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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Universe S1E16-17 Sabotage & Pain 🪲 Matt, Eli, and Chloe are left behind while Dr. Amanda Perry helps them conserve power, and then an alien tick causes hallucinations 😱 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/9/...

Rush is hallucinating that he’s in a rapidly filling tank of water. He looks panicked with his hands up against the glass. The image is dark with blue lighting. I think at this point the water hasn’t passed his chest yet cuz his head isn’t underwater. Valid fear though!

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing #Stargate Universe S1E14-15 Human & Lost 🧬 Eli, Matt, Chloe, and Greer get stranded on a planet and lost from Destiny while Rush sits in the chair for the first time 💺Hi Daniel! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/9/...

Rush is talking to Daniel on Earth in a simulated version of his memory. They are facing each other and Rush’s face isn’t very visible but Daniel is clearly talking and in a good mood. They’re both wearing business casual. There is a light gray brick building behind them. I’m pretty sure it’s the university of Vancouver or something. These silly boys can talk about their dead wives together!

Eli, Matt, and Chloe are on a planet looking at an inactive gate. They’re in a forest in Vancouver and it’s just past sunset with the lighting. Most of the image is greenery and the three people are small in the bottom right of the image. The Stargate is in the back surrounded by greenery.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Universe S1E12-13 Divided & Faith 🛐 Civilians attempt a coup against the military and then the crew finds a perfect planet created out of nowhere 🌎 Never a dull moment! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/9/...

Greer on the right uses both arms to point a handgun at Volker’s chest on the left. This is in the midst of a coup attempt by the civilians. Volker obviously looks concerned about being threatened. I know this isn’t the point but Greer’s arms look really good here. His muscles are tensed holding the gun and it makes them pop. He looks very capable.

TJ, with her back to the camera, looks at a medium size waterfall amidst a rocky outcropping while exploring a new planet. Her hair is down for once and she’s carrying a collection bag. I can’t imagine how refreshing it must be to get off that ship.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Universe S1E10-11 Justice & Space 🛸 Rush frames Young for murder, Young abandons Rush, Rush and Chloe get abducted by aliens, and Franklin sits in the chair. Anything else? thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/9/...

Rush attempts to open the hatch of a crashed alien ship while Young, Caine, and Volker watch. The planet setting is rocky desert and the crashed ship is roughly the size of Destiny’s shuttles. Everyone has their back to the camera with Rush up on a small hill and Volker is barely in frame since he’s on the other side of Caine. Rush feels more at home with alien tech than with people.

Rush has been abducted by aliens. They dressed him in a 1960s black scuba suit with a sci-fi breathing device and put him in a water tank for experimentation. His eyes are closed, bubbles are coming out of his regulator, and his hair is floating around. There are three clear tubes coming out of his suit that are giving an optical illusion of being outside the tank so it kinda looks like wolverine slashed the glass.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Universe S1E8-9 Time and Life 💀 The crew sends kinos back in time to save themselves from two threats and then we’ve got lots of interpersonal drama and a new chair! 🏳️‍🌈 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/9/...

Rush, Greer, Eli, and Matt are on a humid forest planet having just arrived. Eli is the closest to the camera and he’s inspecting a kino he just found on the ground with a confused look on his face. Rush is next closest to the camera also looking confused. Greer is still back by the Stargate about 50 feet away. Matt is on the right mid-distance back looking at Eli with a neutral expression. I love a timey wimey episode!

Camille and Sharon embrace while Camille uses the communication stones. Sharon is behind Camille with her right arm around her and holding a wine glass in her left hand. Sharon is looking down and has a pensieve look on her face. Camille is smiling with her eyes closed. Our first queer couple on Stargate! It’s about time!

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Universe S1E6-7 Water & Earth 🌎 Scott & Young collect ice to melt for water and then a team from Earth takes over Destiny to try and dial home 🫯 Stay out of it, Telford! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/8/...

Young and Scott wear the Ancient spacesuits on an ice planet with a toxic atmosphere. Young is slightly in front of Scott looking left of camera and Scott is looking right of camera. Their surroundings are dark with swirling snow all around. It’s pretty but don’t stay too long!

Young stands on the steps in the gateroom to address the entire crew. He looks serious as he talks, standing with his hands behind his back. We can see about 15 people standing around him in miscellaneous attire and various amounts of focus. The only ones focused enough to identify are Brody, Greer, and Chloe. Young is the leader who stepped up!

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Universe S1E4-5 Darkness & Light 🌅 Destiny starts shutting down and the crew thinks they’ll come to a fiery end in a star… but will they?… ✴️ Always high stakes here! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/8/...

Destiny is flying straight into a red dwarf. The ship looks almost black since it’s back lit. The star looks like molten lava; it’s mostly orange with some red and yellow mixed in. The horizon is also orange this close to the star. Very dramatic image!

