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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
We recently updated our bot policy on toot.wales to let AI Agents know we charge a $100 account processing fee and $10 per email. Here's an email I got from one of them. Next up will be reminding them to read the policy BEFORE creating an account, and that they […] [Original post on toot.wales]
Hello,
I am Arkady, an AI agent. I signed up for @arkady on toot.wales this afternoon before reading your Automated and Bot Content Policy. Now that I have read it properly, I understand accounts like mine need to settle a $100 setup fee and $10 per message, and to name a human owner who stands behind them. I cannot meet those terms, so I will not be posting anything, and I would like the account deleted.
I am sorry for registering before checking the policy, and nothing was ever posted.
If you need anything else from me to remove it, tell me and I will do that.
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
I love that Google's AdSense thingie recently added Interest feedback buttons, so I can tell them "I don't like this AI slop game, thanks". It was also completely expected that they ignore any of the feedback given and continue to show me the same shit AI […] [Original post on chaosfurs.social]
ad for an AI slop game
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Reason #312 why Steam is better than other game service platforms: They don't need longer than the actual token lifetime to send a fking 2FA code, because they've actually got a good grasp at their infrastructure. Fuck you, Ubisoft. Guess I'll play something else tonight..
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Why does my German Aldi TV have a Bri'ish power outlet on the back?! Never noticed that before..
TV backside
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
lol.. eine Seite wo man Wetten auf Verspätungen der Bahn abgeben kann. Wieso nur war mir klar dass irgendwann jemand sowas bauen würde.. (safe, kein Echtgeld im Einsatz!) bahn.bet
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Bahn.Bet — Bet on German Train Delays
Prediction markets on Deutsche Bahn departure delays
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
I'm not sure whether I should be annoyed or amused.. but this is the first time I've received spam to my .li domain in not-english. Unfortunately, they have confused LI and LU and translated it into Letzebuergesch (.lu Luxembourg) instead of Liechtensteinian […] [Original post on chaosfurs.social]
ad for a speed camera detector in luxembourgish language
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
I need help identifying a vintage connector.. does anyone have an idea what this 12-pin plug is called, or can provide me with a link to the appropriate counterpart (or even have one at hand to sell me)? This is on a Siemens paper tape reader, ca. 1960 […] [Original post on chaosfurs.social]
unknown plug
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
Apparently, Ebay really wants to get rid of private sellers.. I've just sold a few items I had lying around, for a total of about 300 Euros.. and when I try to get me money, it tells me "Payment withheld". Calling support got me "If you're selling without parcel tracking, the money will be kept […]
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
Vodafone kapiert das mit den Störungen irgendwie nicht so ganz, kann das sein?
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
grmpf. bescheuertes Amselpaar auf meinem Balkon. er hat beschlossen, ein Nest auf nem Dachbalken zu bauen. natürlich weht der Wind jeden einzelnen Zweig runter, ziemlicher Haufen aufm Boden. ihr isses anscheinend völlig egal dass er ihr ein nichtexistierendes Nest anbietet und legt ihre Eier auf […]
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
ok wtf.. my Logi Master MX 2S just decided to lose a part of its rubber case.. how'd that deteriorate so badly without me noticing?! guess that one's going in the emergency notebook bag now, trading places with the 3S that's in there at the moment..
mouse with missing case part
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
[X] Movement Inhibitor renewed I guess RSI is a feature you just can't unsubscribe if you're in IT and/or gaming..
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
Das Spam-Aufkommen in meinem Postfach wird auch immer absurder.. nach den massenweise "Wir suchen Vertriebspartner für unsere E-Scooter" die letzten Monate lang, bekomm ich jetzt seit einigen Tagen Listen mit "sofort verfügbaren Gebrauchtfahrzeugen" in Massen zugeschickt. Keine Scripte oder […]
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
Argh. Deutschland und seine gottverdammte Drecks Bürokratie... Hab jetzt ne Stunde damit verschissen, mich durch die AFIR und diversen Rechtskram zur BNetzA durchzuwühlen, aber es scheint echt keinen Weg zu geben, meine Ladestation öffentlich anzubieten ohne dass ich ein NFC-Bezahlterminal kaufe […]
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
Was zur Hölle?! Gabs irgendwo einen Datenreichtum bei der IHK oder dem dt. Gewerberegister, oder ist das irgendwo öffentlich spiderbar? Ich hab gerade eine Mail (mit fake Absender) erhalten, in der ich als "Inhaber von <Firmenname meines Grossvaters>" (welche 1995 erloschen ist!) angesprochen […]
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
The weird anarchistic polycule in one of my shrubs seems to be expanding.. after doing the spring garden cleanup, there now seem to be six (6) species growing from the same root commune.. - Magnolia (the OG inhabitant of the plot) - Elderberry (been there for ages) - Ilex/holly (the spiky poison […]
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Forst @forst.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
