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Word Merlin

@wordmerlin.bsky.social
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Malcontent creator, social media influenza, and retired ill-mannered reporter for a minor metropolitan newspaper. My first published work was in the letter column of Superboy #182. I've written a few other things since.

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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry — I wasn’t wearing my glasses, either.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When your neighborhood Spider-Man gets a smidge too friendly …
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It started as a pillow fight and escalated quickly.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We said we wanted to adopt a kid from Korea, not IKEA!
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🎵 You’re a genie in a bottle, Baby 🎵
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cicero … Lipschitz …
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My least favorite Swedish Beatles “White Album” track.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They had a spring wedding.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If Quentin Tarantino had directed “Harvey”:
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was demoted from sergeant-at-arms to sergeant-at-arms’-length.☹️
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Not to brag, but I can still fit into that stadium.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It comes from the Pssnfrt region of France.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sometimes ya gotta risk it for the biscuit.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Will the real Max Cady please stand up, please stand up?
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Behold the colder over-the-shoulder boulder holder!
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’ll have “just one.”
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
He never got the carburetor fixed, but he invented airbags shortly thereafter.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dammit, I ordered the Dorothy Zbornak with the Kung Fu Grip™!
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Or country for old men.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That’s formaldehyde and you to find out!
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
His name is Luca. He lives on the river floor.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yay! Amazon has delivered my Wilson Islanders replica helmet!
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Looks like I'm going to need the day off.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’d better check my pill divider …
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
When your neighborhood Spider-Man is a little TOO friendly …
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hey, Lady — you can’t park that thing here!
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
More bangs for your buck!
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Clash of the Tightens:
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Fill 'er up!
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
KNOW YOUR DONALDS: (left) Donald Faison, (right) Donald Failson.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Can anyone here break a $20 bill?
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The police chased him around the sanctuary and nabbed him by the organ.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Why, yes -- yes, I am.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
♫ He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame! If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I betcha you would have done the same! ♫
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
OH, DEAR GOD --- NOOOOOO!
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Least Popular Adult Entertainment Film Alias: Curtis E. Flush.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I just ate a sleeve of unsalted saltine crackers -- or, more precisely, ine crackers.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
They want you to come play with them forever, and ever, and ever.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I could never be with a woman named Rhonda. It would always be awkward asking her for assistance.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Re-drum! Re-drum!
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Kern, don’t burn.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
"Lollipops Bubble Duds" would be a pretty good Santa's Elf name.
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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