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@wompanafrank.bsky.social
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I also like Necco Wafers. She/her

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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This bit in the Denver Post does make me wonder what the circumstances around the video were. If there’s something actually there, then sure. But all these quotes and comments calling this pedophilia…give me a fucking break.
The girl was weeks away from turning 18, according to the heavily redacted affidavit, and she reported the existence of the video to Silt police shortly after it was made.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Laws that criminalize eighteen-year-olds fucking seventeen-year-olds are shitty oppressive laws, and laws that equate dipshit kids doing ill-advised but normal horny kid shit with actually predatory sex crime shit are also bad and extremely harmful
Norman Rockwell free speech guy standing up
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Michael Cera in Juno saying “She smells like soup”
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Historically, I’ve gone with a side-by-side kinda deal with these, but now I’m reconsidering
wompanafrank 10/1/23, 23:07
I'm a few glasses of wine in, so I hope tomorrow morning isn't too rough, but I'm feeling a good week coming on. Like knock wood, fingers crossed, inshallah, good lord willin and the crick don't rise. But yeah.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Laura
@wompanafrank.bsky.social

Explain your username
When I was little my dad told me numbers go on forever, but I wouldn't accept that. So l invented the number witchinafrank, which was the biggest. Later I decided that actually witchinafrank HAD BEEN the biggest, but then "wompanafrank came along and knocked him out of there"


(Quoted)
Kathryn Tewson @kathrynt...

explain your username
it's my full legal name
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
– Yeah, but you're the only one who is this person
I'm not gonna drunkly sing John Brown's Body and pass out, and neither is anyone else

– Lmao– We're going out again and he was singing Bella Ciao in the car, so l think he's soft launching ideas for this evening's floor performance
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Addendum
Texts:

– Personally I thought face down was an important detail

– Lmfaooooo
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lmao
Text messages:

Bottom part of a text recounting the same thing in the skeet followed by a reply

– …was like "I don't remember anything" and he said "you were lying on the floor shout singing John browns body" and I have no memory of this but goddamn it yeah that checks out
I am, unfortunately, always this person

– That’s my sister!
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dirty antigrouchite
Matt Shaw, squalor enthusiast. Possibly a dozen rats in a button-down.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A meme showing the heights of the world’s tallest skyscrapers, next to a very large W that dwarfs them all. It is labeled “This W.”
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Extremely funny to me that the random cause of death labeler decided this person died of words
biggoldmachine.bsky.so... @biggoldmachine.bsky.social

Spoken Word (Slam poetry)


If you got paid by the overwrought adjective, you would have $50k
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This one came to visit me
A white-tailed doe standing on the lawn near a sidewalk
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And this for me. I can’t help it. This dufus was my favorite chud. Just a head full of rocks.
Laura @Wompanafrank •7/9/22
You really need to figure out that "lol you fuck" isn't an insult. I already know I fuck. I'm doing it on purpose.

SayTooMuch @saytoomuch •7/9/22
ok, then get off twitter n find a corner and make it a full time profession then

Laura
@Wompanafrank
...
LMFAOOOOOOO
Buddy, this is just "lol you fuck" again. You are so fucking bad at this.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lmao I was looking through to see if I had screenshots from that and I do have this from a different part of that thread. I forgot that this thread gave me the opportunity to type the words “rabbit-human hybrids unfit for glory in battle.”
Elon Musk is a Whiny Ass Bitch • 7/9/22
What is your source for this claim about the purpose of drag? More Christian Broadcasting Network or do you have actual data to support your nonsense?


Laura @Wompanafrank •7/10/22
[a picture of Bugs Bunny in drag cartoon-seducing Elmer Fudd]


Annateresa @annateresa79 •7/10/22
This one is excellent.


Laura @Wompanafrank •7/10/22
It's from a very important documentary warning children about the dangers of mendacious queenery, but the degenerate anarchosodomite (((cultural marxists))) did a woke book burning to hide it so they can dilute the white race with rabbit-human hybrids unfit for glory in battle.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wait I figured out who he is closer to
Screenshot of old tweets:

SiuCr7Ronaldo
@SiuCr7Ronaldo1
Laid by who? Please tell me who would have sex with that freak. Next time you lie to me at least make it believable. #SadAttempt #YouNeedProfessionalHelp
12:45 • 5/31/22 • Twitter Web App

Kate o
@Equivo_Kate •6m
Replying to @SiuCr7Ronaldo1 @Wompanafrank and 2 others
You know that's a real person you're talking about, right? If you don't know where to direct your anger, go scream into a pillow.

