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Jared

@wonderfulmw.bsky.social
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Procurement professional in technology sourcing

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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Blocking everyone I slightly disagree with until I'm in an echo chamber
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The irony of businesses unable to reshore production to avoid tariffs bc tariffs are making the building materials too expensive is incredible.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Did Bezos convince Trump to let Amazon buy TikTok? Why does the TikTok noti use the same sound bite as Alexa end timer?
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Positivity will persevere motherfuckers
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Remember: if you're crossing into the US internationally, take a burner device. DHS / CBP continues to violate the privacy of US citizens in the name of their war on culture & diversity. PS 🐷🐷🐷🐷
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Crazy that Trump could've shut down the US during COVID, saving 1.1m American lives and costing the economy $16tn. Alternatively, the trade wars cost $9.6tn to date and will save 0 Americans.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
DoD saying they can't see Hegseth holding his position much longer is hilarious. Crazy how nobody could've guessed bringing in a boozed up alcoholic to lead the US military would've backfired.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Love how the Trump administration didn't connect the dots that tariffs are collected on inbound freight. There's no inbound freight when the tariffs are oppressive. No inbound freight, no tariff revenue. Did homeboy think he found an infinite money glitch?
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Man, mofos gotta stop being perpetually online.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I swear, written news has lost so much quality in the last few months. I see multiple typos in news articles several times a day. Like, if you can't write the news properly then I'm going to assume you can't research and rationalize properly either.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Love how @npr.org stands by due process if you're confronted by ICE... Uhhh? When will the media actually report on the illegal (w/o due process) state-sanctioned kidnappings of legal residents?
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Green Goblin the way the gas turned me into a different motherfucker.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
"My brother was playing Tech N9ne on the radio.. it was a scary vibe."
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Dark whimsy maxing rn
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The scalping economy single handedly destroying the consumer economy, y'all make me sick
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ohio Republicans actually living an entirely different reality than the rest of us
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
A masterpiece discovered below an underpass in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio today
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Bro no way does Newegg charge me $850 for an 9070 XT, cancel it, and hold my money for 3-5 days due to insufficient stock.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Brook Park in zoning counsel about a domed Browns stadium with "mixed use properties for office space, retail and residential." AKA the Haslam's are going to taxpayer fund the stadium and rake in profits on commercial and residential rent.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
TurboTax advertising how easy they make filing taxes like they're not lobbying to make filing taxes harder.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Shame the wind is blowing away from my weed hating neighbors
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Ohio weed recriminalization is hilariously short-sighted. It's the biz equivalent of having a poor offering that won't get momentum so you raise prices. The economy isn't a vacuum.. consumers can and will find other ways to get product where the state doesn't economically benefit.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
They're pushing Ohio weed recriminalization through the Senate where "passing a joint" is interpreted as a "transfer of drugs allowing persecution for trafficking". Basically, if you get your weed any way that isn't lining GOP pockets, it's a felony.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If you're wondering how divided the US is, there are Americans fighting & dying on both sides of the Ruso-Ukraine War.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Drinking tap water is a form of economic blackout, right?
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Inconsiderate mf
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Any families wanna adopt me? I'm 31 btw and would like to experience household stability and familial support 👉👈
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
DocuSign got me about to crash out. Don't send me a link to schedule time after you asked me to send you my times to meet.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If a documentary ever got made about me, there would be next to no footage from childhood
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Brb getting high off breathing exercises
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Be cool if the Ohio Highway Patrol ever did their jobs
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Sleeping like I'm ready for a casket
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Gotta pay a membership fee to even get a shot at buying a 50-series, it makes me sick
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My doggo does a walk around the deck when I let her out to use the bathroom. We dubbed it a "tour of duty"
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Red Downtown in Cleveland won best steak in the state. If this is a capability statement, it's wild you can't get a proper medium steak in Ohio.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Trump: we will create a Bitcoin reserve! Bitcoin: shids out bc of market instability. If we followed his advice and invested $18bn initially, we'd have lost almost $4bn! The art of the deal, baby.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Been getting down with Valheim again. It gives my kind of vibes.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Taking tips on running an RFP in 2025 to consolidate global IT VARs. Any variables to consider that may be more relevant than a year or two ago?
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
All the DOGE cost-cutting emphasizes things with a sunk cost. If you're wondering how that's fiscally efficient, it's so they can route the cash flow for maintenance into pockets.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
An accountant with no procurement exposure lecturing me on procurement is class
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Musk apparently implemented a $1 spending limit on credit cards. Apparently that is more efficient than budgeted virtual cards. How'd such a dumbass get so wealthy?
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The most terrifying aspect of city-builders is when your settlement snowballs uncontrollably. All your base are belong to us.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Anybody do any consulting in the IT procurement space? Looking for like-minded connections!
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Can't have a constructive conversation without somebody invalidating your perspective by minimizing your "feelings." Normal people can feel feelings, screen them, and continue engaging in civil conversation. Just bc your feelings cloud your perspective doesn't mean it clouds everyone else's.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Speeding on the highway and slowing down when you see a cop gives "the teacher's watching"
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Purchasing is when somebody says they want McDonalds. Procurement is when somebody says they're hungry.
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Better to be a dictator than a dick tater
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
IT professionals: how do you feel when your sourcing specialist says things like "the (wo)man, the myth, the legend" when he sees you and "gonna finesse these foos"?
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
All the pandemic chicken suburban farmers are like "I TOLD YOU" rn
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Jared @wonderfulmw.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Salesforce business model: make licensing so complex and unwieldy that it leaves room for billing errors that will never get caught.
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