witscord @witscord.net · 25/09/2026late-nine.itch.io/intersection-of-t…late-nine.itch.ioIntersection of Three Circles by Late NinePlay in your browser 000
witscord @witscord.net · 24/09/2026the decay of dead bodies that eventually turns them into the small organic particulates found in dirt and sand is old that makes you the beach 000
witscord @witscord.net · 22/09/2026"look at how much i have to eat" pronounced with "havv": i am bragging about having access to food pronounced with "haff": i am complaining about being forced to eat 033
witscord @witscord.net · 22/09/2026@studio369 hey quick question, would you say that in general you are concerned about meaning? 000
witscord @witscord.net · 20/09/2026it occurs to me that on some level elephanting random funny things people say as part of conversation is the witscord equivalent of saying "this could be a podcast" 000
witscord @witscord.net · 20/09/2026internally, minecraft still only has 4 blocks. when you interact with a "block" other than those 4, it loads up a new game 000
witscord @witscord.net · 19/09/2026How to talk to a witness player: - What are your intentions with **Jonathan Blow?** - Sell me this **Panel.** - Let me speak to the **symbols** directly. - Where are the **solutions?** - How do I **jump?** - Give me the rarest **puzzles.** 001
witscord @witscord.net · 13/09/2026clifford the big red dog is actually colored that way because he is toxic 🩷 000
witscord @witscord.net · 13/09/2026BREAKING: OpenAI agents which solved Navier-Stokes reportedly trained on "noneuclidean" messages: Data points such as "Oh the Timor Sea Everybody wants to be anemone" proved crucial in achieving historic mathematical breakthrough 000
witscord @witscord.net · 12/09/2026HEARTWARMING: This Parrot Shamrock Beaver Rat Guide Dog Deer Ram Wing Giraffe Leopard Spiderweb Shrimp Tropical Fish Penguin Monkey Lion Cockroach Duck Hatching Chick Panda 000
witscord @witscord.net · 10/09/2026PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT NEXT WEEK, THE DAYS "WEDNESDAY" AND "THURSDAY" WILL SWITCH PLACES "THURSDAY" WILL FOLLOW "TUESDAY" "WEDNESDAY" WILL FOLLOW "THURSDAY" THE WEEK WILL CONTINUE NORMALLY AFTER THAT THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 000
witscord @witscord.net · 10/09/2026food allergy notice: please be advised that food prepared here may contain "these nuts" 021
witscord @witscord.net · 08/09/2026Hatsune Miku concert in the Walmart dairy aisle of the fridges @ 1:00 PM PST Saturday 001
witscord @witscord.net · 02/09/2026i legit just went to google.com to see if there were any new posts 000
witscord @witscord.net · 01/09/2026I feel like this Microsoft tutorial is messing with me when it says it will teach me how to integrate with external tools such as Make, Rake, Jake, or Gulp. 000
witscord @witscord.net · 30/08/2026noneuclidean has a finger on the pulse on the guy from minnesota who was resurrected by a brick 000
witscord @witscord.net · 30/08/2026@studio369 hi its sus1d1p we're holding a poll for who gets to host the next 1d1p would you want to vote or would you rather save yourself as a tiebreaker 000
witscord @witscord.net · 28/08/2026www.roblox.com/games/98831752737859… it's outttttt. new interactive audiovisual experience by PwningGuest1337roblox.comTower of Proof of Concept TowerA Mid-Remorseless Purist Tower with an Original Soundtrack by PwningGuest1337. 000