Lieutenant Corporal Laura @..
• 15m
Replying to @SiuCr7Ronaldo1 @somethinsomethi and @ince|Replies
What's your deal, man? What is this?
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Emoji holding its nose and handing out a bar of soap
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Getting sick of people claiming this isn’t a real thing. This took three seconds (“graphic” label here because it’s hate speech):
Jews are subversive rats, we know your agenda to dilute europe with third worlders.
Epstein class.If your pro Ukraine, your pro of everything i mentioned, Ukraine are libs (jews) great replacement on steroids. Right now as we speak Immigrants from Africa and Middle east are moving in, pride is celebrated in Kiev, Jews aka the Epstein class takes overWhy is any one loving on this massie character. Just because he feeds us crumbs that we already know. We know there is no cease fire we know trump is Epstein class who rapes and eats babies and worships Satan. We know he serves the jews. Still waiting for that Massie to giveYeah, kinda but more like the Frankist's, Sabbateans, Kabbalistic types. The ones Christ speaks of in Revelation "those who say they are Jews and are not, but are a Synagogue of Satan." The Epstein class.
There's a growing number of Messianic Jews so I hate to lump all.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Presented without comment.
mark-up.bsky.social

I'm as liberal and woke as f*ck and I love the people that are calling me a douchebag racist when they know nothing about me or my background.
I'm starting to understand why so many people hate liberals.🤔
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A man in an SS uniform says, “Excuse me!? Did you just call me a Nazi?”
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I refuse to believe this is a real person.
The woman who shouted “That motherfucker back there is not real” on the plane.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Context for the last one.
JoonyMoon @junefaver.bs... • Jun 3, 2025

(Screenshot with quote and photo of Cohen)

"When I was in university I studied history, and there was this one major historian of the Third Reich, lan Kershaw.
And his quote was, 'The path to Auschwitz was paved with indifference.' I know it's not very funny being a comedian talking about the Holocaust,
but I think it's an interesting idea that not everyone in Germany had to be a raving anti-Semite.
They just had to be apathetic."
- SACHA BARON COHEN

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Kristin @klberts.bsky.social

I do think it's important to remember that all people rounded up and sent to concentration camps and murdered were not all Jews.
There were Poles, French, Czechs, and others who died in those camps as well. Not sure why more isn't made of that fact.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Interesting.
Kristin @klberts.bsky.social

Interesting how very reminiscent this is of the Nazi treatment of Jews during the holocaust. But apparently Jews worldwide aren't making the connection.Kristin @klberts.bsky.social

Always had a great deal of sympathy & respect for the Jewish nation after what was experienced during the holocaust. But if Israel & Jews worldwide are in favor of this continuing massacre they will have lost that respect. The atrocities being committed in their name is not justifiable.Kristin @klberts.bsky.social

I do think it's important to remember that all people rounded up and sent to
concentration camps and murdered were not all Jews. There were Poles, French, Czechs, and others who died in those camps as well. Not sure why more isn't made of that fact.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Blocked me for this
Kristin @klberts.bsky.social 

And there are many many racists as well that despise anyone who isn't white.
Frankly I can't stand labels put on anyone who is "other." I prefer to believe there are more good people who don't carry around that hate chip than those who do.

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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social

And what I am telling you is that many of those people you hate are using this label to demonize Jews.
Your optimism about humanity isn't really relevant to the point.Kristin @klberts.bsky.social

Well since I don't hate anyone you apparently you missed my point. I take that back..l despise any individual who would abuse children or women regardless of who or what they are.

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You're right. I am missing your point. Are you just here to announce that you don't hate anyone? Why?
In a thread about the way this language is it being used as a dog whistle, why do you feel the need to leap in to say "Oh, but not me!" Why?Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social

You're right. I am missing your point. Are you just here to announce that you don't hate anyone? Why?

In a thread about the way this language is it being used as a dog whistle, why do you feel the need to leap in to say "Oh, but not me!" Why?
...
Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social

Because frankly, it comes across as though you believe your moral responsibility begins and ends with not being an active bigot.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Al Pacino saying, “I’m a Humanist. Maybe the last Humanist.”
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
97 likes now for this racist garbage
Same skeet as earlier about people without agriculture having no culture, but now it has 97 likes.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This admin is so incompetent, you can see why people thought they made it, but they didn’t. He did finally make this update, after the thing went viral.
Ryan Burge on X:

Just a disclosure on this --

I have absolutely no idea how this is actually going to play out. The DoD has not published their guidelines for how this will all work. 

All I did here was look at the old list and the new list and make educated guesses about how those 211 traditions will filter down to 31. 

If I were to guess how this plays out, they will make every one choose from the new list of 31 options as opposed to just sorting them on their own. 

