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Jage

@wordsfromthewharf.com
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I talk about the Mariners way more than any east coaster should. Manager of @mariners-news-bot.bsky.social‬ Write/Pod: Words From the Wharf wordsfromthewharf.com

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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 01/10/2026
I'm preparing to submit my resume to the Mariners via Linkedin for their Managerial posting. Would appreciate honest feedback. Please and Thank You.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 29/09/2026
How dare they
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 29/09/2026
My life and fandom have changed. But the Mariners, as a whole, have not. I dust off the microphone once again to discuss the 2026 Mariners, the evolution of my fandom, and more. Enjoy. www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/wftw-ep-13...
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WFTW Pod Ep. 13 - The Evolution of Fandom
Life has changed, but the Mariners, as a whole, have not.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 30/08/2026
Basically nailed it - but yes, cook the meatballs first.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 30/08/2026
The Mariners are bad but Meatball Cupcakes aren’t.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 26/08/2026
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 24/08/2026
Pro: The Mariners went 3-3 against the Brewers and Cubs, who are two of the best teams in baseball. Con: They were outscored by 38 runs over those six games.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 23/08/2026
Reverse Hugs >>>> Handshakes
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 23/08/2026
ABOUT DAMN TIME
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 19/08/2026
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 15/08/2026
goodnight
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 12/08/2026
Mariners: We’re not firing Dan Wilson Dan Wilson: Bet.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 11/08/2026
10/10 would suggest no notes
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 11/08/2026
listen
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 11/08/2026
Screw it. The Mariners have never lost when I’ve made a Turkey Meatloaf from scratch. Yeah, I said it. TURKEY meatloaf.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 10/08/2026
What position does Time Ass play?
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 10/08/2026
The 4 longest tenured POBOs in MLB: Cashman - NYY (28 yrs, 23 playoffs, 4 WS titles, 7 pennants) Preller - SD (12 yrs, 4 playoffs, 0 WS Titles, 0 Pennants) Shapiro - TOR (11 yrs, 5 playoffs, 0 WS Titles, 1 Pennant) Dipoto - SEA (11 yrs, 2 playoffs, 0 WS Title, 0 Pennants)
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 05/08/2026
I mean COME ON.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 05/08/2026
For the record. The fries ARE fresh.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 05/08/2026
I will when it’s done.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 05/08/2026
It’s time to turn the Mariners season around. The Mariners have never lost when I’ve made Peruvian Chicken Rice Bowls with from scratch chili lime fries for dinner. Desperate times call for creative cooking, and it’s time to throw down.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 18/07/2026
the 2026 Seattle Mariners are saved
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 17/07/2026
Hi!
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 24/06/2026
He’s a nice fellow.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 24/06/2026
I’d like to ask the parrot to not shove his baseballs in my face.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 24/06/2026
You’re welcome
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 23/06/2026
SOURCES: It’s a bad day to be a beer in Pittsburgh.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 19/06/2026
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE OUR FLAG GOT BOTH
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 18/06/2026
it’s funny because it’s bigger than a normal hat
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 14/06/2026
Jalen and Kat are about to make up 80% of New York baby names this time next March.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 14/06/2026
Update: Wife has found this post on the other site. There was a spirited debate. But all is well now. We have replaced the box with new ice cream sandwiches, and my daughter chose a hell of a day to want to help Dad make dinner.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 13/06/2026
See it was totally a reach in and grab and not checking to see if there were more. But still - it was 11:30pm… and I wanted an ice cream sandwich. I hurt.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 13/06/2026
I may have just experienced the worst thing in my marriage. I went to the freezer to grab an ice cream sandwich, and all I found was the empty box. I did not have the last ice cream sandwich.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 13/06/2026
im sorry dominic canzone did what now
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 13/06/2026
Big fan of the USMNT Kits. No chance my geriatric ass can wear them, but they look good in action.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 11/06/2026
You should make it fwiw www.delish.com/cooking/reci...
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"Marry Me" Chicken Is So Irresistible, It Just Might Get You A Proposal
Proof a killer cream sauce is the way to the heart.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 10/06/2026
Marry Me Chicken on our anniversary. Might be a little too on the nose, but my god was it delightful.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 10/06/2026
ladies and gentlemen
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 09/06/2026
did someone say very good very evil
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Danhausen's Intense Look in AEW Wrestling Ring
ALT: Danhausen's Intense Look in AEW Wrestling Ring
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 09/06/2026
BEHOLD AND BOW TO YOUR MLB NETWORK CREATED EGYPTIAN GOD
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 01/06/2026
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 29/05/2026
I think the MLBPA faces a steep hill to avoid a cap for multiple reasons - regardless if I believe a cap is right or not. The owners are in a position with the initial offer that I’d be shocked if the public didn’t blame any type of holdout/lockout on the greed of the MLBPA.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 29/05/2026
Is it a perfect offer from the owners? Of course not. But without knowing the initial *fine print*, they are essentially prompting an immediate ~$860m in required spending with their new proposal, and likely grandfathering teams with contracts that exceed the cap.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 29/05/2026
I’ll do a more in depth write-up on the initial offers from both the MLBPA and the owners later, but figured I’d shoot off a 5000 ft opinion on it first. I think the MLBPA is relatively boned in the court of public opinion, and that the owners initial offer was incredibly smart.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 20/05/2026
Admittedly it could use more cheese. But my goodness was it delightful.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 19/05/2026
Ya Mariners by a billion
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 19/05/2026
We’re officially out of the oven and cooling and oh my what have I done
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 19/05/2026
hi it is me
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 19/05/2026
Trying a new dinner tonight, which means, the Mariners have never lost when I’ve made Breakfast Casserole. Tube of Quartered Biscuits 1 lb Browned Breakfast Sausage 6 eggs 1 Cup of Shredded Cheddar 2 Cups of Homemade Sausage Gravy 35 mins at 350 in the oven. Results to follow.
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Jage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 19/05/2026
you might not like it, but this is what peak mariber looks like
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