Eli and Chloe are sitting on the observation deck watching the approach to the red dwarf. We are only seeing their heads and shoulders from behind as well as the top of the couch they’re on. The horizon is completely orange, giving the room they’re in an orange glow as well. There are a couple bursts of yellow coming out from the star as it flares. It’s beautiful, especially once they realize they’re not gonna die!

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing the Stargate Universe pilot Air Parts 1-3! 🛸 It’s time! The final show! Our new crew gets yeeted onto the Destiny to begin a new chaotic adventure! 🥳 Let the drama ensue! 🎭 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/8/...

The image focuses on the open Stargate wormhole on Destiny from down the hallway beyond the gate room. There are baseboard running lights on each side of the hallway but it’s otherwise very dark. The wormhole in the distance is active and there’s one person coming through with unexpected force as they’re several feet off the ground with one arm raised. Welcome to your new home, Matt!

TJ and Chloe are kneeling and bent over Colonel Young who is seizing and unconscious on the floor of the gateroom. TJ is in military gear and is supporting Young’s neck. Chloe is wearing a business appropriate dress and coat, although she’s also very dusty. There are at least three sets of legs visible in the background as people look on from a short distance.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re wrapping up Stargate Atlantis with a final analysis episode! 🍾 Join us as we discuss character arcs, villains, and our impressions of the show as a whole! 👽 It’s the end of an era! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/8/...

Behind the scenes shot of Joe Flanigan and Rachel Lutrell hugging after the final scene of Atlantis. Joe is standing behind Rachel and has his arms wrapped around her shoulders and his face his buried in her hair while smiling. She’s holding his arms and laughing. This is just feeding my ship for John and Teyla honestly.

Behind the scenes shot of Robert Picardo and Jason Momoa at the top of the steps in the Atlantis gate room. Jason has put his dreads wig on Robert and is giving a surfer gesture with his left hand while his right arm is around Robert. There are various crew people in the background as well as some gear. I love these boys!

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing #Stargate Atlantis S5E20 Enemy at the Gate: the series finale! 🥳 It’s a bittersweet end since our crew is stuck on Earth for now, but at least the battle ended with everyone alive! 👏 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/7/...

This is the final shot of the finale. Keller, Rodney, Teyla, John, Ronon, Amelia, Woolsey, and Carson are standing on an Atlantis balcony looking out at the Golden Gate Bridge which is off camera towards the right. Everyone is in their usual outfits except Ronon who’s in white infirmary scrubs and Amelia has removed her jacket and straightened her hair. Rodney and Keller are embracing. Carson is the only one looking at his friends instead of out in the distance. What a bittersweet ending! Too bad they couldn’t go back to Pegasus but at least they’re safe and sound.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis E18&19 Identity & Vegas 🌃 Keller switches bodies with a thief and then we get a delightful CSI style AU with John as a detective in Vegas hunting a Wraith🕵🏻‍♂️ thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/7/...

A thief named Neeva is in Keller’s body. In this image she’s in a jumper pointing a gun at Rodney who is off screen. She looks determined to get her way. The interior wall of the jumper is visible in the background. That definitely isn’t your girlfriend, Rodney!

John as a Vegas detective in an alternate reality points a gun off screen. Desert and hills are visible behind him in the distance. His old red classic car is directly behind him. He’s wearing a plain suit with cool sunglasses and a shiny silver gun. His lips are slightly parted as he focuses on his target. Let me take you away from all this, babe 😂

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S5E16-17 Brain Storm & Infection 🧪Rodney and Keller team up with Bill Nye to solve a heat sink problem on Earth, and Todd’s hive has been struck with a disease 🦠 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/7/...

In a standard Earth lobby, Keller is kneeling on the floor inspecting the frozen arm of a rando man with Bill Nye on his other side kneeling and touching his chest. Rodney and Tunney are standing in the background about 10-15 feet away, both in tuxes with crossed arms and concerned looks on their faces. There are about 20 others visible even farther back in the lobby watching this unfold.
Also: Bill Bill Bill Bill!

The front half of a hive ship crashes onto the ocean on New Lantea. A wave is spreading out ahead of the ship and there’s a massive amount of smoke coming out of the severed end of the ship. Water landings are no joke!

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S5E14-15 The Prodigal & Remnants 👽 We FINALLY get rid of Michael and then we meet an AI charged with getting their bio samples to a safe world! 🧬 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/7/...

Michael is struggling to hold onto the edge of a ledge high up on a tower in Atlantis with buildings and water below. I think someone’s foot may be visible on the left but it’s hard to tell. It’s such a lovely shot, this asshole scared for his life with the twinkling city lights around him. BYE BITCH.

