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Dingus Khan

@woodseanm.bsky.social
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Fat-headed former journalist, over-married, empty-nester, pup daddy, P1, footy fan ⚽️ “COME ON BRENTFORD!” 🐝 🔵 in S. TX. 🚫 MAGA. That Austin live oak tree 🌳 had ONE JOB!!! I am allied as fuck! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦. Never pity an asshole.

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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Not a drag queen, trans, member of the alphabet mafia that we can tell. Not a minority or undocumented. What am I missing? He’s a crazy-ass yt guy w/ a constitutional right to carry. #murderspree #crazy #austin
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Austin police: Man and his 4-year-old granddaughter among victims ID'd in Target shooting www.expressnews.com/news/crime/a...
expressnews.com
Austin police ID suspect, victims in Target shooting that left 3 dead
Austin police named Ethan Nieneker as the suspect in a North Austin Target shooting that killed three, including a child; he faces capital murder charges.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Read this, then join me in sending this literal cum stain an eclair. www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-tex... GOP Texas Rep. Capriglione drops re-election bid after reported affair, allegations he funded abortions | San Antonio | San Antonio Current
sacurrent.com
GOP Texas Rep. Capriglione drops re-election bid after reported affair, allegations he funded abortions
An exotic dancer alleges the anti-choice Republican paid for her abortions and shared disturbing fantasies about children.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This shit is priceless!!!
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Presidential material
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
All local media are horny for public figures arrested on drunk driving charges. Amirite? Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge www.expressnews.com/news/article...
expressnews.com
Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge
Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez, who won the District 8 seat in June, was arrested by San Antonio police late Thursday on a charge of driving while intoxicated.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I’d show you my shocked face, but you are probably making it too.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Good riddance to this MAGA shit-bird. www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/h... Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
tmz.com
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
For the man who has everything.
Picture of a SureStep male external catheter kit.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Yeah
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the_dude @lebowski76.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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the_dude @lebowski76.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
What’s the problem?
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
A firsthand account of the #TexasFloods www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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“The River House Broke. We Rushed in the River.”
The July 4 Texas flooding ripped our Kerr County home from its pillars, pulling us into the water and into the night. Then morning came.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
More shady shit!!! We need some public outcry for this poor periodista! He works IN AMERICA for AN AMERICAN outlet!!! A judge ordered him released on bond but ICE won’t accept the bond. apnews.com/article/jour...
apnews.com
Spanish-language journalist remains in ICE custody despite being granted bond
A Spanish-language journalist remains in federal custody despite being granted bond by an immigration judge last week.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
It’s always interesting to see what happens when the shoe is on the other foot. www-tpr-org.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.tpr....
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Texas is relying on FEMA. State leaders said it should be cut
The governor and top emergency official in Texas are both members of a council advising the Trump administration on options for eliminating the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Gov Grabbott is what you get when a tree doesn’t understand the assignment. #LiveOak #HalfMeasures #HotWheels
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
All you critics who say “Texas gets what it votes for.” Texans don’t CHOOSE these MFers! The GOP does everything it can to make Dems irrelevant. They’re scared shitless of party chair Kendall Scudder and the state’s progressive voices. #Texas #GOPenis
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This goes out to all those asshats who think Texas votes Republican by choice. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/... Texas Plans Mid-Decade Redistricting After Pressure from White House  - Democracy Docket
democracydocket.com
Texas Plans Mid-Decade Redistricting After Pressure from White House
Read more here.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Don’t DC our TDP!
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
¡Bien hecho! Unfortunately, assholes will think nazi carrot Alexi Lalas knows what he’s talking about.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
God bless Mexico and Mexicans. Better than we can ever be.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Womp! Womp!
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Where are we? Is the NYT a boot-licking toady piece of shit? Or is it the bastion of truth and righteousness? Or does it depend on whether it fits our narrative? FUCK! I hate EVERYTHING!
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Here’s why the Texas Hill Country flood was much worse than anyone ever expected www.expressnews.com/san-antonio-...
expressnews.com
Here’s why the Texas Hill Country flood was worse than expected
Several factors, both meteorological and geographical, created a nightmare recipe for flash flooding across the Texas Hill Country.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This is a reminder there are people affected by these floods. #TexasFloods www.tpr.org/news/2025-07...
tpr.org
‘My favorite place in the entire world’: Camp Mystic inspired generations of Texas women
Nearly 30 campers at the 99-year-old Hill Country institution are still missing after flooding devastated the area on Friday.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Quit with the knee-jerk reactions and read the fcking story! This will top off your outrage tank.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
My state does some fkd up stuff, but ANYONE celebrating the #TexasFloods, loss of life, and missing children can FCK RIGHT OFF! Everyone deserves better.
expressnews.com
Live updates: Death toll at 27 as Kerr County grapples with flood damage
Searchers are moving on foot through rough terrain, looking for survivors or victims’ remains in woods, culverts and other places.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Gov. Grabbott and Lt. Guv. Dan Peniswrinkle are holding a press conference about deadly floods in the Hill Country. Good freaking luck getting #FEMA funds! #floods #Texas #Dumfukistan.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
@maxwellfrost.bsky.social ! My GOAT!
