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WobblyCPA

@wobblycpa.myatproto.social
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 23/10/2026
MLK Jr looking peeved
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
Things we learned this week: 1) It is not uncommon for cats with diabetes to go into remission within 6 months of starting treatment. 2) When a cat is in hypoglycemic shock, you should give them karo syrup. 3) Vet ERs are insanely expensive. 4) As noted in his chart, our cat is a “sweet boy”.
Handsome creamy cat post hospitalization. “I lived, bitch.”
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
Appreciate any positive vibes you could send our way for this distinguished gentleman who is spending the evening in the vet hospital.
A handsome creamy orange cat with green eyes sitting in a brown leather chair and looking at the camera.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
Porky Pig as Friar Tuck
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
Mrs has her colonoscopy today. I’m the designated driver. She told me not to wait. “They’ll call you when I’m ready.” “Say less, dear.”
A glass of fresh-hopped IPA in a Roscoe’s pint glass next to a glass of soda water. Both glasses sit on a laminated plywood table in a sunbeam.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
I’m not sure about this geezer.
White three rail fence with two missing sections taped off with police tape
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
There’s a fence across the street from us that’s been damaged by falling tree limbs for some months. It’s not ours and I haven’t had time to do anything about it. Looked out the window this evening and it looks like we got a geezer / right proper cunt on the situation.
Geezer with tool belt working on a white three rail fence. It’s 6:30pm on a Friday. That’s no city worker.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
Obama hoisting a Guinness with a thumbs up.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026
Transphobe ass llama
Llama in Harry Potter themed costume
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026
Cat is living his best life. The windows are open for a nice breeze, and his humans are playing board games.
Cream orange colored cat sitting in the box top of a board game on a dinning room table.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 14/08/2026
Not pictured: cat taking pantry inventory
Pantry shelf with various boxes of pasta, oatmeal, etc. An orange cat lurks in the shadows behind the boxes.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 09/08/2026
Nearly at that moment.
(Sittin' On) the Dock of the Bay
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Otis Redding

When the Ship Comes In
Bob Dylan

Missed the Boat
• Video • Modest Mouse
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Little Black Submarines - Radio Edit [ra...
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The Black Keys

Holiday
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• • Video • Vampire Weekend

Jesus Walking On The Water
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Violent Femmes
RAM
•ll Uncle Albert/ Admiral Halsey - Medl....
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Paul McCartney, Linda McCartney

Southern Cross
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Crosby, Stills & Nash

