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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i like how his next line is “you can’t make this up” when he’s just made this all up

You can't make this up. It is in the best interest of our country to bring back mental institutions as a normal part of our society instead of sweeping it under the rug. Otherwise, we are just

wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

France star trashes the French press. "Our plan was to press them high so they could not install their rhythm." www.espn.com/soccer/story...

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This is true. And the quote from Willis about it being a gay anthem was so funny.

"As I've said numerous times in the past," Willis said at the time, "that is a false assumption based on the fact that my (song) writing partner was gay, and some (not all) of Village People were gay, and that the first Village People album was totally about gay life."

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

old enough to remember when uniform violations mattered

Hegseth tweet mocking Sen Kelly for alleged uniform violations:

Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegseth • 1h
So "Captain" Kelly, not only did your sedition video intentionally undercut good order & discipline...but you can't even display your uniform correctly.
Your medals are out of order & rows reversed. When/if you are recalled to active duty, it'll start with a uniform inspection.

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Quite the side hussle, looks like GART is still being incorporated in Wisconsin. Wonder if they've already taken the money?

WI Secretary of State website search result capture for THE GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

cost of men’s suits down, wonder why

Excerpt from graph shows men’s suits down 7.1%

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

sillies, it’s clearly the vacuum

Kirby vacuum cleaner website says “Our most powerful clean ever”— says there’s some kind of pet discount

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Sometimes things just happen and there is no scientific explanation. People should accept this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Innocent Labradoodle who may have been framed

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

some of us are well past that

Self medicating labradoodle waking from his nap with an empty alcohol can in front of him

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

if you made the rules, do you need to follow them?

Rhett Derrick
@lawzag.bsky.social
My personal BlueSky etiquette:
1. If I make up a fake social media post, it will be in dark mode.
2. If I make up a fake pleading, it won't be in dark mode because that would look silly. Look for context clues

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

All you people who can’t get to your kitchen because I dropped a deuce in your living room, I have a suggestion for you: forget about your kitchen, I have food to sell you. I decimated that living room, and I can do it again, so you need to learn to clean my mess up without me. DJT

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
All of those countries that can't get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT.
You'll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won't be there to help you anymore, just like you weren't there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
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3/31/26. 4:11 АЛ

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

You know who filed this, right?

Harmeet K. Dhillon*
California Bar No. 207873
harmeet@dhillonlaw.com
(415) 433-1700 (voice and fax)
177 Post Street, Suite 700
San Francisco, CA 94108
*pro hac vice motion forthcoming
Attorneys for Plaintiff X Corp.

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

100%. We’ve seen this before!

Innocent labradoodle who has been framed for murdering a stuffed toy

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wolffski @wolffski.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Yo Dawg, I broke into your house and shit in your living room! People are saying it’s the most impressive shit they’ve ever seen! Since I don’t use your living room, you’re going to have to clean it up. It will be an easy operation! Thank you for your attention to this matter!