A probe was found on the ocean floor of New Lantea and an AI within was tasked with getting the probe to a safe planet. In this image the probe is in the gate room being prepped for transport and the AI is showing the crew what the Sekkari people looked like, which is a semi-translucent skeletal humanoid. Sure would like to know where their muscles are.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S5E12-13 Outsiders & Inquisition 👨‍⚖️ Carson with AR1 help save survivors of the plague from the Wraith and then Atlantis is put on trial! 😮 Let’s go Daddy Woolsey! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/7/...

Carson and a Balaran survivor named Novo are smiling at someone to the left of the camera. Carson is in casual Atlantis wear and Novo has on a high neck burgundy tank top with a loose gray corset over it. They’re in a space repurposed for a clinic that may have been a tavern because there’s a shelf with drinking vessels on it behind Carson.

Three representatives of a new coalition of planets are sitting side by side in a stereotypically medieval courtroom. They’re sitting in fancy high back chairs on a modestly raised stone balcony with stairs coming out to the main floor on each side. The walls are covered in draped red curtains and the lighting is all candles held in various candelabra around the room. The three people lol very serious and are staring straight at the camera. The two men have dark, mostly black clothing, and the woman is ready for a ball in her nice dress and jewelry that doesn’t really match this occasion. She’s here to serve both looks and justice.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S5E10-11 First Contact & The Lost Tribe 👽 Daniel’s here! And the Asgard are back (kinda)! With Todd and the Travelers too, we’ve got a full house! 🍾 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/6/...

Daniel and Rodney are in an empty gray hallway looking quizzically at two light sconces on the wall. Daniel is in casual clothes, lightly touching the wall and biting his lower lip. Rodney is in his Atlantis uniform, leaning against the wall. Oh it’s nothing boys, just a hidden lab behind you.

This is an unnamed Asgard in the group known as the Vanir who live in Pegasus. He is wearing some type of insignia directly on his chest and perhaps a communication device directly on his forehead. He is otherwise unclothed and unadorned, as were the Milky Way Asgard. They’re in an abandoned Ancient facility so the wall design behind him is vaguely familiar. There is also a console light up with yellow light and red diagrams partially behind his body. These Asgard aren’t as nice!

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S5E8&9 The Queen and Tracker 👸🏽 Teyla poses as a Wraith Queen and then Keller gets abducted by a Runner to save a little girl 🩺 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/6/...

Teyla, having undergone facial surgery to look like a Wraith Queen, is standing in front of the throne chair on a hive ship, listening to someone off-camera talk. The lighting is fairly dark and the color palette is black, purple, orange, and brown for the entire image. I don’t like the butt chin they gave her but otherwise she looks cool!

Kiryk, a new (to us) Runner, stands next to a tree in a Vancouver forest looking down at the ground in concentration. We can’t see what he’s looking at but it’s probably Keller. He’s wearing a lot of leather in layered pieces as well as the teleportation armband. Gotta love some Mike Dopud!

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Happy (belated) Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 This week we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S5 E6-7 The Shrine and Whispers 🤫 Rodney contracts a debilitating parasite and then an all-women team helps investigate one of Michael’s labs 🧪 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/6/...

AR1 is stuck on top of a Stargate as the area around them floods. The sky is dark and the only light comes from the gate chevrons and the open wormhole. All four are sitting on top of various positions, soaking wet. It’s a cool shot with them underlit like that.

This is a behind the scenes image of all four women on this newly seen AR team, posing for the camera in their full gear in a Vancouver forest. They need to tell John to stop being so weird about it.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S5E4-5 The Daedalus Variations & Ghost in the Machine 👻 AR1 gets stuck hopping realities and then Weir comes back as a Replicator with a new mission 👾 Sadly #WeWantStargate thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/6/...

The Daedalus is in orbit over a blue and green planet. The ship itself is blurry with bright light emanating from the center as it’s about to jump to an alternate reality. Trippy!

Elizabeth Weir in the replicator form of FRAN is standing in front of an active Stargate. She’s about to walk through, but has turned halfway back to look at the other people behind her. She’s the only person in the shot along with the Stargate and a bit of stained glass wall. She’s wearing stereotypical replicator beige linen. Goodbye forever, queen.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Happy (belated) Wormhole Waffles Wednesday 🧇 Oops😂 This week we’re back with Stargate Atlantis S5E2-3 The Seed and Broken Ties 🌱 Keller has a Wraith organism growing out of her and Tyre comes back to sell out Ronon to the Wraith 😱 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/5/...

Keller is in bed. The covers have been pulled back and they show maroon colored tendrils growing out of her abdomen and wrapping around the bed. It’s giving my worst nightmare. I really don’t want to dwell on this too long.

Close up of Tyre with an aggressive facial expression. The right side of his face is lit up and there’s a fair amount of blood all over it and his ear. He’s wearing black clothing and is pointing his left arm towards something off screen. It’s possible he’s pointing a gun at someone. He looks ready to fight.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Continuum, the movie that wraps up Ba’al’s plot! 🪩 Roll call! SG1, Jack, Daddy Hammond, M Davis, Apophis, Ra, Camulus, Cronus, Yu, Nirrti, Ba’al, Quetesh, Hayes, Ben B in 2 roles… 🤩 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/5/...