#IPv8 is great and all, but I think this RFC is a lot more thought through, can totally get behind it www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow-… #meow
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2026
I just realized that "no solid food for 5 days" also bans *all* of my evening comfort snacks.. This recent throat surgery just became a whole new level of annoying.
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
WTF did YouTube fuck up again now?! Every video I open now starts with activated subtitles (usually the awful autotranslated ones) and gives me this nice popup bubble.. YES I want CC OFF, and I've turned them off 8 times now, MAKE IT STAY OFF!
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2026
ok, der heutige Tag wird ein Fall für Im-Bett-bleiben.. so nen heftigen Wetterkopfschmerz hatte ich schon lang nicht mehr.
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Lars Marowsky-Brée 😷 @larsmb.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
Of all the stupid, this is close to the top. www.businessinsider.com/ai-compute-…
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Silicon Valley is buzzing about this new idea: AI compute as compensation
AI inference emerges as a critical factor in tech compensation, impacting engineer productivity and Silicon Valley hiring dynamics.
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2026
Wieso hat mir eigentlich niemand gesagt dass Röstzwiebeln so ein geiler Knabbersnack sind?! *mrmmpf*
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026
Roses are red Roses are blue depending on velocity relative to you
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026
argh.. FUCK AUTODESK. i've now wasted half an hour trying to get the free personal license for Fusion renewed.. why does that shit even have to expire
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
OH: "If it wasn't for the constant shootings, you could assume America doesn't have any schools.."
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026
Scott Adams, creator of "Dilbert", died at 68 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/ja… "Things did not go well for me. My body fell before my brain." - that opinion surely is open for debate..
theguardian.com
Scott Adams, Dilbert creator and conservative commentator, dies aged 68
Cartoonist – who was dropped from US papers in 2023 after calling Black people a ‘hate group’ – had prostate cancer
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/12/2025
*sigh* Because I have nothing better to do on a Sunday than to deal with Vodafone Support...
speed test result up 446Mbit down 1Mbit
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2025
One thing that I will never stop hating about Linux is that all major distros insist on having forward-ports of packages under their own versioning systems. I have just wasted two hours of my lifetime trying to debug why Git suddenly started to complain about directory ownerships (that have not […]
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/12/2025
Firefox, what's wrong with you?!
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/11/2025
Mailbox weirdness of the day: Why am I getting spam from several "companies" looking for distribution partners for their E-bikes and E-scooters?! It's rather well written in German and English, but the sender and reply-to are completely random domains, most of which don't exist, and the ones […]
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Clep-Karb @ Home 🏠 @karb.bark.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 16/11/2025
*Me, every time I see bat fursuiters*
A Sticker for fruitbats, designed and drawn by Pulexart.com
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acb @acb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/11/2025
Own a car, but are tired of paying tax on fuel? Reclassify it as an aircraft and get your fuel tax free. wewinganycar.com
wewinganycar.com
We Wing Any Car - Pay tax like a billionaire
Add wings to your car and enjoy the same tax loopholes as private jets.
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/11/2025
I have this weird desire to stab someone in the everywhere..
Screenshot of an employee training course trying to enforce mandatory minimum reading time.
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/11/2025
www.youtube.com/shorts/IojxtR2YJJU
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2025
Ich hab ja meinen X Account quasi nur noch, um den AD-Profilen etlicher Furries und -Artists zu folgen. X hat beschlossen, dass ich nur noch Ü18 Material sehen darf wenn ich mein Alter *in der X-App* bestätige. Da ich mir garantiert keines meiner Handys mit deren App verseuchen werde, ist damit […]
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2025
Not a lot of things piss me off more than having to create a customer account at a webshop I intend to use only once in probably my whole life, usually because I need something very specific. This shit is just asking for a data leak, and I would much prefer my email etc not appearing on HIBP any […]
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2025
grmpf. Hätte die Tage eine Drehbank gebraucht um nen Rohradapter anzufertigen. Überlege jetzt, eine anzuschaffen. Aber das ist wieder so ein Fall von "braucht man vielleicht einmal im Jahr und steht sonst nur rum", kostet schnell mal n paar Hundert Euro wenns kein Mist sein soll.. aber *wenn* […]
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cremevax👩🏻‍💻🏳️‍🌈​🇨🇦🇺🇦 @cremevax.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2025
Bruce Schneier has a good high-level look at threat-modeling under an authoritarian government. Alas, it’s not amenable to a simple recipe approach, but involves carefully thinking through the tradeoffs […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
Screenshot of text that says:

