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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 8h
Those fans wanted a Whovian "Star Wars: Visions". They're getting a Whovian "Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures".
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks more Orville than Trek.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's a Wolsely 24/80 from the early 1960's. It says so on the boot lid.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Calling Dear Leader "cheap" might not be such a good career move for Hassett.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"In a few hours" turned out to be under 30 minutes!
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've already started my Steam Frame holiday. 👍
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not voting is NOT voting "No!"
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On the brighter side, these things will be easier than the glasses for the user's proctologist to remove.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always wondered how long that show has been running. 😏
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or at least Canadian-style "Associate Membership"?
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Told ya! 🤣
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But Towel Day isn't until May!
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You might want to check out today's XKCD.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dreamseid is.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“The people outside looked from pig to Trump, and from Trump to pig, and from pig to Trump again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At least we get that "10 for the community" video next Monday
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got my shipping notification from Backerkit this morning. Thanks!
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If the press had any guts, tomorrow's headlines would simply read:- Trump at UN - "Blah, blah, blah"
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Or, they dress up a bunch of interns as reporters to throw Dear Leader all the softball questions he wants.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone probably tripped over the detector!
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't order the special!
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Spaceballs Alien Dance
Alt: Spaceballs Alien Dance
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Close. UK plates are always date-coded. The "D" at the end means the car was first registered in 1966.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Movie Lurch was Lwaxana Troi's butler!
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Batteries replace counterweights for construction equipment. 👍
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They want "cinematic" on a chippy tea budget.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He will, of course, fail to declare his income from this to the appropriate Parliamentary committee.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't forget to cross the bay for a drink in Heinold's First & Last Chance Saloon in Oakland, where Jack London went to school. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinold...
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Heinold's First and Last Chance Saloon - Wikipedia
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A certain consulting detective has constipation
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Sherlock Holmes: Jeremy Brett in Study
Alt: Sherlock Holmes: Jeremy Brett in Study
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The other email does exist. I got one.
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Smug mode
Alt: Smug mode
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hegseth's replacement?
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What are the odds his EEG just read "NO CARRIER...NO CARRIER..."
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casualties unknown flatline noreturn
Alt: casualties unknown flatline noreturn
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chief, Dr Crusher just commed - She says Jack wants his hammer back?
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A friend once told me that AMEX wasn't accepted in the NASA gift shop at the Cape
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
View of Piddington from the outskirts
The LOCAL SHOP in Royston Vasey
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also, Xmas dinner ingredients are suddenly very cheap.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Author Bob Shaw got a trilogy out of wooden spaceships
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does that include an extra to cancel out Fetterman?
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Say hi to baby Zefram Cochrane for us.
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Zephram Cochrane Celebrates First Contact Day
Alt: Zephram Cochrane Celebrates First Contact Day
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This guy is livelier
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Total War: Duck Tales
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Face like a sunburnt thumb
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'd prefer he simply seized it to cover Dear Leader's unpaid bills & turned it into peppercorn-rent apartments for the unhoused. Nothing would trigger that slumlord more!
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Those look like UV LEDs, so l guess you're attempting to build a stand that makes the platter fluoresce?
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's public news that Reform is already under investigation over suspicious "donations", so this can only be "Fuck you!" money.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It was Jon Pertwee as the police scientist who grew Oddbod jr.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He had his own show already. Kelleran Beq was created for Ahmed to host all 10 episodes of kids game show "Star Wars: Jedi Temple Challenge" in 2020.
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Always Opposite Day in the GOP
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This will cost maybe $500k tops, because Dear Leader plans to rig things so that ONLY his inner circle will qualify as "Citizens".
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Wonko The Sane UK @wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It depends on how fresh your spice weasel is
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Futurama's Elzar and the Spice Weasel
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