WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Meanwhile, at your capitalist corporate job, you work really hard and generate extra production and money for the company, and they give that extra money to shareholders instead of you, who actually did the work. Must be socialism! 141
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is it that every progressive policy proposal can be killed by saying "sure that would be good, but what if there was someone who didn't like it or thought it was unfair?" 4400
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If the punchline of every sketch is "monkey wearing sunglasses" it will have been worth it 031
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Maybe not that she would be extremely successful, but probably that she wouldn't resist any of the deliberate rightward shift in tone and coverage 120
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Understanding that capitalism is leading the world to destruction isn't exactly the same as believing it's inevitable, but it does feel like our options are running low 000
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Why not both? If billionaires have slightly less money so other people aren't destitute, so be it! I don't care about their feelings, they clearly don't care about mine. 210
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026But some people are way richer than others so, like, let's start there. 420
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's great that throughout the movie, Coyote is still an asshole whose only goal is to kill and eat the roadrunner and we never lose sight of that even though there are bigger villains. 080
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Well easy, that's exactly why they just won't do any of that. 020
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Not to be all "The Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear" but uhhh.... 1200
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You haven't experienced music until you've unfolded and read the entire newspaper included inside Jethro Tull's Thick as a Brick. 010
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I really believe so much of it boils down to "my lib sister was kind of mean to me about wearing a mask, so I'm fascist now". 010
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The recommendations were not followed by actual policy makers, but they were socially enforced by the most annoying liberal in every MAGA voter's life. 022
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Don't forget at the same time he was making the purchase, he was also pushing the media coverage of the "twitter files", asserting that the Biden admin asking Twitter to curb COVID disinfo was the worst free speech violation ever. Blocking the takeover would be seen as retaliation 000
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Because once you have $300M, all you want is $400M. 040
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I had never considered that Fripp wouldn't be the Wario in his pairing scenario but here we are. 010
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026*as long as the president is a Republican, of course. D presidents are illegitimate by default. 010
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026They have discovery zone now it's just taken the form of trampoline parks 030
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The worst is when they have the hold music that's crackly and fades in and out to try and convince you that your connection is bad so you hang up. That's not the connection, it's the recording. 020
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Well when the boss says "we're an AI-first company now, find a way to use it, we're tracking user metrics", you are forced into that perilous cross-section. 030
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Definitely need the psychedelic pooping dog on a shirt 110
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Now I need to know each character's go-to Sheetz order 000
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If all the votes were counted overnight (and Republicans lost) they would just manufacture the opposite outrage. "You can't possibly expect to have an accurate count that quickly!" 010
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Maybe the anxiety isn't driven by fuzzy nostalgia, and it's that people can see plainly the massive increase on inequality and a wealthy class that increasingly indicates they do not abide by any social contract? 060
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The main difference being that solar/wind farms would actually provide tangible benefits to the community, and (assuming they are subsidized by some sort of govt program) would be answerable to democratic pressure in a way it seems these corporate money-powered data centers are not. 2201
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It's going to be awful and it won't just be Fox it will be everywhere. Kirk x1000. They're going to be trying to get everyone fired from their jobs for not being sad enough in public. 000
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026As long as things get better for the rich and stagnate for the rest of us, while we're told how ungrateful we are, yeah we'll be unhappy. 170
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026We've loved her since she gave the dogs haircuts swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...swanboy.comSwan Boy Texts His MomVisit the post for more. 1121
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Thanks for the info. I already read the news though. What are you going to do about it? 030
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026And funding political candidates who want to strip funding and legal rights from universities. 100
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026If only people in positions of power would do something about it :( Oh wait that's you, Liz!! Remove him or you're complicit! 000
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The answer is All Star why is this even being debated 010
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Rich guys famously never take bribes, only poor guys 020
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Unfortunately I've never seen anyone's greed decrease with an increase in income. There's always more to be had 030
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It's a shame to see factions form around it when the 2 sides are basically "gathering data is an essential part of guiding policy" vs. "the way data is presented can be misleading, often intentionally", and those are both true statements. 120
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Literally heard Your Hand in Mine in a sporting goods store the other day and stopped in my tracks 020
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Lol Brooks is a huge reason we're here. Thanks bud 000
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Because they should have done that 2 years ago but they assumed Democrats would win the election and it wouldn't matter 000
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026By contrast, Quark is from the species that hates being a bartender but he loves it anyway. 1400
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026But then the government's friends might not make as much money :( :( :( 040
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard live in Newport, KY 2024 150
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Paranoia about Freemasons is not anywhere near the same as having hard evidence that our president and his friends were involved in sex trafficking. 000
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Apparently Philly speak is somewhat mutually intelligible with Pittsburghese, it's like Spanish and Portuguese. 010
WIZARDD HAT @wizard-hat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Interesting single, a bit of a less instrumental direction for them maybe? Can't wait to hear the rest of this record. 010
