Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I hate winter, especially when it’s 5° outside when you get up in the morning and have to wear an extra coat! Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 080
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 31/01/2025There’s going to be SO much porn of Anubis popping up. Ready? Set. GO! 040
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I just figured out why I’m still alive. It’s my #FluxCapacitor! 1190
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 14/11/2024BSky says you have an invalid handle @unootter.bsky.social 220
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 12/11/2024I remember seeing a list like this years ago, and “furries” used to be on that list. Guess we’re not so bad after… HEY, CHECK IT OUT, I got a score of 12! Can anyone get more than me? Post your score below! 110
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 24/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #777,754! 040
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 27/08/2024There’s a severe thunderstorm watch in your area! *Checks weather* *Appears to be nothing but sunny* Huh!? 100
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 21/06/2024For anyone that likes the portable cooler I bring with me to cons, Aldi is bringing them back next week, $50 each. They’re also bringing back the dehumidifier for $10 that you can put in your tote. 040
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 31/03/2024I love playing jokes and pranks on people, but I despise AFD with a passion. This is the dumbest fucking holiday ever and no one ever seems to understand why. If you try to play an AFD joke on me tomorrow, I will hate you and just block your stupid ass. 050
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 31/03/2024Happy Easter everyone. I hope you get plenty of good food to eat. I’m stuck working today, so eat some deviled eggs for me! Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 020
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 06/03/2024My job just installed a “meditation/prayer” space. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad they’re trying to be inclusive for everyone. But they also gave us “protein shakers.” As vulgarly as possible, I told my coworkers I’m gonna be busy “meditating with my ‘protein’ shaker.” #ImmatureAF 010
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 19/02/2024A while back, I backed the game #Terrorscape on @kickstarter.com. As a bonus, I got my name printed on the collectors box. I didn’t realize they did that (it was posted as a reward, but I didn’t pay attention) and when I was looking at the box recently, I happened to find my name. 030
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 15/02/2024I forgot to make this post yesterday, Happy Belated Valentine’s Day everyone. I hope you were able to spend it with the one you love. And to those who are single, I’m proof that if you can’t find them, they’ll find you. I’m 41 years old and he found me. 140
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 29/01/2024Got a new badge for cons, thanks to @doonthefox.bsky.social & @speedyhuskee.bsky.social 120
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 25/01/2024I firmly believe that the only honest politician is a dead politician. 120
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 25/01/2024I’m so stupid. I saw this picture up at work, saying “thanks” to us and they’re going to buy us donuts. I read it as “thanks, a hole” and my brain stopped processing after that. It took me a minute to realize that it wasn’t “signed” by someone named “Bunch!” 020
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 16/01/2024If I were in the #DrWho universe, would I be The Doctor, his companion, a villain, or some other character? Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 240
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 15/01/2024Does #DoorDash not understand their purpose? Are they TRYING to get rid of customers? “Instead of paying us to bring food to you, why not pay us to go get your own fuckin food?” If I’m gonna go get my own food, why in the fuck do I need to pay you to call in my order? 120
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 14/01/2024It gets worse… the coldness doesn’t stop at 0. It KEEPS FUCKIN GOING! But it starts going in reverse with NOPE numbers! -3, -7, -20, -NOPE People refer to “-“ as “negative.” You know what else the term “negative” means? #NOPE Made with Bing AI, please support real artists 120
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 11/01/2024When everyone in the break room has the exact same idea. 010
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 10/01/2024It’s also called, “goodbye asshole,” cause you’re not gonna be able to stop shitting. Not for a lack of trying, but from all of that grease lubing the fuck out of your hole to the point that you can’t clench right enough. It’s just gonna keep oozing out. 163
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 09/01/2024Sure enough, go to settings, and turn off “Clips.” I already dislike #Discord, why are you giving me another reason to hate it? They’re being slimy and sneaking in new recording features without your consent or knowledge. Share this with others that use Discord. 110
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 08/01/2024If you get contacted by this guy on Telegram, just know it’s a scam. Some people are so financially desperate, they don’t see the red flags. It’s unfortunate but scumbags like this don’t care. His ID is being shared so even if he changes his username, he can’t change his ID#. 110
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 07/01/2024We have this thing at work that is supposed to be used to help tell your coworkers and management what’s been going wrong with your line. I should probably not be allowed to use it when annoyed. 130
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 05/01/2024I wanted to share this earlier and forgot, my Christmas cactus has sprouted. 020
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 04/01/2024I accidentally clicked the generate button when trying to change prompts and all four of these results turned out really good. Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 010
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 02/01/2024Happy New Year, let’s make this one better than last year. What’s your Resolution? I’m hoping I can stay out of the hospital this year. Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 010
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 29/12/2023What’re you doing for NYE? Whatever it’s, have a great one! Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 040
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 25/12/2023Merry Christmas 🎁🎄 From all of us @draftstallion.bsky.social @doonthefox.bsky.social @speedyhuskee.bsky.social @damaron.bsky.social 0113
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 25/12/2023Merry Christmas Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 050
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 23/12/2023Me and @draftstallion.bsky.social walking on the beach together. Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 0163
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 20/12/2023Which sounds better to you, enjoying the nice summer weather at the beach with a nice cold lemonade, or shoveling snow and having some hot chocolate? Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 321
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 18/12/2023Front and back of the Christmas ornament present I got for @draftstallion.bsky.social , made by @ketchupkitty.bsky.social 1102
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 15/12/2023Got this fun idea for a werewolf dual wielding snow shovels. This was the best I got… that last one isn’t even close, but it’s still badass. Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 030
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 11/12/2023I hate the cold weather, but one of my favorite things to do when it gets cold outside is enjoy a nice cup of hot chocolate. Then grab a candy cane and stir. Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 151
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 10/12/2023Here’s a fun one, let’s use AI to finish AI pictures. I got ONE good result, the rest were pretty hideous… 040
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 09/12/2023Christmas is coming soon, how are you planning to dress up? Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 020
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 05/12/2023As stated before, I like to make AI images while I’m bored at work. One of the things I like to do is make holiday themed were/wolf wallpaper for my computer. For some reason, I got a little fox with antlers. LOL Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 050
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 29/11/2023Doesn’t matter how much I try, I can’t stop myself from getting older. But after multiple attempts to shorten that number, I’m still here bitches. And I don’t plan on leaving anytime soon. Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 261
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 28/11/2023I like filling out these stupid Bingo cards. If you see a square of mine that you disagree with, comment and I’ll explain my answer. Blanks are in the comments. 130
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 28/11/2023Exactly. Holy shit, you’re insane! Holy cow, what was that? Holy moly, we’re screwed. Holy fuck, why!? 020
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 27/11/2023It snowed today, and it’s not supposed to stop anytime soon (i.e. now). Have I ever mentioned how much I hate snow? Especially shoveling it. Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists. 120
Wolfe Masters @wolfemasters.bsky.social · 25/11/2023There’s a certain day coming up soon, right before #MFF2023. I’m not gonna say anything else about it, but you’re welcome to guess. The picture hints at it, but AI isn’t good with words, even if you spell it out Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists 193