Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 14hJust out here trying to teach people to comply with carjackers. Good job, DHS. 234615
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 18hI might believe it slightly more if anyone involved in international trade ever measured fuel in tons instead of barrels. 040
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 18hBillionaires who want to do nothing instead of wanting to destroy everything would have been a refreshing change, though. 0434
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 18hSounds about right. I once drove from VT to NJ and spent more time on the 5-mileish approach to the George Washington Bridge than I did crossing all of Massachusetts. 140
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 18hMedusa, if you want to keep seeing her for more than like a second. 020
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 19hI'm sure we could get Trump to officially change the name of cilantro if he finds out the Mexicans were responsible for introducing the leaves and their name to the US. 110
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 09/10/2026"You're only supposed to give them liquor if they have croup! Or colic. Or the jimmy legs." - Malory Archer 010
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 09/10/2026I look forward to the NYT publishing an extensive fact check that points out that way more than half of the Third Reich died decades ago. 14 Pinocchios. 030
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 09/10/2026I'm not saying Dan Quayle's advice to Pence was carefully calculated to lead to a second Trump presidency with a VP who would knock him down to second dumbest ever but mostly because Quayle isn't smart enough to play 4D chess like that. 000
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 08/10/2026The article is from Australia, whose Kmarts split off from the US company decades ago and thus weren't affected by the weird Ayn Rand cultist who killed Kmart and Sears in the US. 120
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 08/10/2026I think Sid caught it too, pretty bad giveaway right to a Cap's tape to start that sequence off. 000
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 08/10/2026I think I was at that game and I still only vaguely remember like 2 of those guys. 010
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 08/10/2026Amazing how quick he went from nondescript bottom pair guy to looking like he belongs with a 3-time Norris winner just by moving to a new team. The new guys are making Dubas look like a genius. 100
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026That's so easy to get around, though. If they catch you, you simply need to eat the entire mattress and then it retroactively becomes legal. 010
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026Who are you talking about? This is just a picture of a lone Donald Trump sleeping at his desk. 060
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026It's somewhat unusual to privatize ISBN issuing, although the US and UK have done so. 100
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026The declaration that you're not registering AI works is made to Libraries and Archives Canada, not to a random corporation. 090
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026I'm pretty sure lying on the ISBN application is a crime, although whether it would get prosecuted may be another story. 120
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026That's Susan Dell, and she also thinks that eye makeup is appealing so... 180
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026Surely their plans to launch 10 rockets into orbit every second must be really valuable, too! 030
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026You're probably not going to have to scroll very far. 050
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026I mean he's probably like twice the age of those other guys but that's why you don't constantly bitch that the troops are out of shape and low on testosterone and then go running with them. 010
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026OUTLIER · Day 140 · 858 · 🦅 EAGLE EYES 🟪🟦🟪🟪🟪🟦🟪🟪🟪🟦 🎯 7 words nobody else found · 🦄 1 found by under 1% of players 🚩 2 Pioneer words: nobody had ever found them before Can you find rarer? playoutlier.com/s/ZHTZ6Nplayoutlier.comOUTLIER · Day 140wooble scored 858 on Day 140. Can you beat them? 010
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026I expected the guy coming back to be waiver exempt but I guess you make the deals you can get, not the ones you want. 000
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026Okay but Lyft is publicly traded so where's the PE? 160
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026Look, eventually the market will decide who gets explosive diarrhea and who doesn't. 110
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026Uh, he's not a sitting Senator. Both of MI's Senators are Dems. 1180
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026"and by 'our people' we mean our immediate family, screw the rest of you" 0111
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 07/10/2026Plus it's in the part of the Bay Area where it's always summer instead of the parts where it's always early spring. Microclimates ftw. 000
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 06/10/2026If Dems take the Senate he can feel free to go anytime after early January 2027. 010
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 06/10/2026My orange cat doesn't actually mind Mondays at all. 020
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 06/10/2026If you want to know what he's saying, watch it yourself. I'm happy for everyone to lie as much as they want about the guy who lies constantly. Who the fuck cares if the lie came out of his mouth or someone else's, it's lies all the way down. Plus Trump is a lifelong vegan because he eats fries. sad! 000
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 06/10/2026"Better Red than Red!" wait maybe we should workshop that. 070
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 06/10/2026I'm an expert translator of Moron. He's trying to say that gas prices being high because of the war isn't a big deal and even if they took out a couple of cities it would still be worth it. 000
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 05/10/2026Wait WTF do you mean the Cardinals moved from Chicago to St. Louis where the other Cardinals had been for like 80 years? How did I not know this? 000
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 05/10/2026PA was like that for ages and we finally got a D state House and a very narrow R majority in the state Senate so anything is possible. In the past we'd elect statewide Dems and then have huge R majorities in both houses. 010
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 05/10/2026Even if he signs it, why would he obey it? What's the punishment the bill can impose beyond impeachment? 1350
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 05/10/2026I mean it's because he thinks he's going to be the next president and doesn't want to be investigated/impeached for all of the illegal shit he'd do if we were stupid enough to elect him. 031
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 04/10/2026Eating microchips to try to get the superintelligence. 150
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 04/10/2026Is he, though? I thought corn oil being bad was his alternative to the germ theory of disease. 011
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 03/10/2026If Vatican City had the free space to put in a datacenter he'd change his tune. 200
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 02/10/2026Good time to start on the first gospel explaining that George Burns was actually the 2nd coming and not just an actor who happened to play God. I never met the guy but I figure I'm probably qualified to write it anyway. 130
Orangey Snicket @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 01/10/2026I just pulled the trillion out of my ass but my ass is usually pretty good at math. 020
