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@woobewty.bsky.social
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she/her. mother of gamers. selenophile. dovahkiin. oni of the ash. fat. ratchet martha stewart. god-tier aeon. let me talk you through it. 🐩, ⚡️, 💋 👾📸⏰- woobewty, was rahhjinbuu over there ♋️☀️ ♋️ 🌙 ♎️⬆️

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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 16h
Happy Birthday!!! 🎉🎉
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 18h
oh dear! that’s crazy and I imagine scary for that baby. and yes i’ll be tuned in cause my daughter be packing some ole bs everyday 🥴😭
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 18h
imma try this for my baby one day.
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 18h
yelling like niggas do when they outsmarted.
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Joy @joybella.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
Good morning, and happy Sunday! Introducing Princess Leelu, the Polydactyly - Currently at: $155/$735 💕💸 (I need to send out clothes AND bedding to the laundress, that's at least $80 🥴) cash.app/$bellad0nna
Leelu in the window hammock. Leelu in the window hammock. Leelu's toe beans.
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RG @rendergoddess.bsky.social · 18h
Koya. #art #blackart
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🎨👩🏾‍🎨
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
now hold on-
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
them kids. and they mama. 😭😭 Bob really just be treading water
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
LITERALLY THAT FACE
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
imma get outta white peoples business, cause this is a WHITE woman versus a CLEARLY white shop so don’t take me too serious but Kelly only did what we all do when people fuck with you: complained
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yall seen that store come back and say “well actually yeah the bird did have a price tag, but we offered her Molly’s TWIN”? like the one of a kind bird…. had a dupe 😂😂😂
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you know you niggas be like “ALL I SAID WAS” and then it come out all you said had a litttttle extra sauce on it. “all I said was spaghetti is good!” 12 hours later “spaghetti be good its not our fault your greasy granny with holes in her panties cant cook” now see-
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I would like to make yall some art. in fact, I will even let you pay me for it.
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
woman on threads said she saw her aunt basically insult her grandma and her granny got sad boa I’ll bat the cowboy piss outta somebody behind my mawmaw. i’m talmbout quick fast and in a hurry. and a family member!? bitch its grass EVERYWHERE
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the way niggas would have been food the minute I knew I could move shit with my mind TOAST
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sissy Spacek was my Carrie (and I saw Rachel. and Chloe) but she was never “Carrie”. Book Carrie had a whole lot going on with her that Movie Carrie did not. for instance, you might call all those girls homely, but not unattractive. and definitely wouldnt call them fat but they not doing THAT
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
while I’m not intetested in the 95th retelling of this conventionally attractive mass murdering white woman’s story I never had a problem siding with Carrie. i’m with her. my 4-4 make sure all yo kids don’t grow
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
well I passed one today gang lemme tell ya, not what I expected
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
bitch do yall know what kidney stones look like!?
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whew mfers really did thee most in November 2024.
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yall dont need no mandalas? 😭
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
now would be a great time for Randy to pull Lynette outta whatever hole he hid her in
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what’s happening at kohls thats got these white women congregating outside 10 minutes before opening
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zelle been tripping?
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Prez @thepresidentnoir.com · 04/10/2026
Super Late Night, Super Metroid, Super Randomized. twitch.tv/Prez Come learn with me.
twitch.tv
Prez - Live on Twitch
Chill Late Night Randomizer Practice [Real SNES] | Streaming super metroid.
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😭😭😭 Threads is a hellscape where one thread in the hygiene olympics got everybody mentioning PH
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Bugs Bunny: Scared to Sick
ALT: Bugs Bunny: Scared to Sick
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
stop messing with them babies!
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if I have one irrational internet pet peeve it’s y’all (royal y’all) saying PH Ph or ph when you mean pH. pH is describing free ions (Hydrogen+) the hydrogen is the important part 😭
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
actually I think they take like AA/AAAs now. maybe thats why they beep so much
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you wearing me out 😭 gone get them 9Vs from your Sam’s/Costco/BJs😭😭
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CEBEAUX PLS!
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that African Ceiling Bird do not get no nest in my house. it gets one chirp then my baby daddy finna have to clock tf in and handle it
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its the last part that disqualifies the niggas I know they ain’t shit smh
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
did I imagine Gloria Gaynor was maga or that was “estate” stuff
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
!!! I had to play the song!
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Birthday to them! 🥹🥹
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yall remember Collie Buddz or was Jerz playing in my face?
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like its a handful of songwriters better than Babyface and then you gotta go outside the genre he’s known for not that he *in*, *known for*
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s somebody birthday
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Zaunvi Caitvitwt: Spongebob Holding Box
ALT: Zaunvi Caitvitwt: Spongebob Holding Box
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might watch Beyond the Gates on TV today 😭 Once Randy figure out what Hayley got on Bill… me and my sister think Lynette coming back. she think Randy left her alive for insurance and he finna turn on her for trying to shaft him 👀
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no bc everybody “above that” but will I? over the man or the principle? absolutely. I like to fight. 🥴😂
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love leaving voicemails like I guess you too important to answer my calls miss bitch/mister nigga but I still got words for you!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/09/2026
He’s a tin, but he can’t spell.
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BTG BLEW ME letting Hayley fake ass slap Chelsea but not letting Chels get her lick back cause that actress reached WAY back. that was a good ass slap 😭😂
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
turning my accent up so I get free stuff/special attention >>>
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been unemployed since February 2025. its a very unfun place to be in when you are not rich.
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like $50 American dollars to go buy stuff I want If this is not enough money to ask for in your mind its cause I thought $50,000 would mess up somebody shoebox money
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hollywoobz @woobewty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so fucked up. i’m too jaded cause immediately I was like “I know THESE mfs not giving out no money! not the folks in HR with my ROUTING NUMBER” 😭😂😭😂😭😂
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Dipped (Gaming) @dippedgaming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can I get 10 lurkers in chat tonight? Pull up a tab for ya boy. Going LIVE with Onimusha: Way of the Sword at 9:30pm on Twitch. twitch.tv/DippedGaming #BlackSkyGamers
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