James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Come back to me when it can stop without smashing itself to bits. Until then, it's just another wind up toy. 000
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Having the fan on in my room just means I'm cooking faster and more evenly 010
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Well at least it'll make a change from someone being impaled on railings ... 000
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Honestly, if you told me that each episode of The Boys was written, filmed and edited in a week - ala SNL - as a response to madness that is going on in the Trump administration, I'd believe you. This week's episode is astoundingly prescient. 000
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 12/04/2026JD Vance. First the Pope. Now Orban's political career. 010
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Nice to wake up and the Armageddon has been postponed, at least for the time being. 000
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 25/01/2026We all know it. Richard Roper is a climate denier. #thenightmanager 010
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I started listening to podcasts at 1.6 speed to cram more in. When it reverts to normal speed, the hosts now sound like they're drunk. 000
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Started playing "Would you rather ..." with my 7 year old daughter. She's just played the killer question. Q: Would you rather be married .... .... Or happy? (My marriage is fine before anyone asks) 000
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Draw me like one of your French Poodles.... 010
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 13/05/2025You know that you've been watching too much Star Wars when the dawn chorus begins to sound like a group of droids 000
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Woke Marxist Pope ... ... with breakfast in bed. 010
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 17/03/2025It's all very well using two wires to hotwire a car but how do you turn it off when you get where you're going? 000
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 17/01/2025CITV just played the Scooby-Doo episode with Scooby's dream in the Twin Peaks red room. Class there from @itvxofficial.bsky.social RIP David Lynch 050
James Wooldridge @wooldridge-j.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Well hello, Bluesky - thanks for having me. And look at you lot! Aren't you all just GAWJUS! 060
