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Carly of Wizfuh

@wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social
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Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year.

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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Crazy how much my brain has stopped me from movement and lifting recently but I did it last night and had the best sleep of my life.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Though Kissco isnt my favorite Harry release, the whiplash that Counting Up Roses into Pop gives is PEAK cuz what do you mean we're going from an orchestral masterpiece about holding onto a relationship you may not be compatible for while craving real intimacy to basically a threesome anthem??
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Uhhh yeah so this ended up not working, but not because of me!!!!! 🤪
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Thought I'd start 2026 by being insufferable, go find my Dropkickd for some actual good pro wrestling commentary, ratings, and reviews.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This is still weirdly going?? Like I didn't talk to him for a week and went "lol my bad" and he was just like "lol idc anyways-"?? He's super nice and yaps as much as I do but this guy is either desperate OR really feeling whatever I'm throwing at him (i think it's the first one but time will tell).
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Finally got to buy RE:4 just in time for vacation AND the Requiem trailer??? Leon watch your ass cuz I'm coming for every pixel.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Bro I gotta stop crying every time my boss talks to me, he's just so nice and he's really the team dad
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Got assigned to a *mandatory* LLM training... like do they know who they assigned this training to? The anti-AI guy?
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Update- everything is fine but I just slipped with "that shit gargles balls" after he said he works 6 days in a row so I NOW may be cooked.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Went back on dating apps (🫰🤪🔫) and got a "you're so good to me" response after complimenting them for standing up to their boss. In sheer panic, I responded with "I'm genuinely not trying to impress you or anything" as a way to show I was chill but I MIGHT HAVE FUCKED IT UP!!!!
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A bunch of BTF episodes got mistakingly flagged by Spotify's AI so sorry in advance and you're welcome to whoever has to listen to 17 hours of pure fun and whimsy.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Update - not doing a craft and yap BUT I'm cooking up something fun ☺️
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Been eating salad at work almost every day for about 3 months and let me tell you... as a plus size person, it's weird to notice how people around you treat you differently when there's a perception of being "healthy".
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Here's my ideal buildup for the rest of this week for peak mess: 1. Katherine uses veto on Keanu. 2. Zach uses his $10k reward to get off the block. 3. Ava puts up Morgan and Lauren. 4. VINCE wins blockbuster. 5. 6 to 4 vote to evict Morgan, Zach is the evicting vote. #bb27
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I'M SCREAMING RACHEL REILLY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO ME
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Looking forward to putting non casual clothes on and wearing some form of makeup for the first time in a few weeks, I feel like an inflated sewer rat rn.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Well, an entire server shutdown has caused me to have two days off. Too scared to do a craft after ✨️the incident✨️ but I'll figure out something fun to do. But YIPPEE DAY(S) OFF!
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
He fucked around and got sent to the emergency vet in the NEXT STATE OVER at 1 IN THE MORNING 😭 (he is doing good - I'm just tired, coping, and sad we had to throw away his favorite blankie)
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Thinking about revitalizing my short-lived podcast career (i miss BTF so fuckin bad bro) by making a craft and yap show where I, well... craft... and yap.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
SPAGHETTI AND BUTTERED BREAD FOR LUNCH HELL YEAH!
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Just watched the most devastating JJK edit, I need to take the rest of the day off.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
No tuna salad at work.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
T-17 months until I am no longer indebted to my stepdad and will finally have him off my vehicle loan!! He's complained about cosigning on this damn loan for years but hasn't had to help me financially for anything. Dual accomplishment to pay it off on my own and finally cut him loose.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
In a meeting right now and I've found the crispy R voice final boss.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
BROOOOO TUNA SALAD AT WORK TODAY HELL YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The Phil Collins soundtrack to Tarzan made me feel a euphoria I had never felt before and probably never will again.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Proud to say I've only used an AI chat bot one time - I got very drunk and thought I was texting my friend via Snapchat about whether she thought Big Bird would've survived the Challenger disaster.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
*does not play Fortnite* *saw Cody skin and Miku Miku beam on Item Shop* *now plays Fortnite* I'M JUST A GIRL
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Am I a cornball for trying to make Wrestlemania weekend extra special for my friends because it's the first one without my grandpa and Im trying to cope, or am I just a girl with a special interest?
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Sent money for pizza for a meeting today and out of pure IMPULSE, wrote out "pizza time" in fucking EMOJIS in the memo. To senior leadership... for an introductory meeting. I'm gonna fucking jump i s2g.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I was talking to a coworker about wrestling recently, and this girl came over and said, "You do realize that's fake, right?" and she had this dumb look on her face like she did something unique. Congratulations queen, you outed yourself as dull and unoriginal. Get a new joke, Boringbob Shitpants.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I need to know the proportions to how the Metz ladies make their tuna salad for the sandwiches because I should not be gnawing at the bit over a stupid TUNA sandwich that's only available for one week every month but HERE I AM.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Mfer unmatched me after I said I didn't like milk in my cereal that the FUCK DUDE I DIDNT SAY YOU COULDNT HAVE MILK IN CEREAL
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
In an alternate universe, this is me at Drake's house immediately after that Kendrick performance. #SuperBowl
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Snacking on a Pop Tart and listening to the corniest country music to celebrate what would have been Shane's 32nd birthday. Happy birthday, my lover boy. I wish you were here 💚
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Got sad so I made a playlist of all my old favorite K-pop songs to try and feel something (it worked). I accidentally made it 6.5 hours.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My new favorite game is gonna be sending my Tumblr tags to my safe friends and having them guess who I'm talking about.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Really wish the podcast wasn't on indefinite hiatus cuz I'd be yapping about how obsessed I am with this kid that just makes Tiktoks of businesses turning their lights off.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Woke up this morning to the news that Hulk Hogan got booed at the RAW Netflix premiere.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Grandpa's dead and I cry every day but at least I got an additional $10 a week at work. Here's a picture of me giving myself time out at age 6.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
HELP my roommate put on the Charlie Brown Christmas movie and I don't have the heart to ask her to turn it off because my grandpa loved Snoopy but he died this morning so I'm just gonna hide and cry instead because I don't want to kill her Christmas spirit over my sadness.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Dedicating this day to my sweet love, Shane. I don't get to talk about him much anymore, so I look forward to these moments where I can reflect and cherish our short time together. You are important, and you deserve to be here. 02.03.1992-12.19.2010 💚
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Found a vintage Knickerbocker Grover and fighting the demons so hard to not bid on him.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
CORYXKENSHIN IS BACK???
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Posted this thread on Twitter due to the original photo being there, but I thought I'd share here, too. Just a friendly reminder that it's okay to still feel your grief over people you've lost, even after so much time has past. 💚
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Really trying to like Nicholas Chavez but he reminds me of this guy in my hometown that thinks he's the hottest man on Earth because he's tried every possible way to be noticed and one of his videos went viral on Tiktok four years ago. I'm sure Nicholas is a nice man 😭
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Got to the Shadow Cursed Lands in Baldur's Gate 3 and the hyena makes me cry every time I think of him. Wish I could've given him a good home where he doesn't get beat up and can be his best self.
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Happy Spotify Wrapped day to all who celebrate! Feel free to share yours, I love discovering new music! 🥰
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Carly of Wizfuh @wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If anyone is looking for mutuals, I always have space for you! ♡ baldur's gate 3 ♡ stardew valley ♡ resident evil ♡ cozy games (i.e. webfishing) ♡ big brother ♡ pro-wrestling ♡ DND ♡ yu yu hakusho ♡ Dress to Impress ♡ upcycle crafting ♡ LGBTQ+ ♡ plus size fashion ♡ cats #promosky
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