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Every July 4 I read Frederick Douglass’ oration, “What to a Slave Is the Fourth of July?” It’s a reminder that I must use the privilege I enjoy, especially when so many friends and neighbors have targets on their backs. STAY VOCAL!!! masshumanities.org/files/progra...
masshumanities.org
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
We have bastardized the concept of capitalism to the point that we find ideas like this to be anathema.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
This is one #Dumfukistan resident who needs some “special attention.” #MAGAt #TexasGOPenis Tarrant County GOP Chair Bo French is a total POS
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Jews-versus-Muslims poll on X gets Texas county's GOP chair called out
Back in October, French created posts that used terms like "gay" or "retarded" to describe those who supported Vice President Kamala Harris' presidential candidacy.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
You ever squish a maggot under your thumb and feel that satisfying “POP”? I wonder if it’s the same with those red-hatted #MAGAts
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the president of the united states stands in front of a crowd
ALT: the president of the united states stands in front of a crowd
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
#DrinkingTip for you who do. Avoid sipping your bourbon after sampling the lemonade and amoretto you just made for your wife. #yow #tastebudwhiplash
A photo of an amber beverage in a cocktail glass resting on the seem of a blue chair. A bookshelf is in the background on the left. The left rear leg of a white dog is in the background on the right.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
If we get to deport Ted Cruz, I will fucking drive! I’ll pay for gas and snacks. He can even pick the music.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This is some bullshit. Outstanding reporting by Texas Public Radio for breaking this story. #ICE #MAGAt #facism #immigration ICE arrested a 6-year-old boy with leukemia at immigration court. His family is suing. | TPR
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ICE arrested a 6-year-old boy with leukemia at immigration court. His family is suing.
A Honduran mother and her two children — ages 6 and 9 — sued the Trump administration over their arrest at Los Angeles Immigration Court, the first lawsuit challenging the arrests of children under a ...
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
@lonestarleft.com ‘s latest dispatch will get your populist pants going crazy! If you’re in the Lone Star State feeling like a lone blue dot 🔵 where you live, Lone Star Left really helps. open.substack.com/pub/lonestar...
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What Texas Democrats Need to Learn from Zohran Mamdani’s Campaign
A lesson in populist messaging, voter turnout, and showing up.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The bloom is off the Yam Tits. #Dumfukistan #Blue #TexasGOPenis #MAGA Poll: Texas voters disapprove of Trump, Abbott, Patrick, Paxton and Cruz ahead of midterms | San Antonio | San Antonio Current
sacurrent.com
Poll: Texas voters disapprove of Trump, Abbott, Patrick, Paxton and Cruz ahead of midterms
51% of the state's voters disapprove of Trump — a tie for the highest negative approval rating ever recorded for him in University of Texas polling.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Ever hear a banger tune that you completely forgot about? It’s like hearing it for the first time. Here’s mine for today. What’s yours? #LostBanger open.spotify.com/track/3ixzqc...
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Driven To Tears
The Police · Zenyatta Mondatta (Remastered 2003) · Song · 1980
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Cancún Ted can’t read. Fucker Carlson proved that.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
“Democracy Dies in Darkness” WaPo’s gonna smother it with a pillow.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Great news outta NYC! #GoodGuyWon #NoCuomo #Zohran www.bbc.com/news/article... Andrew Cuomo concedes to Zohran Mamdani in New York primary - BBC News
bbc.com
Andrew Cuomo concedes to Zohran Mamdani in New York primary
Cuomo, the state's former governor, was waging a political comeback and was seen as the moderate choice
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NOSFERATU!
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
He is a CUNT on wheels! Word is, his daughter can’t stand him. She needs to go public. That tree had ONE JOB!!!
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
¡Esta mujer es tan chingona!
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Go ahead Cornyn. Open that door and you and all of #YamTits’ enablers are gonna get your nuts in a vise. #MAGAts
expressnews.com
John Cornyn calls for criminal investigation into former Biden staffers
U.S. Sen John Cornyn said Thursday he supports a criminal investigation into whether White House staff covered up President Joe Biden's mental decline.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Texas is your dementia-wracked aunt who was always so sweet to you. Your good memories outweigh the bad. People who dump the most shit on Texas didn’t grow up here, knowing how magical this place can be. It’s why we stay and keep fighting for it, because we deserve better.
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Dingus Khan @woodseanm.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
We got these in #Dumfukistan of course.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
“The fundamental civic unit in this nation is neighbor.” - @jelaniya.bsky.social 🇺🇸
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