kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 25/08/2026a jubilant lad like himself will float gracefully with ease in the most torrid of waters 110
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 22/08/2026armed and dangerous with a used chisel set from the local library 021
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 13/08/2026PLAYING SOUND ON YOUR PHONE OUT LOUD IN THE COURT HOUSE??? 100
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 07/08/2026replaced my squealing serpentine belt and now it's ✨ worse ✨ 000
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 03/08/2026yayayay everyone put their hazards on on the wet highway yay yippee 010
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 27/07/2026package delayed from tonight to an unknown time tomorrow this is IT for me it's all over 010
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Gay server gave us 3 gays a round of drinks for free happy pride 010
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 14/06/2026you could shut it off. then when you opened the lid it automatically turned back on. due to the lack of an on button. also it was blue screening like every 7 minutes but it rebooted really fast so it was fine. 010
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 14/06/2026interacted with a laptop that didn't have an on/off button today 010
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 13/06/2026new uniqlo pants set off TSA's crotch detector. that or my transsexual swag has grown too powerful this pride month 010
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 12/06/2026when I am at my lowest it always comes to lift me up: Homestuck Game Project Kickstarter Update 120
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Zoë the anguish in these tweets are literally so funny 100
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 17/04/2026filing an OSHA complaint about having my likeness fed to an AI image generator 000
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 17/04/2026been joking that i'm leaning into living like an ascetic monm but I looked up with ascetic actually means and it turns out that's just True 110
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 23/03/2026You Can't Make A Tomlette Without Breaking Some Greggs 010
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 04/03/2026trader joes bootstrapping me into learning how to cook because they keep putting glass and also listeria into their food 000
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 04/03/2026we're going to be so overloaded with coffee beans now jack!! 110
Reposted by kyle!chip eater lore @loreothy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026humiliating moment last night when i inadvertently revealed that i had been listening to Spring Peepers White Noise and not music as the house assumed 3121
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 25/02/2026who needs dinner when u have tjs sour scandinavian swimmerrrrs 020
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 18/02/2026old baby has been loud as fuck at 7am and 12pm and 3pm and 12pm and 2am this month 000
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 14/02/2026stop asking me what i'm up to. the only thing I do now is think about how old my cat is. 120
kyle! @wizard-toads.bsky.social · 12/02/2026curious when i'm going to be able to stop acting like a shivering chihuahua when meeting new people. it seems to be maybe never? 000
