The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Eating more food than should be possible for his tiny body 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026(Sitting at the table at the elven dinner. Most certainly not an elf) 120
Reposted by The OrphanThe Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 31/01/202612 crazy Goblin tips to slow the Rot your Dermatologist DOESN'T want you to know about!! 032
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 08/06/2026"But... you must be..." Checks over his notes. "Oh! My mistake! The wyrm has THREE horns of evil on its head." 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Ooh! What a pretty dragon! (Watching from a burning tree) 021
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 11/02/2026"But you can have more rations and less rats if you eat them! Two problems solved!" 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026He's made a replacement horn out of cedar and beeswax, but it only produces a sad hiss and explosion of sparkles when he blows on it. ".... chestnuts." 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026(Face-first on the ground, bleeding from several wounds. Thumbs-up) 100
Reposted by The Orphan𝚁𝚞𝚋𝚢 (𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧) @magicgremlin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026youtube.comNeil Cicierega - YahooYouTube video by FishVirus 012
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 08/02/2026"Alleyways are a great place for murder!" Surrounded by several armed thugs who do not look happy with the goblin's continued existence. 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026(He returns about fifteen minutes later, holding a dozen rats by their tails.) Got them! 010
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Oh! I can catch them! (Running off to catch the rats) 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026found some cheese and chips. munch munch munch munch munch 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! (He stares in awe at the flawless backflip, nearly moved to tears by her performance.) Where are you from?! That was amazing!! 010
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026HELLO! I'M HUBIE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?! (Dancing and clapping around her) 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Many birds were harmed in the making of Hubie 010
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 01/02/2026"Wow! You're very tall! Are you a Priestess of the Cold?" Craning his head back to see the woman's face. 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Offering the reader a half-eaten pasty. "You look hungry!" 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 31/01/202612 crazy Goblin tips to slow the Rot your Dermatologist DOESN'T want you to know about!! 032
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026"Lots of my blood was just used in a ritual!" Collapses to the ground. 010
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026"Oh! I know that!" Continues eating it, smiling wider. 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026ow! OW! (Dives into a fox's hole and starts tunnelling away) 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I can't tell! What do you mean you don't need hats? Not even a helmet? What if an axe ends up in your face? 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026//hubie never got a chance to shine on twt so im glad he's getting one here. One of the only canon characters ill rp (bc I love ocs so much) and that's just how great he is 110
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Immediately snaps out of it, grabs the shrimp tail, and sprints away laughing. 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Oh. Sorry, I already gave a traveler a hat today! 010
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Screaming crying. Inconsolable. A puddle of tears on the floor. 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Still crying. "B-But... the tails are the best part!!" Wails 010
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Dancing excitedly as if to music. The only sounds are those of a wooden cart passing by and a distant dog howling 000
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026"Yeah! Shield Maiden! Coin-slave! The hero! Emperor assassin! New god!" Crazy cackle 110
The Orphan @worldendingwyrm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026"Oh! I didn't mean i wanted to eat you! Sherbet and Boiled Scrod are my favorite foods! Eating bodies is only a sometimes treat if Miss Maiden says it's okay." 000