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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

American Horror Story: Apocalypse because if I'm watching a show about boy wizards it needs Cheyenne Jackson asking and answering what if The Undertaker was hot.

A white man in a black hat and black clothes looks to the right. His hat partially shades his face.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I don't even know why we're arguing when both movies pale in comparison to Jean-Pierre Jeunet's Alien Resurrection.

Sigourney Weaver wraps her hand around Winona Ryder's chin and throat.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I clearly have time to lean and nothing to clean.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If you're mad at The Atlantic just remember that the owner, Laurene Powell Jobs, is pals with Ghislaine Maxwell.

A blonde white woman in a white swimsuit smiles at a brunette white woman in an orange bikini.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Well if that's how we're going to play the you've just been murdered game...

A woman looks at a greenish-hued corpse and smokes a cigarette. Monika from Nekromantik 2.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You need to learn the hair color spell from The Craft.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

If you see this, post a haunted house.

The Horseshoe Casino in Las Vegas, originally the MGM Grand, site of the 3rd deadliest high-rise fire in US history.

A casino interior. Chandeliers are overhead and a carpeted path is highlighted by red stripes. To the left are slot machines. To the the right are table games.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The truth about HFCS they don't want you to know

Charlton Heston yelling It's People! from the movie Soylent Green

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Calm down, buddy. Here have some paella.

A pouch of Uncle Ben's microwave paella.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Wishing everyone a delightfully unpleasant World Goth Day!

Horror host Vampira, a gorgeous woman with black hair and dramatic eyebrows kneels by a wooden coffin.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

EDC tactical fan, titanium and silk. I thought this was the most ridiculous tactical thing I could find, so of course I had to have it.

A Chinese hand fan. The fan is open showing the black material covered in gold speckles.

A closed hand fan. It is made of silvery metal with a green tassel. The tassel has a faux lavender jade charm.

Blue and gold brocade pouch for the fan. The drawstring are red ribbon with miniature antique coins for pulls.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Look at this asshole chewing holes in my sage.

A tiny green grasshopper on a green leaf. The plant is garden sage.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Good morning from Chia M3GAN. The top of her head dries out too fast and only the sides are growing.

A terra cotta bust of a girl. Green chia plants are growing from her hair.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

You and me both bluesky, you and me both.

A bluesky error. The message reads: Not Enough Resources

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Paddington: What did I teach you? President: Y-You are the... Duke of New... New York. You're A-Number One. Paddington: I can't hear you! President: Y-You... You are the Duke of New York! You're A-Number One!

A CGI bear in a striped shirt and hat. He is staring directly into the camera with a mean look on his face.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

You're one of those little fancy lads, aren't ya?

David Letterman in a black coat and flat cap is talking to a man in the foreground. The man has his back to the camera. A scene from the Chris Elliot movie Cabin Boy.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, I'm winning this war."

Al Franken as Stuart Smalley. A white man in a puffy blue sweater and yellow shirt. He has the annoying smile of a self-help guru.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

If you see this post a Dracula that ain't Dracula.

Two blond twins in nurse's uniforms pull down their surgical masks to reveal vampire fangs.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

No one needs to be in charge if everyone has a knife.

A brown faux-leather belt pouch for a knife. A hammer and sickle is embossed on the flap.

A folding knife. It is closed. The wooden bolster is inset with a red and gold star with a hammer and sickle.

The knife is open. Straight-point steel blade and swinguard.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I noticed two new totally human not at all fake followers skeet out the same post and there are at least six of these bots.

Screenshot from bluesky showing the same posts from two different accounts and the search term "life needs some sense of ritual"

The full post reads "Life needs some sense of ritual, and delicious food can always heal my mood and make the day more warm and fulfilling"

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Back room of your average Waffle House

A room with glowing walls. A black cabinet is open displaying human and alien skulls. It is the Yautja trophy room from the end of Predator 2.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I'm dumb as rocks and I know exactly what I want in a Spiderman movie

A movie poster for the fake movie Italian Spiderman. A man with a mustache and a domino mask is riding a motorcycle. Another motorcycle is pursuing him. A woman is dancing in the background.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

If you see this, post a bad woman you love. Or don't. I ain't your boss.

A lady cenobite with dead white skin, some of which has been flayed away to reveal the underlying muscle. A metal frame holds the flesh of her throat open in a manner I would describe as strongly vaginal. Her eyes are black and the bridge of her nose and both cheeks are pierced.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

The Scorpion, a traditional knife of the Tacticool people.

A black fixed-blade knife. Modified tanto-point with a nylon-reinforced handle. The handle is at a 45°angle to the blade.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Scrying mirror made from an old Wilson Sporting Goods pocket watch.

A cheap metal pocket watch with an antiqued brass finish. The watch glass is painted black on the inside.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

It's simple. We suck off the Batman.

Heath Ledger as the Joker. A man in disheveled clown makeup looks at the camera, his tongue slightly protruding like he's licking his lips.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Wife left the backdoor open and a pigeon came in, ate some cat food, and just hung out for a bit.

A pigeon is gripping the top row of some faux-wood vertical blinds.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

October 4th, V/H/S/Beyond, the brand spanking new addition to the franchise. Mitch Horowitz shows up in the mockumentary wrap-around and all the tapes were hits in my book. Loved it.

Title card for VHS Beyond. A silhouetted figure stands in the mouth of a skull.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

Geena Davis doing the shot glass trick in The Long Kiss Goodnight

Geena Davis in the Long Kiss Goodnight. She is holding a shot glass.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

October 2nd, Oddity. A blind psychic with a shop full of cursed antiques seeks to avenge her sister's murder.

Title card for Oddity. A platinum-haired white woman sits with her hands on a table. Below her in a mirror image is a wooden man in the same pose.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

Like New Orleans has Marie Laveau, Las Vegas has its own patron saint, Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel. People still see him walking around the Flamingo, keeping an eye on his casino.

A monument of rough, desert-colored bricks mark the spot of the original Flamingo Hotel. There is a bronze plaque with a picture of the original hotel and of it's creator, Benjamin " Bugsy" Siegel.

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Reynard Muldrake @wizardbeef.bsky.social · 03/10/2024

October 1st, All You Need is Death. This flick is wild and "Love is a knife with a blade for a handle" is a banger tagline. If you like ancient curses and the shady world of wealthy folk music collectors I got just the thing.

Title card for the movie All You Need is Death

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