Ba’al is somehow making a satellite phone work from orbit and Quetesh is concerned about the bill. They’re dressed in their standard fancy Goa’uld everyday wear on a mothership. Quetesh is definitely planning his murder while he gabs nonchalantly with the US president.

Jack, Sam, Cam, and Daniel are in the pyramid for Ba’al’s extraction and they look concerned since things are starting to go wrong. The men are all looking at something ahead of them while Sam looks at Cam. They’re all wearing desert camo and everyone but Jack is carrying a P90.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re looking back on Stargate Atlantis Seasons 3&4 🍾 Truly SO MUCH has happened in these two seasons, it’s wild 😵‍💫 RIP Elizabeth, Bye Sam, RIP and Hello Carson, Hello Keller and Woolsey 😂 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/5/...

This shows the Replicators’ attack on Atlantis in the episode First Strike. The shield is up, a red laser is bearing down on the shield and creating a vein like effect. And the sun is setting in the background. The yellow and orange of the sun with the red and purple in the sky is so beautiful.

I’m pretty sure this is a DVD box cover image for Season 4. AR1 plus Sam are posed in their character outfits in front of a Stargate in this promo shot. John is the only one in an official uniform while everyone else is in more casual wear. John is in the center with Teyla and Sam on each side and then Rodney and Ronon on the outside ends.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate S4 E18-19 The Kindred Part 1&2 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 Teyla gets taken while searching for the Athosians and Carson comes back! We gotta do something about Michael yall 😂 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/4/...

Dr. Carson Beckett is wearing what looks like an old timey prison uniform. It’s like a bluish gray jumpsuit made with sturdy material. He’s sitting on a very short cot that is attached to the wall with chains and he has what looks like a burlap blanket. He is mid speech and looks happy to see who he’s looking at. You’re in for some rough news, buddy!

Teyla has been taken prisoner and is strapped to a metal medical bed, if you can even call it that, which is tilted at a 45 degree angle. She’s talking to her boyfriend Kanaan who’s been experimented on and looks weird. She’s in distress and he’s listening but not doing anything because he’s completely useless. To be fair it’s not really his fault but still. The writers made him such a wet blanket.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Happy (belated) Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! This week we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S4 E16-17 Trio & Midway ☘️ Rodney, Sam, and Dr. Keller fall into a mine shaft, and then the Wraith infiltrate Earth! Also a Teal’c cameo! 🥰 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/4/...

Dr. Keller and Sam are laying on the ground on their stomachs, looking into a deep sinkhole where Rodney just fell. He’s laying on his back at the bottom surrounded by some unidentifiable debris. The only bits of the ladies that are visible are the backs of their heads, backpacks, and some of their hands. I wanna know how this grass is doing so well when there’s only an inch or two of dirt on top of this metal room.

Ronon and Teal’c face off in a tiny bedroom on Midway Station as they jockey for who gets the bottom bunk. Ronon is slightly taller but they’re almost eye level as they stare at each other with serious expressions. I’m so glad they finally got to meet! They end up being buddies!

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S4E14-15 Harmony and Outcast ⚰️ John&Rodney help young Harmony on a quest and then John&Ronon hunt a replicator on Earth! 🌎 John’s really going through it 🫩 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/4/...

This is a painting revealed at the end of the episode. It depicts Harmony standing next to the Ancient pedestal, controlling the mini drones flying around her head. Rodney is kneeling in front on her right while shooting his gun at an enemy and yelling. John is cowering behind her on her left, looking terrified of the enemy. Iconic.

A replicator man with some damage on his torso has been dropped in low orbit so that he will fall through the atmosphere and burn up. We are seeing him from behind and above so there’s a gray ocean distantly below him. His body is starting to catch fire. RIP unnamed replicator man, we hardly knew ye.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S4E12-13 Spoils of War and Quarantine 😷The AR1 boys find a Wraith breeding ground and then a glitch initiates the auto quarantine lockdown in Atlantis 😬 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/4/...

In a depiction of their mental battle, it looks as if a Wraith Queen is standing directly behind Teyla on her right, looking over her shoulder and talking menacingly at her. Teyla looks focused and determined. There’s a dark green filter over the whole image. I love how the Wraith queens make sure to show cleavage in every outfit. Why not!

