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@wokeyvegan.bsky.social
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Seeking enlightenment in a dystopian world. LFC 🧣 If you’re a Tory or a Reform voter - do one.

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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 13h
Sunday 4.00pm. The Kop singing a reworked version of Stsrships 80’s tune…. “You built this City and lost your soul” Or “sold” instead of lost. I don’t fucking care just stick it up them! #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/2zIrv... Check out the text - couldn’t make it up reds! #LFC
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MAN CITY: STRIPPED TITLES & RELEGATION?
YouTube video by FootballNowYT
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never ask a Man City fan what time it is at quarter past two in the afternoon. They will tell you time doesn’t exist.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my lord. There are some clever buggers out there.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be forever known as Mancheater City. #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Citeh are fucked. #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@rosietay.bsky.social Hi Rosie- sorry that my original post led to an unpleasant experience.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This takes seconds to complete. Now’s the time to let all MP’s recognise that we aren’t prepared to let Farage decide how our economy works.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder to all reds. Talksport is owned by the cunts who own The S*n. Jamie O’Hara is a flag shagging Reform supporter. Being a red, Colin Murray left when the ownership changed. If you’re a red, boycott Talkshite. It’s full of cunts. That’s the end of my TEDtalk. #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They asked AI what was required to save the world. When it replied “Socialism” all the billionaires suddenly decided that AI is evil…
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see the lads saw my posts 😂 #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine if we were playing Brighton like this….😬 #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Take Wirtz off. #LFC (This usually means he will suddenly score a worldie)
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are the wurst thing that has happened to this world for some considerable time. Our end might provide some comfort to what’s left.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What a thunderbastard from Dom! REF WAS A THUNDERCUNT #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What song would you like Donald Trump to sing? It’s “Hello Dolly” for me. 👀
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No Mbaye. Good. Didn’t want the god-bothering Zionist anywhere near us. #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If this shit comes in 3’s…. ……Donny gotta be next.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We live in a world where Dolly Parton dies yet Donald Trump is still fucking breathing. Fuck this day.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Time to remodel the old Alexander-Arnold song, to “Alexander Isak- the striker in our team” Time to watch “Carry on Scoring” at Sid James park! #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At this rate #LFC will approach the Reform cunts for a right winger.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you’re flogging your house, do you make sure every room has been decorated with the finest materials, or do you go cheap on the lesser rooms? Sorry, just trying to figure out LFC’s transfer strategy….. #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A polite reminder. Last year we won the transfer window. The league is ours. #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Our transfer strategy feels like playing darts with Stevie Wonder. #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nous sommes scousers! #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1
goodlawproject.org
Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No one on their deathbed ever said “But what if the Barcola transfer doesn’t happen?” #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am going on strike until I get a move to #LFC.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When we were hunter gatherers we got rid of the type of people who now run the world. I blame farming.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We have also just signed Phil Collins, so no Jacquet required. #LFC
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Current #LFC transfer news!!!!!!
static.klipy.com
Tumbleweed Rolling
ALT: Tumbleweed Rolling
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What’s “get out of the way you fucking shitty cunt” in Spanish?
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Great. Now I have to give Rooney props.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina. Shithouses on the pitch. Shithouses off it. That’s cuntsistency.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good news. Football won the World Cup.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Simeone skies it. Fucking wonderful.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trump is the timekeeper.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There just might be a God after all. Get in Spain.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If Argentina win, I am leaving. I mean the fucking planet.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Merino was a bit sheepish there.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Come on Spain! This lot are a bunch of shithousers.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Waiting for ICE to arrest the kids. #FuckTrump
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tate’s arrested and Reform finally getting some scrutiny rather than sycophancy has been one ray of sunshine on a Sunday.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There’s only one party. The business party. Your Democracy is a fucking lie.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Naturally as a Scouser, I don’t usually give a shit about international football. However, to shut the racists up, there would be something quite delicious about getting to the final and winning with every goal scorer being black. (All right, Harry can have one as well).
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A young assassin Mike from Breaking Bad scores a crucial penalty for Spain there.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
£10 billion of our money in wasted PPE. Bet the Tax Payers Alliance are furious…….
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
People of Clacton, he has done fuck all for you, so now’s the chance to do something that will go down in comedy history (and rid us of a genuinely awful person). #votebinface
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How to tell if you’re getting old. UK no 1 record got broken. Haven’t heard the fucker.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Shit game apparently….
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