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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Dude is on every podcast, talk show, and convention circuit known to man. He literally went to SPACE just 4 years ago. You'd need to be in witness protection to not know he's alive.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Trump starts a war, begs seven countries for warships, gets rejected by all of them, and is mocked by Iran. When Republicans are ready to call Ticketmaster, I'll gladly buy front row seats to what is turning into world's biggest apology tour.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

She'll keep her government healthcare too. The kind that's comprehensive and affordable. The kind they vote against giving to you while calling it "socialism." Funny how government programs are only bad when you're the one who might benefit.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Most union pensions require 20+ years to vest. Republicans spent decades destroying those pensions. But their own pension? Five years and you're golden. Almost like they know these programs work great... for them.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

So at 62, she'll start collecting a government pension for life. You know, that thing Republicans say creates "dependency" and kills the work ethic. But when THEY get one after 5 years? That's different, apparently.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Marjorie Taylor Greene just retired from Congress after exactly 5 years. Congrats to her! That's also the exact amount of time needed to qualify for a congressional pension. What a wild coincidence.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

As a white Gen X guy, I'm flattered you think we're competent enough to ruin everything. But 46% of women voted for Trump without our help. Maybe the problem is more complicated than your astrology chart of blame?

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

And you know who especially seems to not like women? Women. People seem to forget that 46% of women voters saw the birth control ban, forced pregnancy platform, and sexual assault allegations and said 'yeah I'm good with this.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I don't know. Maybe the person listened to what he said, evaluated it, and in that person's estimation came to the conclusion they were intelligent.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Thanks for clarifying. I thought you were gonna say it needs a 7.3-month sabbatical and can sunshine back in by mid-July.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Remember when the GOP had a stroke over the cost of Michelle's garden? Now Trump builds a $250M gold ballroom that looks like a dictator's toilet, and the "fiscal conservatives" are silent. Guess "heritage" means wasting money, as long as it's tacky as fuck.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

So, Confederate statues are sacred, but the White House isn't? The end result of Trump bulldozing it is going to be the birth of something that looks like what happens when a tacky Vegas casino fucks a dictator's palace.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying” (#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song. But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 09/10/2025

you'd think a prominent news outlet like the New York Times might mention that "antifa" isn't an actual organization in a long story about antifa, but nope! and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate

NYT headline: "Rutgers Expert on Antifa Tries to Flee to Spain After Death Threats"

subheadline: "Mark Bray was teaching courses on antifascism. Turning Point USA accused him of belonging to antifa, which he denies. His flight to Spain was canceled abruptly on Wednesday night."

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

NASA called. Apparently she's discovered a new form of matter that exists between solid, liquid, and 'fuck you I'm not moving

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

"The exact moment I realized my medical degree means nothing to my family and I'm just 'good boy' who does tricks at Thanksgiving"

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

"My therapist said I need to be more welcoming to new people but honestly this bitch is sitting in MY spot"

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Job hunting and I'm editing cover letters in text boxes the size of postage stamps. Can see three words at a time. Typos are theoretical. Formatting is a prayer. Somehow supposed to convince them I'm thorough and professional. The sheer audacity of the disrespect is almost inspiring.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Brain at 2am: "Let's process every humanitarian crisis simultaneously." Brain discovering no Cinnamon Toast Crunch: "DEFCON 1. ABORT ALL OTHER CONCERNS." Apparently my hierarchy of needs goes: air, water, cinnamon-sugar crack squares, then maybe giving a shit about world peace.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

These things look like someone hit "randomize" on the rodent character creator and just went with it. Nature really said "what if we made a guinea pig but gave it existential dread" and called it a day.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

This cat looks like he just got back from a spiritual retreat and realized none of it worked. Those eyes have seen the void and the void was disappointing.

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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

This was once a flashpoint of Republican outrage. For, like, ten years.

Armed Border Patrol agents take young Elian Gonzalez into custody for deportation.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

This dog achieved the impossible—falling asleep mid-existential crisis. That face says "I've seen things, man" while the body says "but also nap time." He's melting into that bed like he just got home from a 12-hour shift at the anxiety factory. Peak surrender energy

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

This dog looks like he just remembered he left the stove on, forgot how to breathe, and discovered the meaning of life—all at the same time. Those teeth are doing their absolute best with the hand they were dealt. 12/10 would die for him.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

This is my 'I know exactly what you did with that empty tuna can' face. We need to talk.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Cocktail is actually more than flair bartending. It's about ambition vs. authenticity. Brian must choose between his mentor's cynical, transactional philosophy and genuine connection. The flashy tricks are the surface; underneath, it asks: can you chase the American Dream without losing your soul.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

For context: Portland's 'war zone' has 47 breweries, a donut shop shaped like a pink box, people upset about single-use plastic, and more dispensaries than Starbucks. The most violent crime is someone cutting in line at Salt & Straw. Deploy the SEALs!

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

So, Trump calls Portland 'war-torn' and wants to send in troops. Seriously? I mean, Portland's Whole Foods has a meditation room. The most dangerous thing there is a guy on a unicycle without a helmet.

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Marko Silberhand @markosilberhand.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

. THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . . ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ .

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Fun fact: 46% of women voted for Trump. So either half of all women are actually white men in elaborate disguises, or your 'blame white male dudes for everything' theory just sprung a pretty massive leak.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

-A living wage -Guaranteed healthcare -The right to join a union -The right to vote -The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family -The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence These are the foundations of real freedom.

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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

How many are going to lose healthcare? 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Just trying to imagine the outcry if the genders were reversed in this cartoon with the man referring to his girlfriend as the equivalent of an animal, specifically a dog.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

"You can't make me wear a mask! This is America!" Says the same people who are totally fine with federal agents wearing masks while arresting citizens COVID mask to protect health = tyranny Government mask to avoid accountability = patriotism The hypocrisy is fucking breathtaking.

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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

When ICE agents look like this, it is ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE for state and local law enforcement to step in and demand they identify themselves and show judicial warrants before detaining anyone from an immigration court. Democratic mayor and governors can take action on this.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

This hits hard.

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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

When you're trying to be a fearsome apex predator but your mom still makes you wear the frog hoodie she got you for Christmas

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Thinking about ICE and their whole vibe lately... Forget "Immigration & Customs Enforcement." Pretty sure it's just become: Idiotic Cruelty Enjoyers or Identity Concealment Executioners or Ignoring Compassion Enthusiastically Any of those three certainly makes more sense than their actual title.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

A mask to save your goddamn neighbor from a plague? "MUH FREEDOM IS AT STAKE!" But state agents masking up to evade ID while they snatch people? Crickets or cheers. That ain't freedom, that's a fucking permission slip for tyranny when it suits their shitty agenda.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Pandemic masks: TYRANNY! 🤬 Gov agents in masks snatching folks: Just doing their jobs, sweetie. 😉 The Right's "freedom" starter pack is missing a fucking consistency chip.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Smoking weed is the least of it. I hear the Easter Bunny's got a glass pipe hidden in that basket. Explains the missing teeth, paranoid hopping, and why he's so damn good at finding tiny things in the grass at 4am. Those aren't eggs he's hunting—they're shards

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Update: Called my insurance to dispute a claim. Their "appeals process" involves a Magic 8-Ball, three rounds of hold music composed in hell, and eventually transferring you to a voicemail that's been full since 2017.

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witnesstothestupid.bsky.social @witnesstothestupid.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Just got my insurance explanation of benefits. Apparently "in-network" means "in some theoretical universe where we'd pay for this" and "deductible" is ancient Greek for "go fuck yourself, keep paying us."

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