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Ryan Stortz

@withzombies.bsky.social
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Memory Corruption, iOS, Swift, LLVM, CTF, old man stuff NYC

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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Open source stewardship is going to get rough notcheckmark.com/2026/04/you-... I wrote a blog post on why I think so
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Claude Code was working on a feature and it kicked on my CPU fans and woke me up from my nap
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
codex to find the bug claude to write the exploit grok to collect shells and bitcoin wallets
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
You know first stop is always Istanbul.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Impossible Challenge: try to convince your midwestern boomer father that sometimes renting or leasing is more cost effective
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I haven't talked to someone who gave `uv` a shot and didn't immediately switch
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It's a little more clear how crazy it is when you see Canada
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Unhinged phone number form on the Lourve’s website
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I asked Claude desktop to write me a speech and the first thing it did was check to see if it had a connection to IDA Pro
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
it's almost sad how effective "write a plan for a junior engineer to implement" is the LLM does not respect juniors
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I'll submit a PR. (threat)
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
How can you be an AI skeptic when you can ask it questions like which fruits are more popular than Taylor Swift
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
At some point you've gone to all the shows and the ones that replaced the first round of shows
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Also, no black countertops or floors. They show every spec of dirt and every stray animal hair.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The best hacking books are Cuckoo's Egg and Murdoch's Pirates. All the others are subpar comparatively.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
www.notcheckmark.com/2025/07/reth...
notcheckmark.com
Rethinking CLI interfaces for AI
We need to augment our command line tools and design APIs so they can be better used by LLM Agents. The designs are inadequate for LLMs as they are now – especially if you're constrained by the tiny c...
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The LLM won’t stop running clean in my LLVM build directory This is not productive
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
DO NOT IGNORE TESTS. DO NOT BYPASS THE GIT HOOKS. MAKE SURE ALL TESTS PASS BEFORE COMMITTING. Ultrathink.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
yes..goood....this is how i would fix it too
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Typefaces can't be copyrighted in the US though
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
They implemented it as a Wordpress app lol www.telemessage.com/developer/pr...
telemessage.com
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What is a chugga chugga, mechanically? As in choo choos
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
How many people actually store all their IDBs as compressed? I think it should be the default option. It's not like I ever close my IDAs anyway; there's no start-up slowdown if you never close them.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I think the trick is moving your Apple ID region to Ireland
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
You can’t do limited access to photos either.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
No way to use an external browser(TikTok)? Banned Enforcing notifications for spam (uber)? Banned Requiring full photos access(google photos)? Banned Constantly nagging about sharing full contacts (duo lingo)? Banned Requiring live location (Uber)? Banned
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I wish Apple would ban this. I can’t view someone’s album without giving them full access? I want to be an App Store enforcer for a bit.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
OH: a protein shake is just a pre-workout mocktail
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I'm loving the idea that the next Kurt Vonnegut is in the porn hub comments cooking
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
how do you get anything done? I simply would take parental leave if I were in this situation
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Its so nice traveling outside the US because the 'Shop' link goes away. You can turn off the STEM one in the settings, though.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Apparently "Grade Pending" in the NYC health inspector scores means that restaurant got a "B" or worse in their first two inspections. I definitely misunderstood that.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Have you seen how unhinged the Duo Lingo social media platforms are?
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
drop your house plant subscription recommendation
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I'll defend most NYC things until someone brings up trash. There's no defense! It's terrible.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If you only need a small number, I suggest buying a hoodie you like and then finding someone local to embroider the logo onto it. It'll be much higher quality than anything you'd order off custom ink or similar
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
this is my favorite one
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I only host encryption keys. It just happens that all the plaintexts are Project Gutenberg's copy of Alice in Wonderland.
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Ryan Stortz @withzombies.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
How do I customize the notifications? I don't want my ego to be fed so much
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