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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 1h

Let me be clear: I am a principled feminist. If I saw a woman walking a man on a leash I wouldn't have cared. That's normal to me.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 1h

I gatecrashed an astronaut's birthday party

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Leah ProudLakota (she/her) @leahgazan.bsky.social · 7h

“Communities have a right to say yes under UNDRIP, but they also have the right to say no. The federal government is violating that right.” -MP Leah Gazan

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 2h

Honestly I could live without ever seeing him wrestle again because I'm more interested in seeing how he acts when he runs for the house or representatives or whatever

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 4h

In lieu of a 'da Yankees loooooose' clip here is my poor impression of Buck Martinez from last year

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 9h

I'm looking forward to Canadian Thanksgiving. My dad will ask me about recent dead wrestlers and I can be like 'did you hear El Hijo de Fishman piledrived a referee to death'

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 11h

The Arena's faked. You think those guys are getting killed? Really? It's just berry syrup and ham-acting.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 20h

Girl. Baby. Please listen to me. That is not your daddy dom that is KEVIN. You don't have to do these things. Where are your PARENTS

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 20h

Almost crashed my fucking car jsur now because I saw a man walking a woman on a leash into a mcdonalds

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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 21h

It's been eight days and let's check the scoreboard 1. Oct 7: Bezos calling it SI on Fox News 2. Oct 4: Elon says SI over and over 3. Oct 6: DOJ now uses SI in court filings and press releases Trump farts out an idea and it's oligarch and government gospel immediately.

Baier: The president says 'SI.' Are you into SI or AI?

Bezos: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.

SpaceX is a super intelligence company (Oct 4)

North Carolina man sentenced to 18 months in prison for super intelligence-assisted music streaming fraud

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 21h

Vulnerable people need that cocaine to have fun

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 22h

I've been learning all the new pokemon and my current favourite is the bunny wearing running shoes

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 07/10/2026

🎤 You’ve got to know when it’s Christmas Finish your wishlist Know when it’s Boxing Day And go to the mall You never count your presents When you’re sitting next to Santa There’ll be time enough for presents When the season’s done 🎶🎶

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 07/10/2026

They used to talk about the real issues on television

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I remember — literally — none of this. Not one second of it. Complete memory wipe.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 06/10/2026

My second favourite ad lib in all of music is at the end of 'You Don't Want Fuck With Me' when Ol Dirty Bastard quietly says 'don't ever think of my name as bad'

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 06/10/2026

My favourite ad lib in all of music history is when Iggy Pop says 'okay dollface come on and bore me' before the solo in I'm Bored and I d I would venture to say almost any song would be improved by it

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 06/10/2026

'Am I embarassed at all about the sex tape? Maybe a little. But ashamed? It's only a big deal if you make it one. I mean, I'm barely present in it. They grab me by my legs and shove me up a giant woman's ass and then you don't see me again.'

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 06/10/2026

All true Digger fans will be posting their Digger pose to social media to show their support for Digger.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 06/10/2026

Now, I don't think it's right to swat some 55 times for not liking Norm Macdonald. Swat them one time, maybe, just to scare them a little. Then a second time to let them know you're serious. Then a third time to show them there are consequences.

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This couple was swatted 55 times in 2 years over a post about Norm Madconald | CBC Radio

A Milwaukee couple was awarded a $575,000 US settlement from the city after armed police officers showed up at their homes 55 times in two years responding to bogus reports of violent crimes.

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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The last time I saw this many Yankee errors General Ambrose Burnside delayed his river crossing while waiting for pontoon bridges, allowing Confederates to fortify. He then ordered suicidal frontal charges against entrenched positions, resulting in over 12,000 Union casualties.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 06/10/2026

The Road to Wellville (1992). Anthony Hopkins at his loopiest portraying John Harvey Kellogg.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 06/10/2026

Today I went to the mall because I had nothing else to do in the middle of the day. At Spencer's Gifts they were selling t-shirts that had colourful slogans pertaining 'gooning' and 'edging', which I think means that stuff is on its way out. 🙏

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 06/10/2026

Can I say something without exposing myself to legal liability

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1981 / 1986 News @40yearsago.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[October 5th, 1986] The New Adventures of Jonny Quest airs the episode "Deadly Junket"

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 05/10/2026

People only see the stereotype and not the person 🥺🥺 who happens to be very tall and good-looking as well...

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 05/10/2026

My wife completely misunderstood the ad and thought she was talking about Wins Above Replacement. 'I think it's kind of inappropriate to imply women can't understand advanced baseball statistics.'

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 05/10/2026

Every 20 seconds they play an ad where Sydney Sweeney is naked and tells me about a website where you can bet on sports and not war.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 05/10/2026

Fantasizing about a hot Jesus: yet another emanation of medieval peasant-maxxing

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 05/10/2026

They just created a million Dennis Hasterts...

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 05/10/2026

It was a different time, much more conservative in a lot of ways. There was almost a climate of fear, where no one was brave enough to say 'I want to fuck the Adventure Time looking cat thing' even though we did, we all did.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 05/10/2026

You don't hear much about Vinicius, the mascot of the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, anymore.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 05/10/2026

[freddy mercury voice] communication in the file, it's in the JAV title 🎶🎶she's a campus queeeeeeen

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 05/10/2026

My wife has big meningitis scars that look like banana chips

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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: Maybe he didn't?

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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. Vamanos, amigos, he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 05/10/2026

To paraphrase Mitch Hedberg, I'd like to run the one non-participating McDonalds. Hope you like beds and couches!

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 04/10/2026

Not a coincidence that Serbia is the only country outside of the Middle East and North Africa that uses dinar as a currency. Which he is paid in, for his posts, at the troll farm.

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 04/10/2026

Read Settle? What the hell is that? Some kind of Serbian gobbeldygook?!

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 04/10/2026

'Happens all the time, no need for a big song and dance about it -- which is, quite literally, also something that happened to us the time we passed too close to the nebula that makes you sing and dance'

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 04/10/2026

When I was 17 I was in a Wonder Girls anti-fan group on Facebook where people would post pre-plastic surgery photos of them and talk about how nasty they looked and I had to take a really hard look at myself, like 'I don't really feel that strongly about this, I just think Tell Me is annoying'

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Per my wife's request @woebegonejabroni.net · 04/10/2026

We knew who he was when he started dressing like a Dick Tracy villain all the time

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