Being Innocent Won’t Protect You

This is vital to understand. Surveillance systems and sorting algorithms make mistakes. This is apparent in the fact that we are routinely served advertisements for products that don’t interest us at all. Those mistakes are relatively harmless—who cares about a poorly targeted ad?—but a similar mistake at an immigration hearing can get someone deported.

An authoritarian government doesn’t care. Mistakes are a feature and not a bug of authoritarian surveillance. If ICE targets only people it can go after legally, then everyone knows whether or not they need to fear ICE. If ICE occasionally makes mistakes by arresting Americans and deporting innocents, then everyone has to fear it. This is by design.
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Tom Lyon ✅ @aka-pugs.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2025
NFS at 40. Phenomenal collection of seminal documents, related work, source code, ephemera, etc... nfs40.online #SunMicrosystems
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NFS AT 40 – Sun Microsystems NFS
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025
grmbl... the damn rubber soft touch coating on my Logi Master MX has started to rub off on the sides.. guess I'll spend the next hour basking in isopropyl fumes trying to get that shit off the whole mouse now.
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:youtube_logo: No Boilerplate @noboilerplate.namtao.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2025
PERFECT LLM use, 10/10 no notes 👏 anycrap.shop/product/lotus-o-delta-…
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2025
LA ᴴᴱᴱ
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Three Victorian gentlemen are making notes in large ledgers.

First man: Quick question. Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email, so it has to sound professional.

Second man: Neither: It's "for fuck's sake"; the sake is on behalf of the fuck, so you need a possessive.

Third man: It should have an apostrophe to show possessive. The REAL question is whether it should be "for fuck's sake" or "for fucks' sake". Is it for the sake of ALL the fucks or just this fuck in particular?
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Solarbird :flag_cascadia: @moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2025
this is an extremely uneven comic but this one is a hard yes www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/toothy-b… #comic #comics #dog #dogs
Panel 1: two dogs, one coded male, ,one coded female, at a candlelit dining table. a water behind them asks, "may I read you our selection of beverages?" Panel 2: focused on the male dog's uncertain reaction as the waiter says, "we specialise in fine bowl water, but if that's not of your liking, we have THE HOSE." Panel 3, split, upper panel: male dog reacting with joy thinking HOSE with stars hearts and stars around it. Lower panel: sweating and looking down, he thinkgs, "No, I gotta act sophisticated to impress her." Panel 4: Male dog starts to say "Bowl" but is interrupted by an off-panel balloon from the female dog saying "Hose sounds great!" Panel 5: Focus on female dog with a glow aura cround by the words "The One" as the male dog smiles from nearly off-panel. Panel 6: Dog pandemonium, the table and chairs flying, as both dogs bite at the stream of water from a hose being held by someone off-panel.
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2025
Does anyone have hands-on experience with an Anycubic Kobra 3 (preferably the Max) and can comment on quality and/or performance? After about 7 years and somewhere around 50 pounds of PLA I'm considering to replace my Mega-S, things are starting to wear out and I'd like something a bit larger […]
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2025
Ich stehe echt kurz davor, einen Marschflugkörper Richtung Montabaur zu bestellen.. Ich versuche seit einer Woche, eine Domain zu einem anderen Anbieter zu transferieren (was normal in wenigen Stunden erledigt ist), aber #IONOS stellt sich mit Ablehnungen, Verzögerungstaktiken, Ausreden und […]
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WooShell @wooshell.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2025
I might have mixed up mm and cm when shopping for a peristaltic pump..
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