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@wooferstl.bsky.social
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just a crazy ol’ bear from Saint Louis. dog dad/slave to Fred & Ethyl! Nekkidness is a given. If you don’t care to see the nekkidity, please turn on your filter to block ADULT Content. Thank You. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 36m
woofy belated bearthday! 🤪👍
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 38m
monday was a long but fun day at work
old guy sticks out his tongue as he walks past a fairy light mockup of a caterpillar
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i actually had the ladder supported by the garage so it was secure. i have a minor in mathematics so am ok with geometry in motion. i don’t plan on getting “OOPS!” but one can never be too sure! either way, appreciate you lookin’ out for my unstable ass! 🤪
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
progress in motion
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
sunday was a day to try hacking back the lower branches on the maple tree outback to hopefully save the garage-shed from being crunched by a falling branch this winter. still a work in progress 🤞
old guy cursing low branches on a maple treeold guy chopping low branches off a maple treeold guy chopping low branches off a maple tree
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
they look delicious!
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Born Saint Paddy’s Day ‘11 She was our dear, sweet lass Attended by her brother and the fat man Today our love did pass Her body had finally given out Although we’d done our best At the veterinarian’s office Our Ethyl was laid to rest. 😥 _____________ Details to come #FredAndEthyl #rainbowbridge🌈
cartoon depiction of a pug on a sofa in the clouds telling her brother on the ground: “don’t worry, Fred…i’ll save you a place on the couch
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
delicious!
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that’s awesome!
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
in other developments…i need to get my life back on track ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
old guy walks on a park railroad track
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i’d never seen that before and was neat to share that special treat with the guests. even a couple keepers came by as they had never seen that either!
an ocelot in its habitat an ocelot in its habitat
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
on saturday, got a special treat seeing our cute ocelot, Zuko, up close and personal! he’s usually deep in his habitat, curled up in this big tractor tire bed for him in. but this day, he climbed up on one of the wooden platforms, hopped over to the rim and slunk off to the corner to hang out!
old guy in the lower corner
of the frame with an ocelot in its habitat just behind him
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
like mine 🤪
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
well, having worked all day (and was really talked out!), i had to get home and take care of my little cripples, but thank you
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh you were at the Bastardcard soirée! hope it was fun! they don’t let weirdos like me to hang around when the big-$$ folks are having fun
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
thank you…just going thru a rough patch
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hang in there
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
amen, brother!
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
as yummy as always! 🤪
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hang in there and hope you get to feeling better soon
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yummo!
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
wanna help sooooo bad!! 🤪
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
✋😥 many of the above
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
friday was a rough day made worse by weirdass coworkers. plus #FredAndEthyl are getting worse as Ethyl has become somewhat incontinent so i have peepads everywhere ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
old guy sits on the sofa at night in an obviously grumpy mood
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
thursdays highlight was hand-scooped ice cream (butter pecan over strawberry, thank you very much) and trains!
old guys excitedly holds a double-scoop ice cream cone while a small park train goes by at the crossing
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“your hair’s all messed up, baby, and your clothes just don’t fit you right, woman…”
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i remember that brief period
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
what i wouldn’t give to go tongue-diving in that incredible fupa!
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
damn, what a thunderous piss! want to experience that
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😍😍😍
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you mean Dewey Decimal System, right? 🤞
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
best of the bunch! proud chubby daddy! 😍😍😍
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
got me beat!
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i love giving it to ‘em
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
so fat and delectable
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i recognize him but can’t quite remember his name…🤔🤔🤔
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AWESOME SAUCE!!
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
no just $250
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i went to bed about 10PM - sadly w/out my #CPAP - and was up at 7AM, answered a few more questions and out the door by 7:30AM. was awakened a few times as some sensors came loose. but was given a $250 gift card for my time. 🤪👍
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
on tuesday evening, i participated in a research study to test some new #smartring at the same clinic that my sleep apnea specialist doctor runs. basically i showed up, answered some questions, put on two rings and an #AppleWatch and they wired me up just like they do for a #sleepstudy.
two views of old guy wired up for a sleep study and a blurb superimposed showing he had received a $250 gift card for his help in this study
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that you are 😍🤪👍
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
can’t i suck all that yumminess out of it? 🤪
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how freaking awesome is this? LOVE IT!! 😍
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
tuesday was extra tasty as i had a lucky lunch break and not-so-blistering temps so i was finally able to try a yummy-looking #funnelcake that i’ve seen guests enjoying all summer. it was worth waiting for! YUM! 🤪
old guy enjoys a delicious vanilla ice cream with strawberry sauce covered funnel cake with a big smile on his face
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
always
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so much yum
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i brought the yard waste bin out as well since i would be on a tight schedule when i got home from work tuesday. i’m so over it all…
old guy lugs an armful of weeds to
the yard waste bin as the garbage bin stands at the curb late in the day
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
monday i fought with some of the more obstinate weeds - some that fooled me and turned out to have been trees that took root and aren’t easily coming out! while i got the garbage bin out for the next day’s pickup,
old guy fights with separating deep-rooted weeds from other flowering plants in a large potold guy cuts off deep-rooted weeds in the garden old guy carries away a deep-rooted weed had cut away from its roots in the garden
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i love what’s oozing from Your foreskin! 🤪
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woofer @wooferstl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just about all the music and stuff
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