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Brian Winters

@wizardthyme.bsky.social
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Retired Army, professional smart ass. 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally PDF files need to be converted to fertilizer.

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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Mr. Peanut is tired.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
People should never be measured by wealth, but by the content of their heart and the will of their intellect.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Pictures from my final deployment in 2021 to Al Udied air base, I wonder if it's still there ?
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Been told I need to post my work. I've been doing amateur leatherworking, I'm not good, im just starting. Here is some of my practice work. Any constructive feedback would be appreciated.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A movie that takes place where your from.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Given the defense budget.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Walmart is selling MAGA sex toys now.
A combo package of magnifying glass and tweezers.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
BULLMOOSE 2028
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
We need another "Trustbuster" President. Bring back the Bullmoose.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The 3 a.m. ritual!
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Made a meme a little while back for this.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Both sold on Amazon, same pepper mix they use. Let's give them a taste of their own medicine.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Halloween El Paso Bar Crawl!!!! Meee how me noy!!!!!
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
These babies we have growing at my job. ❤️
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Pedophile Protection Program.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Ragatha reminds me of Molly Coddle from "Bump in the Night," a 90's claymation cartoon.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
His own words.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Then why did they celebrate Christmas?
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Apologize to the next generation. Earth will be fine. It's a planet. We're just killing most of the life on it, including ourselves.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Fun Fact! Most military body armor (while being fire resistant) doesn't do well against ignited fuel! Check with your local dumpsters for rags and bottles!
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Socialism for the rich, unregulated capitalism for the peasants.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I see your bet and raise 1 hooker with a heart of mold.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Mine today.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Orange Fuckface has to go.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I am proud of my service to this country. As the Army's birthday passed, I was reminded of the oath that I took and how I still believe in that oath to this day. With that in mind, I also wanted to share the Creed that a lot of us have taken, and some still carry in their hearts to this day.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
It's the MAGA mindset. They're so pathetically insecure about their own closeted homosexuallity and masculinity that they feel that they have to dominate and enslave. That's why the Republican party is filled with the most vile things that walk this earth.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
My baby Sable is in her gremlin phase.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
A little early morning meme generation, pick your favorite, if any.
An official picture of Joni Ernst with text that reads "some of you may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I got a baby kitty, meet Sable.
A cute black kitten
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Fashies get bashies.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Silhouette or a fat cat against a yellow background walking on a snake. Text says Oh Lawd He Treading
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
All that Starbucks and Avacado toast.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Reminds me of this comic panel from Preacher.
A man with black curly hair yelling at a white supremacist where his chin is.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Oh no! Some of my ammo spilled randomly onto the floor and formed this. What ever could it mean? 🤔
A random assortment of objects accidentally dropped that formed this pattern.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Since you lack any situational awareness, and since nuance in plane text seems to be a difficult thing for you to grasp, where did I start it? Was it when I was bashing Orange Fuckface?
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I believe the bible actually gives instructions on how to perform an abortion. And didn't god send the angels to kill all the firstborn sons of Egypt?
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I've got a meme for that! Sharing the meme, I'm not talking shit 😅
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Obama gear, too. I don't think they're officially licensed, but if Orange Fuckface wants to break the 22nd amendment then let's bring hope back to the WH.
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Something about buttery males?
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Brian Winters @wizardthyme.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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