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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bonus of working at a hospital: getting my flu and now-annual COVID boosters is free and easy!

Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm cleaning out a former coworker's office (RIOI, requiescat in operis inopia, best translation I can figure for "rest in unemployment"), and I found a charging cable branded with "Fun Factory". FYI, if you think you may get fired, don't leave your sex toy charger under your desk for me to find.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've seen a lot of -tobers already this morning, but I don't think that frot-tober is getting the attention it deserves.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The universe is teaching me a lesson apparently: try not to feel like shit when you're greeted considerably less enthusiastically than other people when you walk in at the exact same time as other people.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My dog likes to keep me company while I'm in the bathroom.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Concerns? What concerns?

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm trying to make fetch happen, and it's not happening!

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's important to grab a drink with the bros from time to keep, keep up on what's happening, and stuff and things.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There are fewer things more distracting to an incredibly horny guy (me) than tripping across the reddit profile of a guy he's (I've) been following on Instagram for a few months, and then finding his artistic x-rated Twitter (yes, I know) and OnlyFans accounts.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The Queen has died, but will live forever.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I've been waiting for the city to blow up a water tower for like five hours now.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

In a tragic collision (literally) of an inertia-driven cart and a door handle, I pinched HARD the skin on the inside of my hand just below my thumb on my good wanking hand. Looks like me and The Stranger are going to get to know each other a little better in the next week.

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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 08/08/2026

What if—and hear me out on this—we all made out more

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heavy precummer @precumming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

#fcf and #flexfriday Repost if you wanna drain me

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I really shouldn't even be at work today, since all I seem to be able to focus on is how much...

static.klipy.com

Leaky Faucet

ALT: Leaky Faucet

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

There needs to be a dark room at work. Why isn't there a dark room at work?!

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Don't me me, I'm just Donald Duck'ing it in my office, blow drying the crotch of my pants and my underwear cuz I happened to sweat clear through both of them. In unrelated news, my office smells very manly right now.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It was inevitable, I suppose.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If one of these #fcf submissions *doesn't* end up in my mouth today, I'm gonna be upset.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18 ⚖

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Pitch Black Movie

ALT: Pitch Black Movie

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I could kiss last-week-me for accidentally thinking ahead and reserving a parking spot at work for tomorrow/today.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It's Pride Weekend here in Portland (it got moved a few years ago to give room for Juneteenth and Father's Day). I'm leaving my place for the first time all weekend in about five or so minutes.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Figured I'd try something new today, so I applied for a new job. I've been at the last one for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.

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ShortStacked @libertyshortie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I need to suck some dick STAT

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If we're ever sharing a bed, for any reason, you always have permission to check on the state of my morning wood, using whatever sense or senses you want to use. Listening for it might be weird, but then maybe I've already found my morning wood that day and am rubbing one out, so...

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Beware the eldritch wrath of Portlandia. Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

Portlandia, the second largest copper repoussé statue in the United States, after New York City's Statue of Liberty.

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I be autistic, like green stuff and things @j4man.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

We should all be sucking more dicks and kissing more boys.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Jack had a fun weekend of camping.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

@jjoshie0138.bsky.social Have you forgotten us over here on Bluesky?

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I just got reminded that Bronies were (are??) a think, and I think that's sufficient cause for me to call out sick for the rest of my workday.

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Callan Bentley @callanbentley.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

"Land ho!" The coast of Oregon is in sight! ⚒️🌊

The coast of Oregon from offshore: mountains rising above coastal fog

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MostlyVery @mostlyvery.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

repost if seeing chest hair makes you stare… 😶

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Yet another Monday where I come to work, just to find that yet again there's an empty space on top of my desk where a guy should be sitting with his pants around his ankles waiting for his cock to be sucked. What gives??

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I should not be reading smutty, smutty stories at work. But I am.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I almost did it. I *almost* commented on a Reddit post. I didn't, but I almost did. That was too close.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

My coworkers may be among the laziest IT people on the planet, and if you know anything about IT people, that's an incredibly high bar.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Do you ever get so turned on seeing a guy get sweaty at the gym (or doing other things that make a guy sweaty...) that you just want to lick the sweat off of him? No? Just me?

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Well Lucky Brand, you had a good run, but you're getting added to the "the holes in the crotch of my jeans are now no longer safe for work" pile.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I wish I could yank *or* tug on it right now, but they don't really approve of that at work.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting at work manifesting this future for me in a corn maze this fall. Or anywhere, really.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I'm gonna need a bottom to use me like a dildo today.

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I need to go swimming some time.

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james holod kennedy @jamesholod.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

5’7 is one of the most ideal things a person can be, happy 5/7 to the 5’7 kings out there

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Steve @wokkarokka.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

House shopping in Portland is annoying, especially when the same house in other markets would be half the price.

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