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DEATH THE KID!

@woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social
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BANG BANG BANG BANG, HAVE A NICE DREAM. (MUSE AND ADMIN ARE 21+)

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🌙 @imthegift.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
“Haaaa! You are asking too many questions, buddy.” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
[Kid just... walks out of the nearest fullbody mirror.] Wait, this isn't my office-- [Sees a very sick Eve.] ...My condolences for interrupting, ma'am! I shall be out of your hair momentarily! [Backing up towards the mirror again.]
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⛈️ @thabes.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
You are yourself, before you are any man's son. Remember that.
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
. . . I do need a reliable assistant. Keeping DWMA safe is up to the students and teachers and I, but. . . There are a few odd jobs around the academy that need some doing that I just cannot fit in the schedule. Pay can be negotiated, and jobs can be explained, questions ++
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
. . . I did not quite catch that, stranger. [The reaper would admit. It was a language he hadn't exactly studied, it felt more like ancient and forgotten demonic tongues than a language spoken by the masses. Pushing his reading glasses up the bridge of his nose gently, he looks over the other.]
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
[Once he manages to smooth out the sticking out strands and even tighten the topknot slightly, the Reaper retracts his hands, stepping back to see if that did anything.] ... Hm. Not exactly perfect, but you look at least less off kilter, no offense meant. [Dusting his hands off.]
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Hmm. . . I don't really feel comfortable referring to you as an object to be owned. But I think I see what you mean. You do odd jobs, then, yes? [He could use help with paperwork and sorting. . . Even though it's sensitive information, the death paperwork is so daunting at times for him to do it ++
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✧ 𝒜𝑴𝑰𝑨 @animatingfashion.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
pastelpalletes* just a reminder that mizuki is canonically trans. if ANY transphobes come across this account, i'm dropkicking you
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
((slow replies again i need to draw kid but im struggling so oughhe
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
((slow replies, i have therapy in like 30 mins lmfao ))
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[He's not sure if he believes her on that one. This whole interaction is confusing to him.] What do you do, then? I mean, if you're a businesswoman. [Probably nothing normal.]
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[Hold on, that's a LOT to process at once. How did she say a backwards E with her mouth. How did she know he was a child of... G0d(?)] How did you know my father is the current God Of Death? I'm to take his place. Soon I'll just be "Lord Death", but for now, I'm his son, Death The Kid. ++
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
((woke up to 30+ notifs. oughhhh.... /neg ))
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
You-- didn't do anything wrong, though. You're clearly not Kishin, you're just... different. It's not a bad thing in the slightest. If anything, I should be at fault for being so rude and-- [Hiccup. Ohh, that one was bile-y.] inconsiderate to your feelings. Here in Death City, as long as you ++
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
(( i have a canon divergent design for dtk i wanna draw but its late so tomorrow ill do it, when i have more energy <3 sorry for the wait, folks. ))
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
(( "or a secret third thing" is a funny phrase to me like girl wtf you hiding? ))
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
. . . I see your point. Perhaps if I. . . [Standing his tall, 7'3'' ass up from his desk, and rolling his chair to a side of her that would not cause his insane self to toss cookies.] [Sits back down. A deep sigh. Seems that did it.] I appreciate you not getting too upset. I am slowly ++
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[Peeking up. Is she a kishin or an anomalous being? Seeing her slowly spin kinda makes his stomach feel BETTER for some reason. Still not making eye contact.] Its more of the. . . fact that. . . you are more polygonal on one side, and more smooth on the other. [Watching her head & torso spin.]
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
No wonder I can't find love. I get puke-y when anyone with a unique design approaches. . . [Groans.]
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Hair gel, ah, I am quite familiar with such. . . When I stayed over at a friend's apartment, he uses more hair gel than anyone I've ever known. [Being so careful to gently smooth down the other's hair, humming.] If I had some on me, this would be an easily remedied situation. . . (💧)
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⛈️ @thabes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Can you still fight? Can you still complete your mission?