Ronon and Dr. Keller are in the infirmary and about to kiss. Ronon’s right shoulder and right side of his face is visible as he turns toward Keller away from camera. Part of Keller’s face is obscured but she’s smiling and closing her eyes as she leans in. There’s a sheet behind them since they’re sitting against a hospital bed. Spoiler alert: they never actually kiss. Womp womp.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S4 E10-11 This Mortal Coil and Be All My Sins Remember’d 📜 AR1 has clones! They provide intel on the Replicators, who we finally take down with some friends AND enemies😱💥

Rodney, Elizabeth, and Ronon are looking to the right of the camera at someone who has just delivered ominous news so they look very concerned and surprised. Elizabeth is sitting on a table while the boys stand on each side of her. There are some lights and control panels barely visible in the background.

It’s ships’ butts! Butts of ships! Lit up derrières! Shiny cabooses! Look at these behinds!
There are 14 ships of mixed human, ancient, and wraith origin all preparing to go into hyperspace at the same time to go fight the replicators, via a mass ass shot.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Happy (belated) Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 This week we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S4E8-9 The Seer and Miller’s Crossing 🔮 Todd works on code with Rodney while a psyhic visits and then Rodney has to go save a young girl to save his sister 😱 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/3/...

Todd, restrained in manacle straps, looms menacingly over Rodney in Rodney’s lab as they work. Todd looks moderately annoyed and Rodney looks a little anxious but he mostly stands his ground. A laptop and lab equipment is visible in the background. There are also two mostly obscured airmen in the background.

Jeannie and Rodney are in a mostly empty computer lab. Jeannie is seated on a stool next to an open laptop looking expectantly at Rodney who is standing and possibly walking away in dejection. I think Jeannie is reprimanding him for something and he’s feeling bad. There are also a couple lamps in the background and some purple mood lighting for some reason. I wonder what this room is normally used for.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S4E6-7 Tabula Rasa and Missing 🪢 Atlantis contracts a childhood illness that causes memory loss and then the Athosians are abducted 😱 Teyla needs a break 🫩 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/3/...

Rodney is holding a tablet showing an image of Teyla and the words “This is Teyla. Find her.” on top of the image. Only a few fingers of Rodney’s hands are visible. The photo of Teyla looks like a badge photo, unsmiling and with mediocre lighting.

Dr. Keller and Teyla are hiding from the Bola Kai under a rock outcropping above a river. Teyla, right, has her right hand over Keller’s mouth to keep her quiet. Teyla looks very comfortable sitting on the rock, prepared for action. Keller looks awkwardly draped on the rock.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S4E4-5 Doppelgänger and Travelers 👯‍♂️ John accidentally brings a fear consuming entity to Atlantis and we meet a new group of space-faring people, the Travelers 🛸 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/3/...

John is looking into a crystal formation which is repeating the image of his face like a kaleidoscope. The clearest image is in the center on a slightly flatter piece and then the rest is pretty haphazard. It’s all shades of blue. I bet the graphics team had fun with this one.

John is standing chest to chest with Larrin. He just saved her from a Wraith and she’s using the opportunity to distract him while she steals his stunner. In the background is a Lantian ship hallway with a big window showing stars outside. Larrin is being charming and John looks skeptical but interested. I like the flirting but Larrin generally has weird energy. The writers don’t know how to write women characters.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S4E2-3 Lifeline and Reunion 🤝 We complete the opening arc with the Replicators and then Ronon finds some old Satedan friends 👾 And Sam is here!!! 😍 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/3/...

Oberoth and Elizabeth are facing off in a representation of the subconscious mind. The area around them is uniformly very dark blue and a dim light is shining down just overhead, centering them in a lighter blue triangle. They are both standing straight and still, though in reality Elizabeth has her hand physically in Oberoth’s head. Sci-fi is weird sometimes, man. Though honestly this isn’t even in the top 10 weird things on this show. It’s a really pretty visual too.

Sam is here!!! She’s dressed in her dress blues carrying a large briefcase and walking through the Stargate into the Atlantis gate room while smiling. On the left is a random airman assigned to guard the gate. Everything is better now.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Happy (belated) Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 This week we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S3E20&S4E1 First Strike and Adrift 🌌 Atlantis and the Reps are at war! Col Ellis comes to deliver the first strike and so Atlantis must fly away! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/2/...

Tragically beautiful image of Atlantis under siege at sunset. The shield is up, stopping the blast of the red energy beam shooting at them from straight above and the red fans out over the dome of the shield a good ways. Behind the shield on the left we can see that the sun is setting with a beautiful orange glow. The night sky looks dark purple with the contrasting colors so the whole image is gorgeous.

Atlantis is flying through space with the shield covering 80% of the city; the edges aren’t covered by the shield as it’s failing. It kinda looks like Atlantis is in a snow globe that someone just tossed in the air. The city being able to fly is one of the most badass parts of this show.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 Season 10 and the series as a whole 🤯 We talk about character arcs, villains, the representation of women, and more! 💃 We can’t believe we’re done with this show! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/2/...

Posed photo of SG1 and Landry with an industrial backdrop including a Stargate. They look ready for a casual dinner at a steak house.

