iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There are two guards guarding two paths. One only tells the truth, and the other likes big butts. How will you proceed through the Mix-a-Lot Maze

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Could I defeat every Catholic saint in 1v1 combat? Yeah. Probably. And I think thats beautiful.

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bethesda has revealed that Elder Scrolls 6 will have Top, Bottom and Switch options in the character creator and they will have massive consequences throughout your playthrough

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

*crafting a normal blade* Wow, this rules. I love making blades *crafting a demon blade* Ah shit. Fuck. Aughhhh

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Incorrect, they are casting a foul spell. Without reactive defensive magic you will perish

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Artisanally crafted webpages like the forums of old. A return of geocities pages. A beautiful internet waiting beyond the AI rubble.

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I love their matching pink scuba suits

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The scales must be balanced. Cmon. Do it.

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It's always wild when academics rally behind some stupid racist who gets fired for being a stupid racist as if normal people don't get fired for literally no reason and also their stupid racist shouldn't be breathing, let alone working in academia

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Listen, a man may seek a noble pursuit, simply looking for a spiritual successor to the videogame Mr Mosquito, and yet he may find only a porn game. This is not his sin.

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Future TV Pitch: A reality show where different alien species try each others drugs and just have a real good time

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Exactly how I want to live my life

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

One of my favorite genres of reddit post is a guy in a hobby/fandom subreddit posting about how he is getting divorced and how he can now buy more guitars or drink his Tool Wine

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Going COVID social distancing for facials is wild

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Was gonna make a joke about how there's no Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series OCs but I checked and there totally are. Would've been so embarrassing if I had posted that without proper fact checking

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

*watching The Odyssey in 70 mm* Damn this shit is small. This fuckin sucks.

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

She is using the little wooden coaster I made as a pillow

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

*Clinton voice* Sure people may enjoy Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey but what they really want is some Normalcy restored to politics

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Trying to explain Schrodinger's Cat: Ok so it's like how you don't know if the Strait of Hormuz is open or closed until you check the news that day

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Wild that the writers kept teasing Mitch McConnell's death and instead gave us Lindsay Graham outta nowhere

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Just a girl and her Linux mini-pc

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Yes, I am the YouTuber who has become horrifically famous from my video 'Bi-ker Mice From Mars? Are Those Mice All Bi? Maybe' with a runtime of 7 hours and 19 minutes as an artistic nod towards Satantango, NOT THAT ANYONE NOTICED

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

This dude looks like he would play Danny DeVito's role in a local musical production of Matilda

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

When a friend tells me a good joke

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Hikari hitting the jackpot in the anime and it starts playing the tiktok charlie kirk meme song

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Every once and awhile I get real sad and stupid in a particular way and this time it led to me finding out someone did an ASMR video about my murdered neighbor and I really really hate it.

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Palmer Luckey is 33??? How does he look like that

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

It's so funny that Ben Shapiro is 42 but he just gives the energy of the middle school backpack nerd and now his shitty media empire is failing because his BFF wanted to make racist Lord of the Rings and nobody watched it

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

So funny to do this in America where first off we know who the president is rn and like I'm a random dude and I have a distinct memory of the place I worked having a shooter alert and I grabbed some shitty scissors and just figured I would do what I could, who cares, fuck off

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It is truly wild to me that Dorohedoro exists because it feels like it was made to specifically appeal to me in a way that almost no other media does. The mix of metal aesthetics and gore/violence and just tons of likable characters being friends with each other is too good.

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

The absolute lack of crowd noises is so funny

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Idk if I've seen this guys face before, but I feel like I would have remembered considering he looks like Dirlewanger's grandson

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

A John Wick style revenge action movie but the inciting incident is some aliens abducting a cow.

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

JD Vance's new book really does beautifully portray his conversion to Catholicism, which occurred after nazi teens in his group chat sent him epic memes from Crusader Kings

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

A wise man would simply shit directly into space

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Who gave the vegetables glass in the first place

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

You sit down in the theater for Dune 3. A Star Wars title crawl begins: Somehow, Duncan Idaho returned.

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Just learned that Grammarly's company renamed to Superhuman. Really, every CEO that got successful on an app that just does something normal like autocorrect saw an LLM and thought, "I am god of this world".

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Nice to see the Hunt Down the Freeman main character got work again with Crimson Desert.

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Seems like this is absolutely the worst time for billionaires to insist that they aren't meaningfully human, and are only machines programmed to suck up and hoard wealth but ok

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

They put the large man in tiny little glasses for me, specifically

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Fool, I have already depicted myself as the Chad Chicken, and you as the Virgin Hypnotist

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Surprised that Papa Johns is using Google AI instead of Grok, for that authentic Papa John racism

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Derek @wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Newsom talking to Ben Shapiro, a guy no Republican cares about anymore, just to tell him how much he likes ICE. His comms team has to be fuming.

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