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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙

@wolfepatches.derpack.party
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🔞 | Ryan | 26 | SATX | he/him | Bi Poly, Semi-Open | ENFP-T | VRC | TST | Dogwolf with energy for days, VR Nerd, CyberSec Student&Tutor 💚 prestosquesto.bsky.social 🧡 smolpankin.derpack.party 💜 greysonnsilver.bsky.social

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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 03/01/2026
New Year, new #FCF! #NSFW #IRLNSFW
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 23/08/2025
Quick and lazy evening #FCF for the homies who partake 💙 #nsfw #irl ty for the reminder @m4carmine.derpack.party 😘
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 27/06/2025
Peak efficiency rn 😅
I'm sat at a tire service center's lobby doing my "Cybersecurity Awareness Training" on a Steam Deck
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 23/06/2025
I'm tired of missing #FCF every week 🤣 here's a semi-hard sunday post to compensate. 🐕 #nsfw #irl_nsfw
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 04/06/2025
Left my mark 🥰
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 04/06/2025
Extra shout out to Illegal Pete's too, damn great vibes, food, AND furry stickers @arcane-k9.bsky.social
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 30/05/2025
Hey! 👋 Quick early morning #FCF for y'all 😉 Thank you to @greysonnsilver.bsky.social for the inspiration 😘 #nsfw #irlnsfw
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 05/04/2025
Good evening to return to posting! Happy #444skin 😘 #fcf #irlnsfw
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 10/03/2025
We are so fucking unserious This is some shit I never thought I'd see in my lifetime, or any other. On a .gov, Jesus 🙄🙄
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 17/12/2024
Big shout-outs to all the phlebotomists out there, y'all make labs so freaking easy! Thank you!
Image of my arm with a flex-wrap bandage on it from a blood draw for medical labs.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 04/12/2024
*HUGE WAGS* russy butt acquired!! @russelbuck.bsky.social banger album
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 02/12/2024
Lowkey be actin like there's a sheath in these boxers 😏😳🤔 #irl #nsfw
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 10/11/2024
Absolute goofball apartment behavior
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 08/11/2024
Morning bsky! Happy FCF ☺️
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 24/10/2024
My boyfriend's opened his #VRChat avatar commissions! @smolpankin.derpack.party I've spent the past couple of nights absolutely loving the textures he's made 💙 check out his work and please share ☺️
VRChat screenshot showing two Yena Avatars smiling together. WolfePatches, blue, grey, and white, with red eyes is stood on the left looking at camera. Pankin, orange-brown and creme on the right is smiling, and his eyes look at WolfePatches. Both Yena were textured by Pankin, linked in the post.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 03/08/2024
He sees something (someone?) that caught his eye 👀
Eyes behind a dark blue snouted pup hood stare into the viewer. The pup is towering over the viewer's perspective, wearing a blue hoodie and no bottom, revealing a jockstrap as he leans forward to get a better look.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 07/06/2024
Spotify family premium is going up in price 😞🙄😒
Image is a screenshot of an email from Spotify. Reads as follows: 
"
Thank you for being a Premium subscriber.  Starting on your billing date in July, your  subscription price will change from $16.99/month to $19.99/month

We're increasing the price of Premium Family so  that we can continue to invest in and innovate  on our product offerings and features, and bring  you the best experience.  

Thank you for choosing Premium  

The Spotify Team  

If you do not wish to continue paying for Premium at the  new price point, you can always cancel via your account  page or visit our support site if you have more questions  

