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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 17h

I dont have anymore to add to what has already been said by funnier people except that my vulgar response to 23 and me being "pay £100 to have a spy agency shoot you with the mental health gun" is infinitely vindicated

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

kind of funny that they clearly wanted this report to justify whatever the government wants to do, and still the best they can rummage up is "They aren't overdiagnosed but they would be, if we started overdiagnosing them"

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

honestly very helpful to the "ai stuff isnt art" argument that ai guys very openly declare "I literally do not believe in art conceptually"

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

twitter is so goddamn miserable its starting to feel like when I periodically check in on 4chan to see what its been up to since i stopped being 15

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

"karl jobst villain arc" i love being on-line sometimes

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

doing some uncharacteristic normie posting here as opposed to on the site which sucks

A wooden model of a 17th century galleon

A view of a model ship's foremast from below

A view of a model ship's gun deck focusing on the longboat stored there

A model ship in a display case with a note saying "the a/c is on"

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

doing research but finding no leads

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

L + Ratio + You're fucking stupid + You're white

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 03/07/2024

According to Sky, the LibDems have 'one last stunt' ready for the end of the campaign.

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 03/07/2024

these days they lock you up and put you in twitter jail simply for saying someone should kill themselves with a sword

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 11/05/2024

saw a hedgehog in the garden. couldnt get a photo. put some water out for it :)

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 21/03/2024

"if sydney sweeney's boobs walk into a room" sydney sweeney should have a gun and carte blanche to kill people who write about her

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

You cant make a chicken without fucking a few eggs

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

im stil hodling my invite codes the price is going to the moon just you wait

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 12/12/2023

its free and easy but the enlightened move is to find different tabletop games. There are like 5 million. Start with something accessible, like (mischeivous grin) FATAL

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 12/12/2023

skys gone pink again. hope its not a portent or omen

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

This site might be developing a problem

A list of bot followers I have accrued over the past couple days

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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 06/11/2023

like & share if you cry every time

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

Wes Streeting: Interesting. Looking into this

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

my job at the commune is making model ships or other comically tedious monastic endeavour. Everyone will think I'm wise or something (i will still be dumb as a post)

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

like two days ago will claimed these "hipster losers" were influencing millions of voters

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

The entirety of the left combined is probably swaying fewer voters than a typical "Patriots for PROTECTING THE CHILDREN" facebook group

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

britain is basically three people, "Nothing will ever get better and i'll die in misery", "I like the misery and I think you deserve worse", and "Keir Starmer seems like a decent fella". The third guy is perpetually engaged in "running into painting of tunnel" behaviour

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

I had a dream last night I won a competition through tesco. The prize was a new set of internal organs (all of them except brain), donated by "someone I once knew". I'm not big into dream theory but I feel like there's some serious mileage in that for anyone who is.

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

this hospital bombing is going to make me fully fucking insane. They're gonna get away with it. They always fucking do. Half the press is already selling the IDF's shit

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

very difficult to be online in any capacity atm. not sure what to do. pacing the room, climbing the walls, etc. all i can do is hope hell exists

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

i dont know if the starmer voice clip is real but I dont care. it can be made real

A small cat with a humorous, angry-appearing expression with the caption "Normalise being a stinker. A real rapscallion"

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

remember when renault made an ugly car and the marketing was like "this car isnt ugly, it actually, has an ass, that you would like to fuck. Here's a bunch of footage of women's asses, and sometimes the car's ass. But mostly women's asses"

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

stopped trying to think of a real answer and let my mind drift and I am now enamored by thought of Columbo grilling a guy who says he was gooning at the time of the murder

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

this may be controversial but I think everyone in the british government and anyone likely to be in the next british government should be killed with hammers

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

Feinstein's aides had to call time on the bit because her legs fell off or something

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

a dumbass performs an escalating amount of asshole behaviour in order to find a treasure. The treasure isnt real, and he gets a psychic kick in the dick by a guy he crossed in a different game

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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 24/09/2023

that’s never stopped you before!

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

Rest in peas to one of the cats of all time

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

this is a good joke but when I die I would absolutely love for my skeleton to be an animatronic. put that bitch to work. Give me an endoskeleton inside my endoskeleton. Put it outside a school or something weird. Maybe a big tesco

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

hearing reports that thousands of well-wishers have gathered at the gates of the Chapo Trap House. Get well soon your majesty

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

damn even rupert murdoch has gotten bored of waiting for rupert murdoch to die

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

i don fucking need random computer problems today. or any day actually

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

i was somewhere between non-speaking extra and c-plot supporting character

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Simply misplacing a 200 million dollar jet plane proves the pentagon's still got the dog in them (being the greatest money furnace the world has ever seen)

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Wonton Goodsoup @wontongoodsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

you ever think about how beavers dig stone out of the ground, fell trees to create lumber, and combine them to build dams, reservoirs, and homes. Basically a rat. Brain the size of a pean nut. what the fuck

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