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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Got me too. “Bubbler” gave me away as a Masshole.

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The Beatles were in very different places mentally while creating Abbey Road. John and Paul: Heartache! Death! George: Love! Sunshine! Ringo: Gardens! Sea adventures! Me go boom boom on the drums!

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Took my computer to Barnes & Noble so my novel in progress could see what it could be when it grows up. #amwriting #inspiration #whycantyoubemorelikethosepublishedbooks

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I hope the reflecting pool launches a civil suit for emotional damages.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

To be fair, Shaq has taken all the other endorsement opportunities. This is all that's left.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

When I lived in LA I took the bus all the time. It horrifies people from LA when I tell them that.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

If someone asks if @stephenking.bsky.social sets all his stories in New England, tell them he mainely does.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I wish I lived in PTown now nearly as much as I wish I lived in PTown in the 40s-60s.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My man looks like foreskin became sentient.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

When I lived in LA I took the bus all the time. It was fine.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Until we open the box, Schrödinger's McConnell is both alive and dead. #MitchMcConnell

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I envy you seeing it for the first time. Oh to be innocent like that again.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

They’re really grasping at breadsticks here.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I took action but now it’s over. No. It’s back on. No it’s over. No. It’s back on.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I’m thinking about running for President just so I can give unhinged addresses instead of only getting to complain to my husband. “My fellow Americans, tonight I’m here to talk about Becky from work. You will not believe what this bitch did…”

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Why let facts get in the way of a batshit crazy story?

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Pretty sure Iran kept me from winning class VP in 1996.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I worked for the Red Sox. People would see me with a camera and yell at me to put them on TV. Sometimes I’d point the camera at them and let them wave but never press record. Trump’s team could try this with him. #Trump #TrumpAddress

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

But what if instead of ending his campaign we just elect Platner President.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The choice is made. The Traveler has come.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The metaphor is a little heavy handed.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The picture is titled, America on her 250th Birthday.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Steven Miller is the forced vaginal ultrasound of humans.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

That laughter is Warren G. Harding celebrating the fact that he looks like a Boy Scout now.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Trans sports ruling=blacks and whites can’t play on the same sports teams. To my trans brothers and sisters, I and other allies see you for who you are, not who society wants you to be. I will fight for your rights to be your authentic self. The road is long but it leads to better days ahead.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I thought it was where all the C**ts sit.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Yes but would you have to purchase flood insurance?

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I got a little work done on the novel today and then I made a hidden page on my website devoted to my dog. So, progress? #amwriting #sortof

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The pool. The rain. I will never tire of seeing this mayor get wet.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

THE SOCIALISTS WILL KILL US ALL WITH POOL NOODLES.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Come on, you can't celebrate 250 years of the United States of America without the flag of the people who tried to un-unite the states.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This is why my team keeps me around. I am an expert at pointing out if a design looks like a dick. It’s my specialty. This would never get past me. I do vaginas too.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The Agency is so good. And I’m not just saying that because Michael Fassbender.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

There’s a Mamdani and inside of that Mamdani is a smaller Mamdani and inside that Mamdani is an even smaller Mamdani. It’s Mamdanis all the way down.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I can tell you what we’re not doing: democracy.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Did he used to be a real piece of shit?

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I go on Beat Bobby Flay. What is your specialty? the judges ask. I can make a perfect hard boiled egg, I reply. Bobby Flay cries and gives up. I win.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I was just there last weekend. Sadly I was too far down the queue to get to sing. Sign up early!

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