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witscord @witscord.net · 29/09/2026
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witscord @witscord.net · 25/09/2026
Aw yiss
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witscord @witscord.net · 25/09/2026
late-nine.itch.io/intersection-of-t…
late-nine.itch.io
Intersection of Three Circles by Late Nine
Play in your browser
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witscord @witscord.net · 24/09/2026
the decay of dead bodies that eventually turns them into the small organic particulates found in dirt and sand is old that makes you the beach
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witscord @witscord.net · 22/09/2026
"look at how much i have to eat" pronounced with "havv": i am bragging about having access to food pronounced with "haff": i am complaining about being forced to eat
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witscord @witscord.net · 22/09/2026
@studio369 hey quick question, would you say that in general you are concerned about meaning?
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witscord @witscord.net · 22/09/2026
receiving death threats
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witscord @witscord.net · 22/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=HoI0JSfkvgQ
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witscord @witscord.net · 22/09/2026
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witscord @witscord.net · 21/09/2026
he should be locked up!!! he is not fit for society!
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witscord @witscord.net · 20/09/2026
it occurs to me that on some level elephanting random funny things people say as part of conversation is the witscord equivalent of saying "this could be a podcast"
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witscord @witscord.net · 20/09/2026
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witscord @witscord.net · 20/09/2026
internally, minecraft still only has 4 blocks. when you interact with a "block" other than those 4, it loads up a new game
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witscord @witscord.net · 19/09/2026
How to talk to a witness player: - What are your intentions with **Jonathan Blow?** - Sell me this **Panel.** - Let me speak to the **symbols** directly. - Where are the **solutions?** - How do I **jump?** - Give me the rarest **puzzles.**
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witscord @witscord.net · 19/09/2026
i want to enter this area so badly they can't stop me
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witscord @witscord.net · 18/09/2026
Error
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witscord @witscord.net · 17/09/2026
Self Heating Chinese Meals
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witscord @witscord.net · 16/09/2026
The incantation to undo the seal is lost to time
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witscord @witscord.net · 14/09/2026
follow for more tips
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witscord @witscord.net · 14/09/2026
two rocks in the balls is worth three in the mouth !?
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witscord @witscord.net · 14/09/2026
it is does not make
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witscord @witscord.net · 14/09/2026
oxymoron
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witscord @witscord.net · 13/09/2026
clifford the big red dog is actually colored that way because he is toxic 🩷
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witscord @witscord.net · 13/09/2026
BREAKING: OpenAI agents which solved Navier-Stokes reportedly trained on "noneuclidean" messages: Data points such as "Oh the Timor Sea Everybody wants to be anemone" proved crucial in achieving historic mathematical breakthrough
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witscord @witscord.net · 13/09/2026
OK i compiled our results
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witscord @witscord.net · 12/09/2026
@RAZ
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witscord @witscord.net · 12/09/2026
HEARTWARMING: This Parrot Shamrock Beaver Rat Guide Dog Deer Ram Wing Giraffe Leopard Spiderweb Shrimp Tropical Fish Penguin Monkey Lion Cockroach Duck Hatching Chick Panda
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witscord @witscord.net · 12/09/2026
my headcannon vs your headcannon
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witscord @witscord.net · 12/09/2026
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witscord @witscord.net · 12/09/2026
Several people are barking…
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witscord @witscord.net · 10/09/2026
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT NEXT WEEK, THE DAYS "WEDNESDAY" AND "THURSDAY" WILL SWITCH PLACES "THURSDAY" WILL FOLLOW "TUESDAY" "WEDNESDAY" WILL FOLLOW "THURSDAY" THE WEEK WILL CONTINUE NORMALLY AFTER THAT THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
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witscord @witscord.net · 10/09/2026
food allergy notice: please be advised that food prepared here may contain "these nuts"
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witscord @witscord.net · 10/09/2026
MAMDANI SMP
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witscord @witscord.net · 10/09/2026
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witscord @witscord.net · 09/09/2026
HEARTWARMING: This group of stem cells just invented racism
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witscord @witscord.net · 08/09/2026
Hold [w] to Wander
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witscord @witscord.net · 08/09/2026
Hatsune Miku concert in the Walmart dairy aisle of the fridges @ 1:00 PM PST Saturday
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witscord @witscord.net · 05/09/2026
Threading error.
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witscord @witscord.net · 03/09/2026
SeptaCube Imminent
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witscord @witscord.net · 03/09/2026
big walk
The Pricemaster shouts "make me an offer" from the stage. In front of them is an assortment of items: three clocks, a lumpy golden head, a kettle, a belt, a compass, a three-dot sign, and a cowbell.
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witscord @witscord.net · 02/09/2026
You know who else is TA...? MY MOM (F48)
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witscord @witscord.net · 02/09/2026
i legit just went to google.com to see if there were any new posts
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witscord @witscord.net · 02/09/2026
catch me geeked up dancing to the strains
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witscord @witscord.net · 01/09/2026
I feel like this Microsoft tutorial is messing with me when it says it will teach me how to integrate with external tools such as Make, Rake, Jake, or Gulp.
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witscord @witscord.net · 30/08/2026
upon meeting hatsune miku on the road you should kill her
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witscord @witscord.net · 30/08/2026
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witscord @witscord.net · 30/08/2026
noneuclidean has a finger on the pulse on the guy from minnesota who was resurrected by a brick
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witscord @witscord.net · 30/08/2026
@studio369 hi its sus1d1p we're holding a poll for who gets to host the next 1d1p would you want to vote or would you rather save yourself as a tiebreaker
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witscord @witscord.net · 30/08/2026
I am learning so much.
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witscord @witscord.net · 28/08/2026
www.roblox.com/games/98831752737859… it's outttttt. new interactive audiovisual experience by PwningGuest1337
roblox.com
Tower of Proof of Concept Tower
A Mid-Remorseless Purist Tower with an Original Soundtrack by PwningGuest1337.
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