But, again. I have no idea.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This phrasing also feels extremely gross to me.
If only there were a way to compare the success of the Inuit civilization against the rest…
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A bad tiktok video that collapsed some actual issues with the development of agriculture into something way too simplistic and blended in some misinformation to get a kinda anarchoprimitivist vibe got posted here and people are dunking on it, which fine. It’s pretty silly. Not fine:
So you think we should have remained at the hunter gatherer stage picking lice out of each others hair. Cool.You value culture, which can’t develop without permanent settlements, which couldn’t have existed without agriculture, which you think was a mistake. You’re a contradictory human being, but I guess we all are in different ways. Carry on.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
See also
X posts

User Phyllis Schlafly’s [name cuts off]: “Christian - Orthodox” also has “Orthodox Judaism”

Ryan Burge replies: Good catches! I had a lot of organizing to do to make this one. Updated below.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This implies to me that he made it himself (I suspect with ai), and is misleadingly attributing it to the DoD.
Ryan Burge on X: “Version 2 is below. Noticed a few errors in V1. It’s a lot to sort out!”The second version of the list he posted. This one doesn’t have Judaism on it, but also does not include Prthodox Judaism in the Orthodox Christianity category, Reform Judaism in the Reformed category, etc.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’ve seen this clip going around, and it’s bugging me, because people are understandably concluding that the man being interviewed is in favor of such a law and that he’s gloating about it. That is not the case. “National Sunday Law” is a very old Seventh-Day extremist conspiracy theory. /2
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Vertical bicolor “flag” with the left half being a deep shade of blue, and the right a darker navy, corresponding to #000086 and #000047. In the lower right corner is “+🐚”
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I get why everyone is pointing out the obvious meaning of 86, but frankly I think that’s ceding too much ground up front. This isn’t a true threat either, even if the bsky gods end up getting mad at it. Neither was the Kathy Griffin head thing. None of this is illegal.
“187 47” formed from seashell emojis
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I haven’t really talked about this because I don’t wanna, but I am at least at the moment kinda sorta back on my churchgoing bullshit, so it’s like the Super Bowl this week I’m here you fuckaas bitch
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Lord Rogers from The Swan Princess saying, "I'm not kink-shaming, I'm kink asking why."
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Lmao
gbond25.bsky.social 
@gbondi25.bsky.social

Laura explain to the class what’s homophobic about the as specifically? Take your time…
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I cannot possibly roll my eyes harder.
Biz @bizthenavigator.bsky.social

You can do better than using closeted homosexuality to poke fun at someone.

someonegrandma.bsky.social

She said nothing about homosexuality.snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social

Allow me to introduce you to my good friend, transparently overt subtext. See also “dog whistle.”

someonegrandma.bsky.social

Graham has made hell for non-het people. Pointing out his (alleged) hypocrisy -  and his blood thirstiness - is not a dog whistle - it’s a useful inter-text to the meta-narrative
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Los Pasdarinos, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing
Shot from the scene where The Dude is explaining his many names in The Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges is slouching in a fancy chair in a fancy office, looking disheveled and wearing a grungy gray hoodie over a loose white v-neck tee and striped pajama shorts
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Tfw you are the obvious target audience of obvious propaganda
Garfield looking at an image of Garfield with “You are not immune to propaganda” under it and saying, “Huh. I wonder who that’s for.”
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Website no longer exists, but their old Twitter is still up
Rabbi Fears Genetic Studies Will Show That ‘Jews Carry Genes That Are Polluting The World’ https://christiansfortruth.com/rabbi-fears-genetic-studies-will-show-that-jews-carry-genes-that-are-polluting-the-world/

Christians for Truth
@christians4tr
·
Feb 20, 2020
Mainstream Media Reports On Jewish-American Pedophiles Routinely Escaping Justice In Israel https://christiansfortruth.com/mainstream-media-reports-on-jewish-american-pedophiles-routinely-escaping-justice-in-israel/

Christians for Truth
@christians4tr
·
Feb 18, 2020
Chief Rabbi Complains That Jews No Longer Have A Media Monopoly Because of the Free Internet https://christiansfortruth.com/chief-rabbi-complains-that-jews-no-longer-have-a-media-monopoly-because-of-the-free-internet/

Christians for Truth
@christians4tr
·
Feb 14, 2020
Holocaust  Propaganda Causes Jews To See Hidden ‘Swastika’ On New San Diego Padres Team Hats
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
And thus, Cat Pope
Text convo

- Well that cat who wears a slipper
Sure was looking mighty sweet
With his one foot in a slipper
And three unshod kitty feet,
But did you know that there’s more than
One way to slip a cat?
Here’s a little holy kitty with a
slipper for a hat!
Cat who wears a miter!
Cat who is the Pope!
Cat who wears a miter!
Can you even cope?
You know slipper cat looks tight,
But my pontiff’s even tighter.
Send some white smoke up the
chimney
We have Cat Who Wears A Miter!

