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WizardShit

@wizardshit.bsky.social
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Well you know my name is Simon, and the things I draw come true.

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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Welp, gonna have to have one of those.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Yes. Because there’s a short window before they fossilize
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I can’t think of ANY way these delicious pieces of garbage would survive shipping.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I lived a block from it. Not great for my physique, but exquisite for my soul.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Yum Yums on magnolia and colfax
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I watched two sketch shows religiously in the 90s. Reruns of Python and Kids in the Hall. This hopefully explains a lot.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
New oldness
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
So it was written by Diane Warren (the villain behind everything Aerosmith has done since they got sober in the 90s) for Rod Stewart. How it ended up in the Trek universe….🤷‍♂️
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Watched this back to front many times over during paternity leave. I have SO MANY unprintable alternate lyrics to this song.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentines I made day.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Did y’all know I used to do Shakespeare for Granada TV in the 1970s a few years before I was born?
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I live near that jagoff groundhog. He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about half the time.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Me in 3.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I can lock all my doors. It’s the only way to live.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Another victim of the KCD. (Kira Character Development)
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Chin up, everyone.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This is mildly terrifying. I love it.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Man. I WORE OUT a VHS of this movie.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Samesies.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Presented for your valentimeses.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Happy love purchasing season. Going to post my 2024 Lord of the Rings Valentines collection over the next few days.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
About 20 minutes each morning in home room as I remembered what was due each day. I feel you.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
In the woods there grew a tree.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Lol
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’m making a playlist of songs that absolutely without fail WRECK ME. It’s just every version of Wichita Lineman ever recorded. open.spotify.com/track/3Egkmx...
open.spotify.com
Wichita Lineman
The Meters · Struttin' · Song · 1970
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Lord I love this movie. As an aging Appalachian Punk this film is easily a top five. I also love making move posters so expect this kind of shit.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Don’t forget the albums. Real solid.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’m forever making my own 🖍️ book.
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caitliwinx ⚔️🍂🪾 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Ok well, happy lunar new year! 🍊🧧🐍 #artsky
Drawing of a woman in a green dress holding an orange with a giant python wrapped around her
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
100% would wear.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Give in.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Went ranging north of The Wall yesterday.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’m just going to lean in and squeeze these tree trunks into jeans so skinny it’ll look like I’m wearing jodhpurs.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Honestly hadn’t even entered them into the chat cause of course they will.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’ll take one as I have none.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I think Costco might be the only place standing.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
These boots were made for swordplay.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Since I joined, BlueSky a few days ago, something I’m enjoying is going back through the nearly 1000 pieces on my Instagram and cherry picking the best stuff from the last 7 years of posts. Let me see how many more I like…..ok, this is it. Shit.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Niiiiiiiiiice
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’m game either way. Though Zooks would have a chain gun that shot hot sauce or something.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
47 would never walk barefoot to Canterbury for penance.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This is the exact energy he will bring.
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Zooks. Zooks all day. Although with the amount of eggs used on Taskmaster…..
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WizardShit @wizardshit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Everyone that’s followed me on here so far (that I don’t already know) have bios that say things like no tories, no AI, MAGA fuck off, protect trans kids, etc. I love you deeply and dearly.
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