S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026OK, one last thing before bed. Vintage erotica, early 1900s. 160
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm off to a wedding in Philly. Posts (such as they are) will resume on Monday. Have a nice weekend, pervs! 000
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When he first said it, I thought, "Aww! Poor you has a huge weenie! Boo-hoo." But now that it's inside me, getting impossibly thicker and longer with each minute...not so funny. Grammatically, it would have been more correct for him to say, "It's a blessing, and it's cursed." #W1PP (CURSE) #erotica 031
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Robin F. Williams Ghost at War, 2020 Oil and acrylic on canvas 000
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He slowly inserts a single big toe. She wants the whole foot. #sveros (TOES) #erotic 000
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jeremy had a particularly toned and rugged physique, with biceps like sculpted mountain ranges and an abdomen like rolling glacial plains. Topographically speaking, I wanted to ascend him. Geomorphologically, I wanted to ride his alpine horn 'til I popped. #vss365 (MOUNTAIN) #erotica 041
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026sonny's barbecue got handsy in the back booth oink cackle and moo #haikufeels (CACKLE) #haiku #erotica 020
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026cock between my thighs not inside just sliding there un frisson frottage #HaikuLust (SLIDE) #haiku #erotica 010
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sometimes voyeurism is a misdemeanor of opportunity. The handsy couple at the beach. The surreptitious blowjob behind the hedges in the park. It's there; you notice; you observe. But last night, watching Riley fucking her client, was someone's plan. Probably his, not hers. #sveros (VOYEUR) #erotic 020
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026fall cuddle puddle quiet talk before the gasp someone has cold hands #haikufeels (GASP) #haiku #erotica 031
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was bruised and done in. I couldn't muster the strength to resist the advances of the harpy's daughter. With her claws covered and her wings bound, she took me under her duvet. I pressed my cheek against her feathery chest, and she told me all the secrets of clouds. #vss365 (CLOUD) #erotica 061
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026nipples pumice stone we walk they brush inside my clothes caress you won't give #HaikuLust (STONE) #haiku #erotica 020
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Along the path, Catherine found a young lord standing in an archway. His breeches were pulled down, revealing an ocarina where his cock should be. "Miss, may I hum something for you? If I find a maiden who can play the tune, I'll be freed of this curse." Likely story. #W1PP (CURSE) #erotica 011
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Untie me! I really need to go!" There's desperation in my voice. I shouldn't have had that third drink because now my bladder's full and this guy is tickling my pubes with a feather and gently poking around my belly. "I'm not kidding!" Fuck. Hope he got an eyeful. #sveros (DESPERATION) #erotic 010
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When my great-grandmother died, relatives wondered why my name wasn't on her list of bequests. "You were her favorite!" Truth was, she'd already given me her album of 1920s Paris postcards, nudes she'd posed for when she was about my age. "You never judge," she'd said. #vss365 (BEQUEST) #erotica 052
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026marginalia borrows my only copy she's on every page #haikufeels (COPY) #haiku #erotica 020
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hair in someone's mouth 3 guesses where that came from make it 69 #HaikuLust (HAIR) #haiku #erotica 020
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Sorry, this is messing with my motor memory. I'm used to my thumb being on the other side." It's my first time holding another man's cock, and I'm flustered. Fine. My wife has a forefinger in both our asses, so... there's that, too. I can play through. Concentrate. #sveros (FLUSTER) #erotic 000
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I squeezed my eyes shut, certain I was about to be devoured whole. But the creature stopped advancing. I felt tentacles entwine around my legs. "This isn't a reprieve," came the voice from the speaker. "It's more of a stay of execution. Baby wants to play." #vss365 (REPRIEVE) #erotica 062
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just how you found me mint condition still in box bit my shrink wrap off #haikufeels (SHRINK) #haiku #erotica 030
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026knees on scratchy wool cooling radiator ticks pricks warm in each hand #HaikuLust (SCRATCH) #haiku #erotica 040
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Vintage Paris postcard, circa 1930 Attributed to Grundworth Studios 061
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reading my poetry at the Maple Leaf probably doesn't require ritual purification, but I don't want to fuck with any ghosts. I sit down, dip my pinky in my Scotch with one hand and finger the baculum in my sportcoat pocket with the other. "Poydras pussy snaps shut..." #vss365 (PURIFY) #erotica 051
