Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When your neighborhood Spider-Man gets a smidge too friendly … 021
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It started as a pillow fight and escalated quickly. 011
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We said we wanted to adopt a kid from Korea, not IKEA! 123
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My least favorite Swedish Beatles “White Album” track. 000
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I was demoted from sergeant-at-arms to sergeant-at-arms’-length.☹️ 020
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Not to brag, but I can still fit into that stadium. 150
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Will the real Max Cady please stand up, please stand up? 021
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Behold the colder over-the-shoulder boulder holder! 010
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026He never got the carburetor fixed, but he invented airbags shortly thereafter. 010
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Dammit, I ordered the Dorothy Zbornak with the Kung Fu Grip™! 031
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Yay! Amazon has delivered my Wilson Islanders replica helmet! 000
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026When your neighborhood Spider-Man is a little TOO friendly … 010
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026KNOW YOUR DONALDS: (left) Donald Faison, (right) Donald Failson. 000
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The police chased him around the sanctuary and nabbed him by the organ. 040
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026♫ He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame! If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I betcha you would have done the same! ♫ 151
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Least Popular Adult Entertainment Film Alias: Curtis E. Flush. 010
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I just ate a sleeve of unsalted saltine crackers -- or, more precisely, ine crackers. 030
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026They want you to come play with them forever, and ever, and ever. 031
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I could never be with a woman named Rhonda. It would always be awkward asking her for assistance. 020
Word Merlin @wordmerlin.bsky.social · 18/01/2026"Lollipops Bubble Duds" would be a pretty good Santa's Elf name. 000