- 🤣🤣
Make a children’s booooook
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
*then But at this point someone in the thread where the slipper cat picture was posted then in turn posted this
A grey cat wearing a slipper on his head. The slipper is a brownish wool color and has a lighter cross pattern over it. It makes the cat appear to be wearing a bishop’s miter.
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The I saw a cat wearing a slipper
Text convo 

- Okay I saw a cat wearing a slipper

[screenshot of song]
Well, we’ve all read The Cat in the Hat,
We’ve all heard Puss in Boots, 
And we’ve seen pics on the internet
Of kitties wearing suits —
Yes, there’s Grumpy Cat and Ceiling Cat
And cats both short and long,
But I know of another cat 
Who ought to get a song —
Cat who wears a slipper!
Cat slips on a shoe!
Cat who wears a slipper 
And he knows just what to do!
Bow tie cats are hip,
But this fella’s even hipper,
Of all cool cats, he’s the coolest:
It’s Cat Who Wears a Slipper!
[end screenshot]

-it’s just so good

-okay wait
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
But then I saw a chicken on a swing
Text convo

- [screenshot of a new song] 
Did you ever go a-walking 
On a sunny summer day
And see the little chickens
We’re all coming out to play?
There were chickens on the jungle gym 
And chickens on the slide,
Then the chickens crossed the playground 
To get to the other side.
Chicken oscillating!
Chickens swoop and sway!
Chickens undulating
In their chicken way!
You can teeter, you can totter,
You can climb the monkey rings,
But I know something odder, 
And that’s chickens on the wings
[end screenshot]

Here I saw a picture of a chicken on a swing so I wrote a song about chickens on the swings

It’s to go with “Chicken in a Sweater”

- I loove that. You should turn it into a children’s book. Not kidding.

- I need a third one to make a trilogy
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
And that was just a joke with people who knew me for awhile
Text convo:

- they’re talking about chicken sweaters on TikTok

- I know a song about that
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I wrote a song about a cat who is the pope once. There’s some backstory, so stay with me. First I saw a chicken in a sweater. So I wrote “Chicken in a Sweater” (To the tune of “Turkey in the Straw”)
Did you ever look at photos
Of a chicken centerfold
And see the little chickens 
Were all bundled for the cold?
With their wings in their sleevies 
And their sleeves on little shirts.
Did you ever see a chicken dressing up so cute it hurts?
Chicken in a sweater!
Chicken in a top!
Chicken in a sweater!
Listen to this bop!
Dogs in hats are good, 
But I know something better
You know I’m talkin all about
Chicken in a sweater
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Res like in media res, mirabilis like annus mirabilis (or the name Mirabel/Mirabelle!) Manducat is more literally like chew and is related to mandible. Dominum like dominate, dominion, etc. Pauper, servus, humilitis: all obvious. It’s really just the grammar.
Translation for a bit of Latin text: O res mirabilis! Manducat Dominum. Pauper, pauper, servus et humilis

The Latin phrase is part of the hymn “Panis Angelicus,” composed by St Thomas Aquinas. It translates to: “O miraculous thing! The poor, the servant, and the humble [one] consumes the Lord”
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Like: crux is literally where we get the word cross, or crucify, or cruciferous. Also like, “the crux of the matter.” You already know fidelis from Semper Fi or the word fidelity, inter and omnes (omni-) get used as prefixes. You know arbor. Una nobilis is obvious. Nulla is obvious.
Latin text of Crux Fideles
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Um excuse me how is this dog Latin it is clearly cat Latin duh
The text provided is a humorous, "dog Latin" feline-themed parody of the 6th-century Catholic hymn "Crux Fidelis". It replaces the traditional lyrics about the Cross of Christ with words emphasizing a cat ("felis"), turning a sacred hymn into a playful ode to a cat ("purrfert") and its beloved scratching post or tree [0.4.1-0.4.5].
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Laura @wompanafrank.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I wondered what happened when people googled this stuff to see what the hell was happening. Google is pretty good at figuring out what’s going on.
Google search for “Sub Rum tuum Tugger praesidium confugimus” that corrctly identifies the source material (Sub Tuum Praesidium) Google search for “O res Mewabilis! ManduCat [continues with bad cat puns]” that results in the actual text of Panis Angelicus in the ai overview, and gives the Wikipedia page for it as the first result.Ai overview identifying the joke as “a cat-themed parody of the liturgical phrase ‘hic enim calix sanguinis mei’ which translates to ‘For this is the chalice of my blood.’”Ai overview correctly stating “Your text is a playful feline-themed parody of the famous 6th century hymn Crux Fidelis”
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