Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If all it takes is a beard and speaking in faux-profound truisms, i could be rick rubin too. Fuck that guy. 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Animal Collective shouldn’t be allowed to be played in public spaces 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Youre gonna love my halloween costume this year lol 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You can’t “Pika Pika” your way out of this bud. Siphoning electricity is a crime 161
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is bluesky and none of my motor cycle friends are on here so i’m just gonna say it. I don’t like motor cycles!!!!!! 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Unfortunately most people don’t really have lore because they haven’t actually let magic into their life, and to me that’s the requirement 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I would only want to be a celebrity to have lavish feasts in my abode with other people who have no where to really be 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026To all restaurants making AI menus: i want to eat real food, not a computer imagining food. Fuck off 001
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026So far in the country there are far less bees per capita than the city. Will update you if this changes 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Holds door open for man with baby stroller at coffee shop to immediately start honking as they block the crosswalk after leaving the shop 020
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026James Dolan is reason enough to root against the Knicks or any of his endeavors 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I am a big “Thank you, Best Regards,” kinda guy 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Every day instagram forces me to stop looking by forcing dumb infantile content down my throat 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s been almost a month since Angie passed and i haven’t felt this level of grief in some time. It’s hard to make it a day without feeling overwhelmed at his loss. I wish he could feel how much i still miss him 020
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Gonna put on Franz Ferdinand to commemorate War 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Me to my friends that didnt change during their pupa stage 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I sometimes wish my name were Rod so my nickname could be Lightning Rod 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Spotted a tire cover that was a picture of pauly Walnuts and said “Stop Being Cunty” on top and “Fuckin’ Witcha” underneath and i will curse that i didn’g get a picture 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Papyrus and Jokerman gotta be my favorite classic fonts 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I love good eggs (easter malted milk balls) 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If the knicks win we will never hear the end of it 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I love this app since it doesn’t put me at gun point and threaten to connect me to people i went to highschool with 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Hey world i’m a vampire (bullet with butterfly wings voice) sunlight is pain 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Call me a Napo-Baby the way i want to take the papacy by force 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The only generation that matters is regeneration 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The field where i galavanted with band kids is now primarily a prologis warehouse 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Learning allergies from concerning physical reactions 000
Reposted by Uh world…. Planetwinter @winterk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026If you're looking around the table and every other guy's a fox or a hen then you're the sack of grain 6487131
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Matt Skiba followed me on instagram, and while it makes me feel really good i wish i had more to say about it 010
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026If i slept better i’d have just said “corporate juggalo” 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Corporate goth corporate jock corporate nerd corporate stoner corporate juggalo corporate theater kid 100
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It’s 2026 and i still can’t just say “thank” 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It’s gonna take a lot more than a grainy pic of you as a child to tap in, buddy 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I’m convinced that kids can’t help themselves, they just gotta have fun 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026You don’t need all three but it’s nice to have the choice between Barbarian, Warrior or Paladin 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026If it looks like a plant, smells like a plant, and tastes like a plant then it’s organic 😋 020
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Bieber has usurped Timberlake as The Justin-ian 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Maybe more people would read the bible if it was shorter and less boring 020
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Ok i meant to live like him, i realize this mistake. But i’d date him also i guess 000
Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka is really what every childless man in their 30s wants 100