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[The attempt is... appreciated, and Kid scoots a bit closer, holy shit is he really that tall???] May I? I might be able to smooth it down a bit more. It's hard to smooth down hair, trust me, I've tried many times but it helps to have some help, you know?
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It's-- not... you, ma'am! I just-- I-- [Swallowing bile sucks. So bad. Oh god, it burns. But he's forcing every part of him to be normal. He takes a few deep breaths, and tries to realign his fucking chakras.] I have... crippling symmetry based OCD. I mean no rudeness, but you are-- ++
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[He knows that she's speaking to him. But he cannot make eye contact with someone so. . . uneven. Bile rises in his throat, as he wonders what he did to deserve such bad OCD.] Urk. . . I am fin--e..
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[AGGRESSIVE ORIGAMI FOLDING AT HIS DESK.]
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[Eye twitching at the ENAs he's seeing. He is about to have an OCD breakdown. Like that one time he ripped his test paper and passed out for 5 hours.] . . .
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— ƎNA !? @vacillati0n.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“Why is evewyone punching me so softwy today!? QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB!!” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]
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𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋. @pathofgrogoroth.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
𝗠𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗟 𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱, 𝐄𝐕𝐄. ————————— ( #oprp / #mvrp / #onepiecerp )
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— ƎNA ! @dreamybbq.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]
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— young man. @rain0fshadow.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
“When I contemplate the brevity of man’s life. I am indifferent to worldly things: how many are the days I spend in thought!” [ #SMTVRP #SMT5RP #SMTRP #MVRP ]
GIF of the protagonist of Shin Megami Tensei V.
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
My father was invited every year, but he was always too busy to go. . .Once I fully integrate into his role as a Shinigami, I'll maybe get invited. . .
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
(( "YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS", poncho you cant be doing this to me at 10pm
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[OCD is no joke. Though, I'm sure it's overly exaggerated in the series Kid is from, I'm sure something like that exists.] Forgive me if I insulted you. [Wringing thin, ring-wearing hands and trying so hard to make eye contact with this person. Don't stare at the hair. Stare at their face!!!]
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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ GOODBYE PAPA, PLEASE PRAY FOR ME. @dollysdaggers.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
No, no. It's-- more complicated than that. No, I am not judgmental or rude, or I try not to be at least. It's just. . . if things are not symmetrical, my brain decides to have a total field day and makes me freak out. I wish it wasn't like this, but... alas.
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[Standing back up. . . Adjusting his cravat.] I have a very particular Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I am working on it, but sometimes it overpowers my mind. Forgive me, sir.
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Making sure everyone goes to the right place after they die.
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
(( i need someone to fluster kido here because he can't pull on his own. he needs his weapons to wing-woman him. . .))
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
. . . [Staring at this guy. His face slowly contorting into a grimace.] H-Hair spikes. . .so asymmetrical. . . Egh. [Falls to his hands and knees, sputtering.] At least h-he is dressed respectfully!
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
(( i need to draw my headcanon dtk but he has broken horns and is really fucking tall and lanky...))
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IPPONGI . @yuuhitopknot.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ Leader of the ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙔𝙪𝙪𝙝𝙞 𝙏𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙊𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙣 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #ouendanrp #otorp #mvrp ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[Watching the timeline while he has a break from paperwork. . . He's having to hold back every ounce of his impulses to call out the asymmetrical people he sees. GRIPPING the arms of his chair.]
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
What would, erm. . . "sloppy style" entail? I've never kissed anyone before, let alone.... "sloppy style". [Those words make him feel a little queasy even hearing them come from his mouth.]
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Wants to be... what? [Squinting.]
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[. . . Staring at Demi-Fiend.] At least the markings are symmetrical. The hair could use some brushing. . . but... ahh. About as symmetrical as I've seen the past few years. . .
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PHANTOM @whims-of-fate.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
| temp pinned bc I cannot think for a moment of a good, under 60 second pinned video. |
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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
YOU THERE! [Pointing both fingers at (THE READER).] STAND UP STRAIGHT! YOUR POSTURE IS WORSE THAN SOUL'S! HIS POSTURE MAKES SHRIMP LOOK LIKE STRAIGHT LINES UNDERWATER!
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