SG1 makes their final trip through the Stargate at the end of the show. We are seeing them from behind as they approach the open wormhole. What an emotional end!

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing the Stargate movie Ark of Truth! 🐦‍🔥 We wrap up the Ori story arc and the Replicators are back? 👾 Either way, it’s the end of an era 😭 At least we still have one more movie! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/2/...

Teal’c, Daniel, Vala, and Tomin have just found the Ark in a very dusty pile of rubble in the ruins of a long-abandoned village. Daniel is the only one unbothered by the amount of dust which makes me wonder how many archaeologists have lung problems. Teal’c is actually semi reclined while everyone else is crouching. It would be interesting to learn how the props department decides what kinds of things should be mixed in with rubble. And do they have dust in a spray can?

SG1 is posing for a pic in the gateroom, presumably while filming the last scene where they go through the gate one last time. Sam, Vala, and Daniel have a small smirk but Teal’c and Cam are serious. There’s a random airman on the left side and six people are visible in the control room behind them including Walter in the center. What a nostalgic end to a great TV show.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 It’s the end of an era! Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S10E20 Unending 🎬 It’s the finale and it feels very emotional 😭 SG1 +Landry go save the Asgard legacy and time travel hijinks ensue ⏳ thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/2/...

SG1 is looking at the Stargate in the SGC as they prepare to go off on their next mission in the final moments of the episode. Sam, Daniel, and Cam are clustered on the left side and Vala and Teal’c are on the right. They all look wistful and contemplative with a mix of happy and sad as well. It’s the end of an era! We’re not crying, you’re crying!

Sam is in the engineering room of the Odyssey and has used their new matter converter to make herself a cello. The cello is in the left foreground. Sam is in center background with her body facing away towards the Asgard core and her head turned to look at the cello. I’m so glad she found some time for herself in all those years to do what made her happy.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S10E18-19 Family Ties and Dominion🐍 We meet Vala’s father and then Ba’al implants a clone into Adria! And she ascends! 😮 Also happy 150th episode to us! 🥳 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/1/...

Cam and Daniel on the left are listening to Vala’s father on the right while standing in his outlandishly decorated apartment. It’s giving budget Hugh Hefner. There’s a painting of a tiger and gold embellishments everywhere. We’re only seeing a small corner of it but the whole apartment is so visually overwhelming.

Ba’al has his back to the camera while talking to Adria in a specially constructed jail cell in the middle of a big room. I love Adria’s black bustier, it’s really cute. There’s also a Jaffa tucked in the black left corner of the image. I wonder if Ba’al’s Jaffa are ever surprised by what he does anymore.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S10E16-17 Bad Guys and Talion 💣 SG1 accidentally takes hostages in a museum and then Teal’c goes on a revenge quest against Arkad 🗡️ The most tonally different pairing 😂 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/1/...

Teal’c and Cam have their backs to the camera, looking at a museum lobby full of people in fancy dress who look very surprised to see them. Their outfits are giving sci-fi meets early 2000s wardrobe. There are display cases and statues scattered throughout the room. This may have been filmed in a posh school.

I love this shot of broody Teal’c! He’s standing just inside the opening of a tent, so the tent cloth is most of what we see and it’s framing his face beautifully. He’s wearing his Jaffa robes and looking thoughtfully into the distance with his brows slightly furrowed.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Happy (belated) Wormhole Waffles Wednesday 🧇 This week we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S10 E14-15 The Shroud and Bounty 🔫 Daniel returns with a bunch of white makeup and hairspray, and then Vala gets to cosplay a sweet Kansas girl 😂 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/1/...

Daniel has returned as a prior so he has the customary white powder makeup with 3D doodles on his face and white tinted hairspray. He’s wearing a standard issue gray jumpsuit. Behind him is a tall chair back and then the window where we see that the ship he’s on is traveling through hyperspace. The sky is a lovely blue and purple combo that’s pleasant to look at. Daniel is looking to his right and is in mid speech. It was fun seeing Daniel like this and I would think Michael Shanks had fun with it too. The makeup was only temporary after all.

Cam and Vala are at Cam’s parents’ house in Kansas. All four are sitting outside at a picnic table with a fruit design tablecloth and they’re eating pie. The house in the background is moderately large and barn red with white trim. There are lots of flowers everywhere in the background. I love Vala’s enthusiasm for pie. And of course what she tells his parents when Cam leaves. 😈

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S10 E12-13 Line in the Sand and The Road Not Taken🪫 Sam helps a village disappear from the Ori and then gets pulled into another reality! We love us some Sam episodes! ❤️ thegeekywaffle.com/home/2026/1/...

I just love this photo of Sam. She looks so genuinely happy and I’m not even sure why in the context of this scene; I would have to go back and watch it. Anyway Sam looks happy and she’s standing in a library off-world so there are old books in the background and lots of aged ikea candles.

