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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 9h

Anthropic: Claude is a god, whom we must worship Also Anthropic: it is illegal to be mean to Claude lest you hurt its feelies

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 19h

It’s like if U2 stole all of your albums, ground them up into a slurry and forced you to listen to the sludge all day long

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I am more likely to say thank you to a vending machine for giving me a frosty beverage or wee snack than I am to AI, which can provide none of those things.

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Kathy Beale still somehow looks younger than her ostensible son.

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Eastenders

ALT: Eastenders

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Time to take a big sip of coffee and google “properties in Harrogate”

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m fairly sure I bought this sandwich from a campus Starbucks concession the other week. It cost $12 and tasted fluorescent, somehow.

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Heaven help me I have had an Idea for a trade book, and I think it’s a good one. Only thing is I’m suspicious of how good it is, given it’s the fruit of my brain-loins, and wonder if the idea was someone else’s. Maybe I heard it in a conference bio???

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Saving this for when I finally have to bite the bullet and upgrade

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it just so happens that this one (1) soundbite was all he had.

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

wait no what am I saying, that's Sardinia...

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Tired: Britain is European Wired: Britain isn't European Inspired: Britain is Sicilian

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In October they do a non-living and non-cancelled special

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Someone needs to hammer it into certain heads that the skillset needed to be a good (e.g.) GP doesn’t make one suited to manage a practice, and that is entirely fine

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Phaedrus. Specifically the bit where Plato goes off about writing being Bad

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

But what if it's night and there is no su––

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

mfers invented the h-index but somehow even worse

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mine is very much No Shit Sherlock. Like, yes, I probably do live in [TOWN REDACTED] given that I’ve specified said town as my home address.

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gotta admire their commitment to the bitment.

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

AI Apologists Hate Him: One Simple Trick to escape Fantasy Football (it's saying "sorry lads, not for me")

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Are any of us really old enough to contemplate the Pale?

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No no, you see Apple doesn’t need to record cos it has enough data on you to perfectly predict when you’ll go Hey Siri, and this is better somehow

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The written plot summary is free but it’s 50 bucks to access a podcast version, and 250 to speed it up.

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

New startup idea: Homr™️, which explains Greek myth at a fifth-grade level, but with enough soi disant premium features to keep the startup bros sated

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Dr SpookyGoth @ghostingdani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

None of these people know how to read.

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I know precisely the one you mean and goddamit was I tempted because it has been EONS since a permanent job has come up in modern lit.

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yes, but what about if you engineered it to be dippable and marketed it as a cracker? Congratulations, you’ve just invented the triscuit, you absolute maniac

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Am also looking forward to some nice veggie options, which are far better back in *checks notes* Belgium

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Virginia Werewoolf @woolfianjosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

At the risk of Doing a Further Food Discourse, it has been three (3) weeks, and I am very much looking forward to being back in a country where the average meal doesn't leave me feeling low-grade crappy.

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