ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 02/02/2025( standing outside their house. holding a boombox. it's playing His Tune. how he managed this is beyond me ) 010
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 20/01/2025not the one you're thinking of, but yes, my name is wood man. 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 19/01/2025( out of nowhere. where did he come from? ) hey that's my face. not nice >:[ 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025ok lunus. check this out. youtu.be/Otx6ftgbxwc?...youtu.bepipe dream but its mm2wood.midYouTube video by ripdumpster 110
Reposted by ㅤnice.ㅤ𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒. @yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 13/01/2025little guy is a state of mind. ☝️ 052
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025you are near half my size, apologies for me criticizing your INCORRECT choice of words 010
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025lunus im like six foot three and wide enough to match, im not a little guy 110
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025// honest to god wood man feels like a shitpost muse spectre would have 110
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025alright then buddy sounds like you're set. make sure it's cold water, it'll wake your nerves up faster. have fun 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025have fun. if the trip goes south put on calming music and drink some water. reploids drink right 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025yknow being able to reattach missing arms and all, you'd think a twisted ankle would mean nothing 100
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025..sorry, bud. haven't been around here long enough to know any cool punching spots. besides, i'm not much of a puncher myself. 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025i'd offer my chassis as a test, but that wouldn't be a challenge. 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 12/01/2025uhhhhhhh ( rides through pockets that weren't there before, spilling a copious amount of loose white powder on the ground ) whoops 100
Reposted by ㅤnice.ㅤao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Fucking Machines, Literally and Figuratively 61127265
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 11/01/2025that was gonna be, like, the whole surprise. you were gonna "kill" me and then i was gonna show up like 3 hours later and scare the shit out of you. it was gonna be funny 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Yes, I'm fucking sure. i live in a place where most people are figments. in fact, i'm weird because i was /made/ and didn't just form. 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 11/01/2025dunno how to explain it better. it's why my helmet looks different, too 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 10/01/2025because i'm not part of everyone. i'm just a figment. 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 10/01/2025my whole purpose was to keep someone's memory alive. wasn't made to do anything else. 000
ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 10/01/2025i tried to punch a small child and my arm popped off, i don't think i can prepare 000