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Wonko42

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Inter-Dimensional Investigator Of Time. Penguin Whisperer. Ingredients "may" contain sarcasm. He/Him.

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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unfortunately the whole planet can't vote against them.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a no ceremony, just collect my ashes plan. Family & friends know to scatter me wherever I can cause the most mischief & for them to have a party in the park/on a beach/have a day out/do something fun & wear whatever-the-hell they want. No sitting around, in a collected awkwardness.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Read as: OpenAI uses safety fears to stop throwing money down a bottomless well, before investors ask for their returns.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
- They were under observation & farmer blew it into the open? - Released as bait? - False-flag that now needs to be covered up? - There is so much "slightly off" with this whole thing. 🤔
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Add to this that the farmer that called it in has said that [a] There were at least around 15 around the vans. [b] Nobody has contacted her yet(!) (1/2)
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If they *Had* been watching them for ages & they *still* got this close, to an attack of this scale, he's just made Hegstwat look even more of a useless idiot.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Three plain white vans, all coming to the village, then approaching the base = 🚩🚩🚩 Now if you had a plumber, a builder & a plasterer turn up at the gate, saying they were here for a work order...
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That is the dumb luck: Anti-terror task forces, base recon patrols/teams, local communication monitoring & it was a farmer that thought something was slightly off, that stopped it from happening. 😉
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If ever there was a silent cry for help[!]. I would be trying to catch her eye, as she walked to the altar, so I could check for two blinks. At "Should anybody h..." I would have been standing & asking if she needed a safe out. 🤯🚩
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was always the plan. Some seem to think that if martial law is in place, the elections stop. At the very least, it will be a HUGE intimidation move, for those already worried about being targeted. I've said it many times: Don't just turn up in numbers, turn up together (as a neighbourhood).
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi is going to get home & purposely rename A.I. as anything other than that. 🤣
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whelp, think I've just found my first mod. 😮
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only thing further up trumpedo's arse, than maga, is Putin's puppet arm.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They had that up in what, a day or two? How long have they had this prepped, with the plan in place for the last few days to go exactly how they have.. 🤔
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🦇💩🤪 🍑🤡
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drawing of an old-school thief (with a swag-bag of memes), sawing through the floor, to steal the meme above.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Because if it is not called A.I. any more, then A.I. is no longer a problem.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If Trumpedo had zero intelligence, he would be ten times smarter than he is now. (You realise he probably wants to rename it, so "A.I." is no longer a problem. 🤦🏻‍♂️)
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*Whac-A-Moron
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He is such a fucking baby. Wah-Wah, something did something I don't like, I'm going to break it &/or throw it away. If Trumpedo had zero intelligence, he'd be five times smarter than he is now.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Declining attendance: After Trump illegally slapped his name on the building. Now they have a sworn statement that the building was purposely damaged. If/when he knocks it down, in a paddy, because they won't put his name back on it, will you say "It was time for it to go, anyway"?!?
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The only friend he ever had, he had killed, before he could testify about his paedophilia.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Will Trumpedothinskin: [A] Say this is a good thing, for America. [ ] [B] Say he has some tariffs in place, to fix this. [ ] [C] Say it's Biden's fault, from last year(!). [ ] [D] CAPS LOCK himself into a coma. [ ]
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Clarification: The GOP's friends/friends of family, are getting the contracts (which is the other reason they won't kick him out). 😉
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😂
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"People" fully understand. Big fuel companies don't give a shit.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*off
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mainly because he holds their nuts in the palm of his hand. While he has their Epstein entries (+ they are make major bankroll of him, on the stock market, & awarded contracts to friends) nobody is going to stop him.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's unfair on the flames. 😈
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Only because they won't explain to him what they are doing, in pictures made with crayon.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nope.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes & no. The point of an air-gapped/sealed system, is that it has no wifi board/ability & is not connected to anything, other than a power system (which, if done right, is independent of the power-grid). However, if it *is* still connected to the main grid, it could connect through the power lines.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Then the opponent goes in the centre: Stalemate.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Only if the other side doesn't make a mistake.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope everyone is paying attention to Yemen. If the Houthis are able to hold Mokha and significantly impede Bab al-Mandab, this gets really, really bad.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Aside from the blatant illegality here, you’ll get this right after your tariff dividend, your freedom dividend, Trump’s health care plan, and your $2 gas
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
babylonbee.com
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was answered as the Senate approved a request from Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell that will...
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Start small & local: Check/think of any OAP's &/or potential families of target/anybody that might feel too afraid to go (& vote) & ask them if they would like company, when going. Don't just turn up in numbers, turn up in numbers together.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Schrödinger's Congressman.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He is too busy looking down, to make sure nursey didn't leave any lipstick.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
By design.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He wants to use one, so badly. It's terrifying.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
17 years. My overthinking brain is so much better for it.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He wants to use a nuke so badly. Joked about it, during his first term & just straight-up started a non-winnable (without mass land insertion & loss of life) illegal war, so he could [a] Distract from the Epstein Files, & [b] Use a nuke. 🤯🤪🤡
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why does everybody make out that the GTA V map is so large?!? GTA:SA was HUGE.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You have masses of depletable, easily replaced, low yield munitions, that are used for such things, but Trump wants to show America's might & has been using the top-tier, high yield, munitions on minimal/zero result targets. Drones can't get through a zone: Throw more at it. One might make it. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It was the mission Putin gave to Trump.
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Wonko42 @wonko42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Putin is laughing his arse off at the US, while he wiggles his fingers & makes Trumpledumbfuck do his bidding.
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