elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Gathered some rocks from the creek and painted them like food for my son's outdoor mud kitchen 2221
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Toddler dinner. Black beans and rice, plantain, summery sweet corn salad 070
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Can one of you watch him while I go see The Odyssey? He doesn't want to come because he thinks that Nolan's adaptation, and the Emily Wilson translation it relies upon, sacrifice fidelity to the source material in favour of accessibility to modern audiences 0150
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Chinese scallion pancakes with purple farm share scallions 0210
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Farm share Napa cabbage dumplings stuffed with minced pork, shiitake, red rice, spring onions, carrots, ginger, garlic and more cabbage snuggled into a bed of foraged ramp kimchi I made in spring. Topped with bonito flakes, togarashi and black sesame 1171
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Made borani esfenaj, an Iranian dip, with spinach from this week's farm share. Topped with crispy spiced chickpeas, caramelized onions, and apple mint also from our farm share. Served with homemade flatbread 2130
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026You should have a wet, dripping ball suspended in your refrigerator by your late 20s 0240
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Made salmon and morels cooked in ramp butter, roasted asparagus, salad and wild rice all served over a ramp cream sauce. I foraged all the morels and ramps used 0120
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Bad photo but made a spring breakfast for my husband. Bagel with ramp schmear, pickled ramp bulbs and microgreens I grew and morels and fiddleheads sauteed in a ramp compound butter. All foraged except for the bagel 2120
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Toddler girl clothing: Cotton pinafore with delicate floral embroidery at the hem Toddler boy clothing: Poly blend t-shirt with an appliqué of a dinosaur with a speech bubble saying Mommy's Little Oedipus Rex 1171
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Entire playroom lovingly curated by mother who studied child development vs. heater grate 1120
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Work in progress nature collage on baby's playroom door 0100
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Homemade goldfish crackers for my son. Just a block of extra sharp cheddar, flour, Kerrygold and spices 180
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Got him his own little foraging basket so he can be like mom and dad 0100
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 05/11/2023My keepers keep making my food annoying to get and calling it Enrichment 0556
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 01/11/2023Guy who doordashes a single giant turkey leg from Medieval Times 317823
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 08/10/2023We saw a bunch of coffee plants along the trail while walking the other day and picked and tried some of the raw coffee beans 2280
elf updates @woodelf.bsky.social · 11/09/2023I need to be the most irradiated person in the facility 0334
