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Uh world…. Planet

@worldplanet.bsky.social
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Celestial body aspiring toward oneness

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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If all it takes is a beard and speaking in faux-profound truisms, i could be rick rubin too. Fuck that guy.
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Animal Collective shouldn’t be allowed to be played in public spaces
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Youre gonna love my halloween costume this year lol
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can’t “Pika Pika” your way out of this bud. Siphoning electricity is a crime
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me and my beautiful baby Carmella
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is bluesky and none of my motor cycle friends are on here so i’m just gonna say it. I don’t like motor cycles!!!!!!
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish we still could use WinAmp skins
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Angry Birds -or- Pigs Must Die
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unfortunately most people don’t really have lore because they haven’t actually let magic into their life, and to me that’s the requirement
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would only want to be a celebrity to have lavish feasts in my abode with other people who have no where to really be
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To all restaurants making AI menus: i want to eat real food, not a computer imagining food. Fuck off
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can see G-d in his eyes
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Paint me like your french girls
A grey cat named vito splayed out on his back showing his belly
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So far in the country there are far less bees per capita than the city. Will update you if this changes
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Me too!!! 😤
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Holds door open for man with baby stroller at coffee shop to immediately start honking as they block the crosswalk after leaving the shop
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Glad i just got Hulu :)
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
James Dolan is reason enough to root against the Knicks or any of his endeavors
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am a big “Thank you, Best Regards,” kinda guy
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Every day instagram forces me to stop looking by forcing dumb infantile content down my throat
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s been almost a month since Angie passed and i haven’t felt this level of grief in some time. It’s hard to make it a day without feeling overwhelmed at his loss. I wish he could feel how much i still miss him
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gonna put on Franz Ferdinand to commemorate War
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me to my friends that didnt change during their pupa stage
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I sometimes wish my name were Rod so my nickname could be Lightning Rod
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Spotted a tire cover that was a picture of pauly Walnuts and said “Stop Being Cunty” on top and “Fuckin’ Witcha” underneath and i will curse that i didn’g get a picture
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Papyrus and Jokerman gotta be my favorite classic fonts
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I should be a mashup dj
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I love good eggs (easter malted milk balls)
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I saw all of these last night
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If the knicks win we will never hear the end of it
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I love this app since it doesn’t put me at gun point and threaten to connect me to people i went to highschool with
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hey world i’m a vampire (bullet with butterfly wings voice) sunlight is pain
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Call me a Napo-Baby the way i want to take the papacy by force
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The only generation that matters is regeneration
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The field where i galavanted with band kids is now primarily a prologis warehouse
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Learning allergies from concerning physical reactions
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you're looking around the table and every other guy's a fox or a hen then you're the sack of grain
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Matt Skiba followed me on instagram, and while it makes me feel really good i wish i had more to say about it
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If i slept better i’d have just said “corporate juggalo”
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Corporate goth corporate jock corporate nerd corporate stoner corporate juggalo corporate theater kid
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It’s 2026 and i still can’t just say “thank”
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It’s gonna take a lot more than a grainy pic of you as a child to tap in, buddy
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I’m convinced that kids can’t help themselves, they just gotta have fun
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Missing crispy m&ms
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You don’t need all three but it’s nice to have the choice between Barbarian, Warrior or Paladin
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If it looks like a plant, smells like a plant, and tastes like a plant then it’s organic 😋
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Bieber has usurped Timberlake as The Justin-ian
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Maybe more people would read the bible if it was shorter and less boring
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ok i meant to live like him, i realize this mistake. But i’d date him also i guess
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Uh world…. Planet @worldplanet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka is really what every childless man in their 30s wants
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