*If you're currently on a trial, you won't be charged until  your trial ends. Once your trial ends you will be given 1 month on the current price of $16.99 prior to your bill  being increased to $19.99  
"
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 19/04/2024
Another week another FCF Got a weekend ahead of us now, let's go get it 👏
Photo, explicit. Center of frame is my dick being supported by my left hand, bedsheets fading to darkness behind.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 05/04/2024
Slapping out a last minute 444 post happy #foreskin day to all my celebrating friends n furs
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 03/04/2024
Cock out at 621, friends hmu 🤭
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 18/03/2024
Thank you TFF 2024 was a good one 💙
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 16/02/2024
Happy FCF! What a way to wake up~ It's been too long since I've posted, I sure could use a hand this morning.. #nsfw #nsfwirl #FCF
FCF submission. photo. Erect penis in photo, side lit from the right by sunlight, slightly curves up and left of frame, it's base resting against the rightmost edge of subject's left hand. The image shows detail in the subjects veins across the shaft, and the foreskin is rolled back ⅔ of the way, revealing a warmer pink-red head underneath, shining in the light.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 30/01/2024
Hmmm.. was just notified of a change Google is making to hands free settings that's bound to screw me over on a few configurations and also I just morally think is objectionable, but the learn more link tells me that this is a change made last year?? Is this why shit has sucked? Oof.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 05/01/2024
i'm bingo 🥺
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 04/11/2023
Top of the 4th.. let's go TX #HookEm
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 04/11/2023
It's a Longhorn Football day 🤘🤘
UT Longhorn Band plays to a crowd outside the LBJ presidential library, pre-game.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 29/09/2023
I couldn't sleep this morning so I took this for a friend instead. Only fair to share 😜 Happy FCF #NSFW #IRL
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 27/09/2023
Y'all go hard together 🤘
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 22/09/2023
This isn't normally the vibes we give off here, but: September is Childhood Cancer Awareness Month The hard facts are, I wouldn't be here without the support of many organizations/programs, and of course friends and family. I'd like to share some numbers to spread a bit of that awareness. 🖼️: ACCO
Infographic: "Each year in the US alone, an estimated 15,780 children are diagnosed with cancer." Lower half shows American Childhood Cancer Organization Logo.Infographic: "Approximately 1 in 285 children in the US will be diagnosed with cancer before their 20th birthday." Lower half shows American Childhood Cancer Organization Logo.Infographic: "Cancer remains the #1 cause of death by disease for children in America." Lower half shows American Childhood Cancer Organization Logo.Infographic: "There are estimated to be 413,000 cases of childhood cancer worldwide in 2020." Lower half shows American Childhood Cancer Organization Logo.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 21/09/2023
Ouch oof
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 20/09/2023
Torchys got a new menu update today and the Baja Fish taco slaps hard. Would recommend!
Photo of my lunch on the restraunt table. Left to right, is a glass bottle mandarin Jarritos soda, and a metal tray holding two Torchys tacos, left taco is a Crossroads and the right is a Baja Fish.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 11/09/2023
Apparently BSky either hides or removes replies when you block so I speak this generally: While I don't wanna start shit, please don't try to follow my 18+ accts by just removing your own (under)age from your own acct
Screenshot of post from derythefox.bsky.social and WolfePatches' reply. Shows a 4 hour old screenshot of their own profile Dery posted, with "Level 16" in their bio, since removed. Reply from Patches asking them to not follow Patches' 18+ account after removing the underage indication.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 04/09/2023
Oh spectrum is so mad 😭😂😂😂 I'm laughing so fuckin hard rn
Image is a picture of a advisory played on a Disney network channel on Spectrum's streamed television service. 

It says:
"We offered Disney a fair deal, and yet the continue to demand an excessive increase.
In 2021, Disney pulled their programming from YouTube TV customers.
Then Disney pulled from Dish and Sling customers in 2022.
And, right now, right as football season kicks off, they're pulling programming from you, Spectrum customers."

The lower third is a banner asking viewers to visit "DisneyESPNFairDeal.com" to "voice [their] concerns" and offers a QR code as well.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 04/09/2023
We love posting @sophiethecat.bsky.social art 😁
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 30/08/2023
Mandatory reply
Circular flow chart. Chart starts at the top "New skeeter joins Bluesky", continues clockwise with a quote from said new user: "Do we have to call it skeeting", continues "They accept our way of life", finishes "They begin to threaten anyone who calls it something else", and connects to the start, repeat infinite.
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WolfePatches 🩷💜💙 @wolfepatches.derpack.party · 18/08/2023
Alright, I'm down to skeet out for #FCF this trend is gettin to me Take my blurry sleep deprived morning pics for the day 😘 #NSFW #FurryNSFW #IRL #FatCockFriday
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