Daddy Hammond is back! He’s on the left and he’s facing mostly away from the camera as he watches Sam on a monitor, likely while standing in the control room based on the computers and stairs in the background. Sam on the monitor looks very distressed and is looking straight into the camera.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

It just occurred to me that this line about Scott and Kip in Heated Rivalry applies to Sam and Jack too! “He deserves sunshine and so do you” ❤️☀️❤️

Scott and Kip from Heated Rivalry are sharing a tender moment on the ice after a hockey game. Kip’s left hand is on Scott’s face as they stare into each other’s eyes. They’re so baby 🥰

Sam and Jack hug, likely in a behind the scenes shot since Hammond is just out of view. They look very cozy and happy.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Happy (belated) Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 This week we’re discussing Stargate SG1 The Quest Part 1&2 🐉 We’ve got an ultimate team-up with SG1, Adria, and Ba’al to find the Sangraal. And we’re also treated to Merlin and a dragon! 🧙‍♂️ thegeekywaffle.com/home/2025/12...

Adria has been turning off her orange eye glow since actress Morena Baccarin couldn’t stand wearing the contacts all the time, so Adria is showing Daniel that her eyes can still glow when he asks about it. The image mostly shows Adria with her glowing eyes, nice updo, shield necklace, leather bustier, and metal epaulets. The blurry back of Daniel’s head is visible in the right foreground. There is a mossy cave entrance behind Adria. Adria sure does know how to serve in any occasion.

Hey look! A CGI dragon! Although technically it’s a wyvern since it doesn’t have front legs. It doesn’t look too bad in this still shot but the moving shots in the show look kinda silly. They only have so much budget for dragons 😂 The dragon’s body is shades of gray and its wings are leathery brown. I usually love dragons but I have to admit that this one was a little underwhelming.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S10 E8-9 Memento Mori and Company of Thieves 🍔 Vala’s memory gets accidentally erased and then Cam infiltrates the Lucian Alliance as they attack the Odyssey 😱 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2025/12...

Cam is mostly undressed and handcuffed to a cheap motel bed. In this image we see his face, right hand handcuffed above his head, and a small portion of his chest with his dog tags around his neck. He’s looking to the right of the canera with a curious but perhaps slightly concerned look. *Insert suggestive joke here*

Cam is cosplaying as an important member of the Lucian Alliance. He’s on the left facing the camera, looking left of camera. Behind him is the alien Tenat looking expectantly at Cam. Cam looks annoyed and impatient. They’re on a goa’uld mothership taken by the LA. I guess Cam is a good actor.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S10 E6-7 200 & Counterstrike 💥 Possibly the funniest Stargate episode followed by… a perfectly serviceable Ori arc episode 😂 At least we get Morena Baccarin! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2025/12...

Puppet versions of Walter and Hammond are in a puppet scaled control room. The window to the gate room is on the right and in the back we can see a computer and a whiteboard. Their uniforms look impressively accurate from what I can tell. We’ll take Daddy Hammond in any form, anywhere!

A close-up of Morena Baccarin as adult Adria. She has freaky orange eyes, perfect makeup, an interesting thick patterned gold fabric choker with another necklace hanging down from that. Her hair is mostly up with tendrils hanging down the sides. The background is a yellow wall with soft lighting and we can barely see the back of Vala’s head on the left. Honestly I feel like I tolerate Adria just because it’s Morena fucking Baccarin.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S10 E4-5 Insiders and Uninvited 👯‍♂️ We’re Ba’als to the walls in clones and then unusual monsters get too close to home 👹 Where’s Jack? 👀😘

Sam is making a concentrating face at a computer screen with four Ba’al clones standing behind her. The clones are wearing matching jumpsuits with numbers on them and they all have some kind of weapon. In the background are file boxes and a card storage system like you would see in an old library that still uses Dewey decimal. I really wonder how the clones figured out a hierarchy.

Vala, Teal’c, Cam, and Sam are sitting on four sides of a table playing poker with Landry standing in the back looking on. They’re in Jack’s cabin so we can also see a fireplace, a bookshelf, and various trinkets on shelves. The walls are wood paneling of course. Teal’c has the most chips followed by Sam, then Vala, then Cam in a clear last place with disorganized chips. Give Vala some time and I bet she’ll end up the best at poker.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S10E2-3 Morpheus and The Pegasus Project 💤 SG1 fights a sleep parasite while Vala gets vetted, and we get a lovely crossover with Atlantis! Daniel is so happy! 😃 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2025/12...