The Crystal Ship
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The Doors

Mexico - 2019 Remaster lamac Taylor

ster • Paul McCartney, Linda McCartr
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 08/08/2026
It’s something along the lines of this.
THERE IS A SAYING THAT GOES: "THOSE WHO PLANT DATES DO NOT HARVEST DATES". THAT'S BECAUSE DATE PALM TREES TAKE 80 TO 90
YEARS TO BEAR THE FRUITS.
ONCE A YOUNG MAN MET AN OLD MONK PLANTING DATES AND ASKED: "WHY ARE YOU PLANTING DATES IF YOU KNOW YOU WILL NOT HARVEST THEM?"
WISELY THE OLD MONK REPLIED WITH A KIND SMILE ON HIS FACE: "MY SON, GO EAT A FAT DICK. THE YARD IS MINE AND I PLANT WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT."
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 05/08/2026
When you lose your democratic primary
Cartoon of “Cathy” yelling “ACK!” over and over.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 18/07/2026
Wobbly with that good air
Graphic showing an AQI of 26
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 18/07/2026
Drawing of a figure pushing another’s head into a body of water. Text reads: I forgive myself for past mistakes. I bathe myself in a river of compassion.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 16/07/2026
When only one of you has it, but you want to be supportive.
Wooden cuck chair next to a toilet in a public restroom. The floor is white tile and the walls are green tile.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 04/07/2026
My crossfaded ass walking into my town’s 4th Fest:
Black and white photo of John Lennon with an exaggerated funny walk with deep knee bends
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 04/07/2026
It is time.
Hand holding a button that says “Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore - John Prine”
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 04/07/2026
Came upon this t-shirt at a touristy gas station near a national park. It’s not the environment you’d expect to see an ironic statement, which leads me to believe someone ordered this thinking America and death “kicks ass”.
Grey t-shirt proclaiming “America 250 Years” with a skeletal Uncle Sam standing in front of the American flag. Script at the bottom denotes “Yosemite National Park, CA”
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 04/07/2026
The pussy / balls fan is elite.
Picture of a car console with the seat cooling fan on.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 01/07/2026
Cherry-Headed Conures of Russian Hill
Two Cherry-Headed Conures facing opposite directions on a tree branch against a blue sky.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 01/07/2026
Gulls! At Alcatraz!
Western Gull and baby Western Gull amongst yellow flowers.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 30/06/2026
High! At Alcatraz!
Park sign reading “Alcatraz Island” in white font on a brown background of wood.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 30/06/2026
The fuck you doing here, my man?
Information plaque for a California Ground Squirrel exhibit. At an aquarium.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 29/06/2026
Breathing that good air
Upward angle of coastal redwoods against a blue sky
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 29/06/2026
Bird shit
California Quail Barn Swallow
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 16/06/2026
My cat to yours
Distinguished older orange / cream cat lying down with his paws in front of him. He wants to discuss dinner.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 16/06/2026
I went here and everyone knew you.
Door that says “Naked Mole Rats” in it with a helpful outline.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 11/06/2026
Here he is with his mom.
Baby Bambi cuddled against his dead mother in the snow.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 02/05/2026
As I enter the final week of my 40s, I decided to do a proper porch session.
A can of Grains of Wrath’s Destination Funeral IPA, a glass with a skull on it containing said IPA, and a Marshall Bluetooth speaker all sitting on a teak table on my back porch.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 18/04/2026
So, got snipped yesterday. Everything went fine, but I’m not so impressed with their shaving skills. Got a bit of a Friar Tuck situation going on. My ballsack:
Porky Pig dressed as Friar Tuck with an annoyed expression.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 05/04/2026
This is not funny. Fascist dictators only do this when they’re contemplating using nukes.
@realDonaldTrump
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran.
There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
5.42k ReTruths 23.1k Likes
4/5/26, 8:03
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 28/03/2026
Oil (?) panting of Jesus stealing a dude’s fix.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 27/03/2026
Group chat is popping off this morning.
Photo of a watch on a white man’s arm. The watch display reads: “High End Gays (Touching Tips) - You have additional new messages.”
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 25/03/2026
Seems some soft bitch got their knickers in a twist @nowarbutclasswar@bsky.social
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*Deanna, no one will miss you. Take one for the team, you look really, really cool when you smoke. * ** Thanks for saying you use bad words in your bio so we know you're even cooler because of it.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 15/03/2026
Sign indicating fish viewing / fish ladder / powerhouse and spillway access / snack area are all on the first floor.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 15/03/2026
The gods punish me for my hubris.
Bowling scoreboard of just dogshit scores. I scored 100.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 28/02/2026
Been true for quite a while, but thinking about this again today.
Hand holding a button with the John Prine lyric “Your flag decal won’t get you into heaven anymore.”
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 28/02/2026
Someone is interested in ramen.
Cream / orange cat standing on its back legs with its front paws on top of a dining table.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026
DHS can eat my shit and hair.

7m ago 20.20 EST
US Department of Homeland Security reportedly asked social media sites to identify anti-ICE users
The US Department of Homeland Security has asked tech companies, including Google, Reddit, Discord and Meta, which owns Facebook and Instagram, to reveal the names, email addresses and telephone numbers of people who track or criticize Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the New York Times reports.
According to the Times, the companies have received hundreds of administrative subpoenas from the Department of Homeland Security recently, according to government officials and employees of the companies. Google, Meta and Reddit complied with some of the requests, government officials said.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 02/02/2026
Top Image titled “When I’m sick” and shows Simba sneezing while in his mother’s lap.

Bottom Image titled “When my husband is sick.” It shows Tim Roth’s character in Reservoir Dogs yelling. “Fuck you! I’m fucking dying here! I’m fucking dying!”
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 24/12/2025
I don’t know, chat. Not sure I’m gonna get a good reading off of that.
Temperature gauge set in the lid of a green Weber charcoal grill. The bottom have of the gauge is filled with water.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 22/12/2025
Trying to decide how I feel about this.
Can of a collab IPA from Grains of Wrath and Backwoods Brewing named “Six Seven”.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 27/11/2025
Someone approves of the turkey and is looking for additional samples.
Creamy orange cat on the floor by the dinning room table. His tail is curled around the table leg and he’s looking up hopefully.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 27/11/2025
Me doing the first temp check on the bird and it’s done and perfect: [James Brown voice] I wanna hit it and quit it! Can we hit it and quit it?!”
A glorious glistening reddish brown smoked turkey on a foil pan in a bullet smoker.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 27/11/2025
🎵She was an American Crow🎶
Picture of an American crow standing on a fence.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 26/11/2025
Floof smells turkey.
Fluffy orange cat stands on its hind legs against a kitchen island sniffing the air. On the island is a light blue and white igloo cooler in which a turkey was brined.
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 08/11/2025
Sort of like this (with accompanying key)?
Gas fireplace gas valve with key
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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 12/10/2025
Look what they did to our boy.
Big Bird hawking Romaine lettuce (Big Bird is printed on the packaging).
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