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ㅤnice.ㅤ

@woodenfigment.bsky.social
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ㅤㅤㅤInitially... this was in order to fulfill my master's bidding. I was nothing but a pawn, a means to an end, to keep someone alive...

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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
( standing outside their house. holding a boombox. it's playing His Tune. how he managed this is beyond me )
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
my tune waits for no one
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Listen to my tune, Girl
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
hey lunus listen to my tune again
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
...
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
who the fuck is noaka
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
damn. rest in peace dust man o7
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
oh don't worry about it
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
not the one you're thinking of, but yes, my name is wood man.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
( out of nowhere. where did he come from? ) hey that's my face. not nice >:[
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
FUCK susie wants me back on the channel
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
its fucking susie
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
ok lunus. check this out. youtu.be/Otx6ftgbxwc?...
youtu.be
pipe dream but its mm2wood.mid
YouTube video by ripdumpster
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𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒. @yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
little guy is a state of mind. ☝️
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
WHAT THE HELL MAN
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
funny guy works nicely.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
you are near half my size, apologies for me criticizing your INCORRECT choice of words
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
lunus im like six foot three and wide enough to match, im not a little guy
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
i should reprise my role as the 8 bit beast
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
// honest to god wood man feels like a shitpost muse spectre would have
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
my balls itch
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
alright then buddy sounds like you're set. make sure it's cold water, it'll wake your nerves up faster. have fun
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
have fun. if the trip goes south put on calming music and drink some water. reploids drink right
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
yknow being able to reattach missing arms and all, you'd think a twisted ankle would mean nothing
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
..sorry, bud. haven't been around here long enough to know any cool punching spots. besides, i'm not much of a puncher myself.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
not really.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
i'd offer my chassis as a test, but that wouldn't be a challenge.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
anythin'?
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
younlook like it too
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
uhhhhhhh ( rides through pockets that weren't there before, spilling a copious amount of loose white powder on the ground ) whoops
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
god forbid a woman do anything
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
oh hey smooth criminal is playing
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
ok don't just accept drugs from anyone
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
only one way to find out.
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Fucking Machines, Literally and Figuratively
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
..i mean i was the one who explained everything
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
that was gonna be, like, the whole surprise. you were gonna "kill" me and then i was gonna show up like 3 hours later and scare the shit out of you. it was gonna be funny
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
nah. the damage would just go away after a while.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Yes, I'm fucking sure. i live in a place where most people are figments. in fact, i'm weird because i was /made/ and didn't just form.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
dunno how to explain it better. it's why my helmet looks different, too
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
nah. everyone's.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
because i'm not part of everyone. i'm just a figment.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I. Can't. Die.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
can't die.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
my whole purpose was to keep someone's memory alive. wasn't made to do anything else.
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
did that change your mind or something?
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
i like that big ass bird guy
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ㅤnice.ㅤ @woodenfigment.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
i tried to punch a small child and my arm popped off, i don't think i can prepare
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