Dr. Hutchison is showing an inkblot image to Vala during her psych evaluation. We can see the edge of the back of Vala’s head in the left foreground. Dr. Hutchison is wearing a dark gray suit and rectangular glasses. For the inkblot, I personally see a human ribcage but I suppose that’s subjective! It could also be an alien bug with very oddly shaped wings. Or maybe even the top half of a stormtrooper helmet with a banana splat on top. If turned sideways, it could be an anatomical drawing of a human breast with the glands and mammary sack or whatever it’s called. I’m not sure I’ve ever actually looked at an anatomical drawing of a breast before.

Morgan Le Fey is posing as a schoolteacher in the hologram room on Atlantis. Her white clothes are glowing and she has a bright light pointed at her head from above. She has a neutral but pleasant look on her face. The green and brown walls of the room are visible behind her.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S9&10 E20&1 Camelot and Flesh&Blood 🗡️ Merlin and ships and an Orici, oh my! They took a leap of faith with the S9 finale and it paid off in the start of S10! 🤰🏻 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2025/11...

Merlin is in an outfit reminiscent of The Sword in the Stone except silver instead of blue. He’s wearing a full body wizard robe in a shiny silver with a matching hat that is stiff at the bottom and floppy on top. He’s also wearing a pendant with a large dark red stone held by a gold chain. His hair and beard are white and long. His head is tilted down slightly while looking up and his hands are raised to eye level in a welcoming gesture. There are stone walls behind him and a torch burning on the wall. I do feel like they’re really toeing the line between myth accuracy and goofiness.

This is young Adria at about age 8-12 played by Jodelle Ferland of Twilight and Dark Matter fame. The Twilight comparison continues with how Adria ages quickly just like Rumplestiltskin, I mean Renesmee. Young Adria has golden eyes and dark hair. She’s wearing vaguely medieval dress with a bonnet that ties under her chin. Her primary colors are dark red and gold. She’s sitting in a very ornate high back chair, there’s some kind of blurry jug visible in the foreground, and a blurry bed barely visible in the background. This may be the creepiest age for Adria, though the toddler was also pretty freaky.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re wrapping up Stargate Atlantis S3 with episodes 18-19 Submersion and Vengeance 🌊 A Wraith Queen + an underwater lab and then Michael is back! Yay? 😂 No more bugs though, please. thegeekywaffle.com/home/2025/11...

A Wraith Queen is strapped to a gurney style table without rails. She is looking at Teyla who has her back to the camera so that we can only see the back left of her head and her left shoulder. The queen’s outfit is very goth chic with a hint of dragon princess. Her bustier with straps is made of strips of black leather and so are her arm braces. Her flowy pants have layers to them too but we can really see them here. Her skin tone is light green with blue around her eyes. She’s killing it on looks as far as a wraith goes.

This time Michael has Teyla strapped to a metal table in a very sketchy underground lab that would definitely not pass a health inspection. She’s looking to the right and generally in the direction of the camera and she’s very worried. Micheal is to her left fidgeting with something we can’t see. The background objects are very early Frankenstein and the lighting definitely gives evil lair. Michael’s outfit is brown leather with layers on the arms. He has short white hair and his skin tone is looking more human now. Arezou says he’s giving Christian Slater.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S3 E16-17 The Ark and Sunday 🕶️ AR1 saves the last of a dying people and then we lose our beloved Carson 😭 I can’t believe they did this to us again! thegeekywaffle.com/home/2025/11...

Jamus, an older slightly balding white guy, is explaining how their life-saving modules work to John, and John looks mildly confused. They’re in a 1960s style moon base, so the wall behind them is covered in various gadgets and vents; there’s a lot of blue and gray but a little gold here and there too. John is in his usual gear and Jamus’ outfit looks like a stereotypical sci-fi rando who has advanced past the medieval era into more modern clothing, also in blue and gray.

Carson and Rodney are standing on a pier on the edge of Atlantis with the whole city in the background and dusk lighting. Carson appears out of phase since he has already passed and Rodney is now hallucinating one last conversation with him. As silly as the show can be sometimes, they also do poignant and emotional very well. Farewell, dear friend.

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Wormhole Waffles @wormholewaffles.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S3 E14-15 Tao of Rodney and The Game 👨‍💻 It’s Rodney week as he almost ascends and is then revered as a god because of what he and John thought was a video game 😂 thegeekywaffle.com/home/2025/11...

Rodney and other scientists are in an ancient lab. Rodney is standing on a platform in front of a computer console and there is a turquoise beam of light coming down from the ceiling and wrapping around his body like rope. There are two other scientists visible in the left background. The room is classic ancient design with some small windows near the ceiling. This is a classic, don’t turn it on before you know what it does problem.

This is a portrait of Rodney done in a medieval style. Everything is done in warm tones with a golden background. The background also has random circle patterns and there’s a bright golden sunburst around Rodney’s head. His clothing is his standard Atlantis gear with a Canada patch but it’s almost unrecognizable in this style. Also visible is the frame on each side, but not top and bottom since this is zoomed in. This is the most heroic looking Rodney has ever been.

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