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Woland 🇵🇸

@woland11.bsky.social
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Professional yearner, Egyptian in need of immigration the fuck out of here, exmuslim atheist, blah blah you know it all already

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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
My new @ is @/stendhalist😢
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
TWITTER WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
THEY SUSPENDED MY NEW ACCOUNT WTF MAN
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Pls😔
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Yep! Whether I'll get a response is another story tho 😔anyway would appreciate a follow or shout-out
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Beats me! They didn't provide any proof
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Okay so just for the record Twitter thought I'm a bot and suspensed. I've appealed but in the meantime you can follow me at @/citizenofkosmos
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Please donate to my friend, help a queer person escape from a country where homosexuality is illegal ❤️
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Sure
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Once again asking to please consider donating to my gofundme to leave Egypt if that's okay 🫶
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It's my birthday I guess
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Bruh I need a job so bad why does no one want a website
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
What do you mean?
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Chat gpt how do I get my massive Arab family not to wish me a happy birthday because I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER THAT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Please someone explain to me how to forget that my birthday is in a month or so because I swear I'll be hit with the worst depression ever if I have a whole day as a constant reminder it's another year I am still stuck here with no end in sight and my life sucks
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Can't believe I'm what people think about now when Roy Cohn is mentioned
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
😭😭😭
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
INSHALLAH
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I would like to issue a reminder that Trump has a long and storied history with Russian organized crime that has connections with the Kremlin and he is absolutely a Russian asset. Along with his mentor Roy Cohn (mafia lawyer), & the Epstein connection this is literally a government of criminals
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Canada should establish an American resist lib government-in-exile with its own paramilitary force. If Carney has the courage
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Thank you sooo much Matthew ❤️!
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
From liberal idealism and "we were founded on beautiful ideals we are fighting for the soul of America" to fascism and mass deportations
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I often remember that my first introduction (as an Arab completely unrelated to the US) to American politics was watching Aaron Sorkin's The Newsroom at 14/15 and I compare it with the state of the US today and I really can't help but chuckle really hard
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
The architect of modern America was an antisemitic Jewish gay homophobe you really can't make this stuff up
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Dear liberals if Trump is antisemitic then why was his mentor Roy Cohn
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This is so extremely nonsensical on many levels I genuinely don't have the energy to go through just how nonsensical this is
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Dear liberals if Trump is antisemitic then why was his mentor Roy Cohn
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
It's a prison where ALL prisoners who go there never get out. A cruel narcissistic liar who routinely breaks the law pinky swearing it'll be for a RENEWABLE 1 year means nothing. As if Trump is going to be like "Oh yes 1 year is enough let's take them back" please be fr
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Though at this point if I DO win the diversity visa lottery I'm unsure if I'll go or not. An Arab who staunchly supports Palestine and despises Trump and the GOP and came to the US on a literal DEI visa is definitely getting detained by ICE 😭
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
On slightly unrelated note Trump's narcissistic inability to realize the regimes of Egypt and Jordan aren't sacrificing themselves for him has me terrified if he'll impose any punishments. When I saw that list of citizens from countries X banned from the US my heart sank expecting Egypt to be there
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
What a strange thing to say. No one who goes into that prison gets out. Unless something extraordinary happen this is literally the fate of all prisoners there, eternal imprisonment there
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I need to emphasize that Egypt will simply never agree to this. Ever. Not out of goodness, but this is an extreme red line for the population and the Egyptian dictatorship cannot risk the instability fallout that would result from this
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
This isn't true. It's misinformation by Hezbollah aligned media that was stupidly picked up by Israeli media since it's their wish that they drool over
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I think this post might blow up so in this age of immigrant repression please consider donating to me so I, an atheist in a country where that's illegal, can immigrate🫶 bsky.app/profile/wola...
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I think the sheer cruelty of what Trump did with the El Salavador thing hasn't dawned on many people. Trump condemned a bunch of innocent Venezuelans to a fate of eternal slavery and abuse at a forced labor camp no one leaves, for the crime of fleeing Maduro and seeking asylum in the US
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I remember you said it was a shockingly very strict process. If it was that strict for a real marriage (by a visibly religious person! So you know it's not fake) imagine how it is for a sham marriage 😭or a real marriage without much documentation
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Once again uhhh shamelessly sharing this
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Reminder that that the modern asylum ans refugee system was put into place because of the Holocaust. So a tragedy like that could never be repeated. Anyone who undermines it spits in the face of this goal
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It's kinda a late career kinda thing haha, unless. You have money. You seem to be restricting things a bit too because of the housing crisis
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Montreal is indeed my dream city! I've always loved Canada I'm kinda weirdly obessesed with it. But eh idk, the regulations are bit too opaque. Robust French knowledge, degree that matches your work (already failed at that haha), experience, and actually ~20k CAD "proof of funds".
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Thank you so much Mund!! I was already telling my friend the other day hehe
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Hey everyone an ex-Muslim atheist in Egypt, I have to hide my beliefs to stay safe. I'm trying to leave by studying in Germany, but I need help meeting the visa’s financial requirements. Any support brings me closer to freedom. Thank you 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/qda8up-tes...
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I think I hate JD Vance more than Trump
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I don't understand those big liberal accounts including academics following me on Bluesky, even when I don't post. I appreciate it but like who are you people 😭
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Everything I read about the CDU shows they're disgusted by them, and Merz's stunt backfired. So hope everything is good since I'm contemplating trying to move to Germany 😭
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
God help us. But Theresa, isn't AFD support confined only to thr East because typical Ossi stuff? Could they ever win in the West?
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Blocked. Don't speak to me anymore
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Trump is deporting Afghan women asylum seekers back to Afghanistan, & deporting Iranian converts to Christianity back to Iran where they'll almost certainly be executed.
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It's so funny how European countries and the UK are unable to send peace-keeping troops to Ukraine because years of budget and tax cuts has decimated their ability to do anything. Neoliberalism truly is a cancer. We need to begin hitting people with Thomas Piketty's books
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Woland 🇵🇸 @woland11.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
What if Vance's and Elon's anti-Europe rants make the far-right in Europe less popular... By associating them with being slavish worshippers of a country that insults Europe...what if.....
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