddle boarding in Satanka Cove - Ride the Pikes Peak Cog Railway - Hike Seven Falls hike near Colorado Springs - Visit Maroon Bells Lake - Go Summer Tubing at the YMCA in Granby (1/2)
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Things nobody tells you about becoming outdoorsy in your 30s: - Your back? Not built for 14ers. - You’ll start caring about socks. Like… a lot. - You might cry on a hike and that’s normal. - You have to bring a pair of backup knees on every hike...
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Ok this is a little embarrassing to admit but does anyone else deeply believe stuffed animals have feelings? Ever since I was little, I get super upset if someone throws or roughly handles a stuffed animal. I thought I'd grow out of it but NOPE! Am I crazy???
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It’s another Mental Health Monday! Todays topic: ADHD & relationships
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Let's see your tattoos in emojis! I have 🌱🦋🐝☀️🪄🌼✈️🏔️ tattoos and the next three will be 🐍🐺🦇
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I know this was a while ago, but I'm still worried about the fact that the The MAHA commission plans to "assess the prevalence of and threat posed by” stimulants used to treat ADHD. (1/2)
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
TOMORROW SATURDAY APRIL 5th! Mass protests in all 50 states ✊ Find the one closest to you here: www.mobilize.us/handsoff/map/
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I hike because punching people in the face is frowned upon. #NatureTherapy
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
If you have family or friends or you yourself use Medicare or Medicaid... or if you want there to be people deploying evidence-based prevention for infectious diseases — like measles — so that your best friend’s 2 month old baby doesn't die for a completely preventable reason...
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
It’s almost patio season ☀️ Here’s a few of my fave restaurants in Boulder with awesome patios: - Rosetta Hall - Avanti - Bar Taco - Hapa Sushi - Japango - Rayback Collective - Postino
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It's another Mental Health Monday! Today's topic: Getting tasks done with ADHD
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
"My thoughts while packing for a weekend trip: What if I shit myself and need more than these 17 underwears?"
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
What's your ideal trail? Forest Path 🌲 Mountain Hike 🏔️ Desert Trek 🏜️ Coastal Walk 🏝️
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My husband and I recently had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant. He was having steak, and I ordered sushi. Our waiter sets down a steak knife for him, and then proceeds to set one down in front of me as well. (1/2)
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The most important hiking lesson I've learned: No coffee that morning unless you wanna poop in the woods 💩
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I want to go on a cruise to Alaska but I have NO IDEA where to even start. I've never been on a cruise, so I'm not sure what to look for. I just know I want plenty of adventure excursions like kayaking, walking on glaciers, whale watching, etc. Does anyone have any recommendations???
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Story time! The most disastrous hike of my life… 2 years ago I went with a group of 9 people to do a 15 mile hike from Aspen to Crested Butte & back the next day. The hike was 4 hours away from home & we had to start early so we rented a cute Airbnb to crash at the night before near Aspen. (1/10)
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Creators - Is anyone else having an extremely hard time getting partnerships lately? I don't know if I'm doing something wrong but I've had 2 collabs this year and they were both UGC 😭
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
It's funny how men say "WoMeN aRe ToO eMoTiOnAl!" Like do they not understand that anger is an emotion? 🤣
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Is anyone else exhausted? It's been the longest 4 years - sorry I mean 55 days...
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Back around November, I was struggling with whether or not to talk politics on my page. On one hand, I was devastated about the state of our country. On the other, I was scared of losing followers and the career I’ve worked so hard to build. 1/3
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I saw this on Threads a while ago, and I can’t remember the original poster, but I think about it a lot. I feel like the time for kindness and empathy towards 🤡 supporters is over. For example, if your racist uncle calls you a “libtard” just respond with “republic*nt”. 1/2
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I just found out a huuuuuge pet peeve of mine… when people mis-name basic animals… I was watching The Bachelor and a girl brought a llama 🦙 and Grant said “is that a donkey?” 🫏SIR!!! AND THEN another girl said, “Is it a llama or a camel?” 1/2
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This season, I rated Colorado ski resorts based on how good they are for beginners & intermediates. Here are the final results! 🫣 0/10-Aspen 🙂 5/10-Eldora 🙂 7/10-Snowmass 🙂 7.5-Keystone ☺️ 9/10-Winter Park ☺️ 9/10-Buttermilk ☺️ 9/10-Breckenridge 😍 10/10-Beaver Creek 😍 10/10-Steamboat Springs 1/2
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If you're nervous about losing followers if you speak up for what you believe in... don't be.
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
🚨 Content Creators - YOUR VOICE MATTERS! Last week, I posted a resource for people to sign a letter and send it to their lawmakers to help protect our public lands. Over 1,505 people clicked that link (and hopefully signed). 1/2
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Some awesome outdoorsy brands to support right now: @thelandmarkproject @wonderyoutdoors @parksproject @thepinnacleoutfitters @shoptraildust
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
🤭 Sometimes, I make myself giggle
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
AMAZON BLACKOUT STARTING TODAY!!! From March 7 - 14th! Don't shop or use: -Amazon -Alexa -Kindle -Audible -Goodreads -Whole Foods -Zappos -Ring -Twitch -MGM Studios -IMDb -The Washington Post AND MORE!!
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is my leg and the creatures who created such beautiful artwork...
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It’s Day 22 of not speaking to my mom. Almost a month ago, I decided to take a temporary break from her toxic behavior. At first I felt SO guilty. But a few days after cutting contact, I received an unhinged text from her that reminded me of why I felt I needed to do this in the first place. 1/2
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Want to do something about the current state of our country but don't know where to start? Do a tiny act of resistance every single day. Examples: - Respond to Heritage Foundation polls and enter your name as Melania Trump or Putin - Call your lawmakers and leave a message every day 1/3
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Sooooooooo we’re getting a puppy later this year. Can you help me with some girl dog names? So far I’m thinking Luna or Lily.
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Can the Bluesky algorithm please connect me to everyone who believes in equality, empathy, kindness, science, and logic? 🥲🙏 #democrat #empathy #equality #kindness
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Some companies that have stood firm on their DEI commitments so far: - Costco - Chase - Delta - Apple - Ben & Jerry’s - E.l.f 😍
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Some companies that have eliminated DEI policies: - Target - Amazon - Meta - Walmart - McDonald’s - Boeing - Coors - Lowe’s - Ford - Jack Daniel’s - Harley-Davidson - John Deere - Nissan - Tractor Supply Time to find some alternatives 👿
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Everyone was warned about this, and it’s happening just as we feared.
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Isn’t it wild that atheists are standing by bishop Mariann Budde, and tons of Christians are pissed off at her? For relaying Jesus’s teachings. Like whatttt? 🥴
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Jessy Vanpo @worriedwanderer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’d like to get straight to the point on this app. I believe in: - abortion - vaccines - trans rights - equality - global warming - science - teaching REAL history - lgbtq rights - separation of church & state - the fact that we are totally screwed If you can relate, hello friend 👋
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