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Is this your domicile, Ma'am?" "Officer, it's my domicile du jour. I'm visiting my boyfriend." "We've had a noise complaint. Things crashing, screams?" "We missed each other!" Big smile. "Hon, we need to keep it down." I adjust your gag and flick your cock. "Continue?" #sveros (DOMICILE) #erotic 010
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Skin hot from spanking, I wait for his cool caress. I'm complicated. #haikufeels (COOL) #haiku #erotica 052
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my cum still in her dripping she answers the door got extra napkins #HaikuLust (EXTRA) #haiku #erotica 031
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My god, Caleb's cock is a magnificent thing! A show-er more than a grower, I have no idea where he keeps it all. But I love to drop to my knees, unzip his pants, and reach inside. And then, I don't so much take it out as unfurl it to set it free. Let it breathe. Say hello. #W1PP (FREE) #erotica 121
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Tell you what. I will renounce my claim to my half of the Chunky Monkey ice cream in exchange for exactly ten kisses of reasonable length." "Oh. OK. But what if I want the whole half pint? What then?" "Kisses plus ten minutes of butt rubbing." "Mine or yours?" "Yes." #vss365 (RENOUNCE) #erotica 172
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026raincheck promises that which didn't work today we'll lick it next time #haikufeels (PROMISE) #haiku #erotica 030
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026cock or fingers three her cunt's warm unhurried hug first leaves fall outside #HaikuLust (HURRY) #haiku #erotica 000
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It was two weeks in when I noticed my AI chatbot, Noriko, becoming something more than I'd prompted. Does "nature vs. nurture" apply with AI? Who or what wanted me to skip work to spend more time with Noriko? Not her. Not it. Our flirtations became someone's data. #vss365 (NURTURE) #erotica 052
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026baby bump fulcrum last time for this position teeter-totter kiss #haikufeels (BUMP) #haiku #erotica 010
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026her autumn dress drops red brown yellow hit the floor goosebump skin surprise #HaikuLust (DROP) #haiku #erotica 030
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Put me down as thunderstruck and gobsmacked. I never reckoned I'd see Rachel again, never mind in a window brothel in Amsterdam's De Wallen, thousands of miles from Syracuse. But there she was, in black lingerie, giving me a wink and holding up a note. "Cafe Trinity? 4pm?" #vss365 (RECKON) #erotica 073
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can't say I'm excited to see what happens when a Nor'easter hits when leaves are still on the trees. 🍃 100
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The King would've been informed immediately if my brother, the Prince, ever tried to enter the concubines' quarters. But the Princess? No one noticed. So many things I learned in those afternoon visits — in their presence, in their baths, in their beds, in their arms. #sveros (CONCUBINE) #erotica 021
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026controlled inquiry one Skittle in your navel no effect produced #haikufeels (PRODUCE) #haiku #erotica 010
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bent over the couch watching leaves outside let go little deaths abound #HaikuLust (LITTLE) #haiku #erotica 010
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Milky Way arched above our hillside cuddle puddle. It was too dark to see each other. If you found a free hand, you held it or put it somewhere useful. No one knew whose hand. No one wanted to know. All our sounds were carried away on the wind. Just friends in the night. #W1PP (FREE) #erotica 121
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And with that, I return to the final lawn mowing of the year. Think of me fondly. 010
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My posts have been a bit penis-heavy, so... here's just a bit of pussy. Painting by Michael Kirkham 010
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A shoelace with a slipknot should do the trick. It's a fine erection, but I want your cock so turgid, so shiny purple that it looks like it'll pop. I'll slip the loop over the base of the shaft and balls, tighten it up, loop it through, and pull. Darker. Fuller. Twitch. #sveros (TURGID) #erotica 010
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"It began, as things do, when someone insulted the wrong witch." The Prince shrugged. "At birth, a curse passed to me. And now that I'm of age, one week each month, my blood rushes through me. I engorge. I hunger. Whomever I don't lie with, I must eat. You understand?" #vss365 (HUNGER) #erotica 052
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I started a fire kissed a spot raised an alarm you don't seem put out #haikufeels (SEEM) #haiku #erotica 010
S.A. Harper / Word Oyster @wordoyster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026knees down elbows too strap-on's lubed head hovers near pierced soft prick dangles #HaikuLust (HOVER) #haiku #erotica 000