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Withered Foxy

@witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Yar ye disturb me slumber how dare ye
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Yar ye be close actually
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Yar I'm fucking cooking something awesome...
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Yar me cool raft an' I are still lost at sea, but here's some cool parts of the sea I was able to sail through.
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
W
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Yar I've been lost at sea for like 10 days. No idea how I even have signal
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yar thanks for 100 followers
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Yar enjoy being trapped in that pizzeria forever toilet face
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Yar I knew he was extra quirky
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Yar, lost at sea...
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Yar i appreciate yer concern but I've got me cool stick so I'll be perfectly fine
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Yar I'm literally sailing the 7 sea's rn
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Yar imma be a pirate
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Yar, no ship was showing up so I built me own raft, I call it Me Cool Raft. I'm sailing towards the unknown with this baby.
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Yar sometimes I cover meself in batter and pretend I'm a corn dog
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Yar I stole some scallywag's burrito and it was like 70% rice... I got hornswaggled
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Yar, I don't know i just kinda pushed the scallywag into the water as I yeoinked his fishing equipment
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I'll wear two eyepatches to counter yer flashlight
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Catch it yerself, lazy bones
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Yar it's taking forever for a boat to arrive, so I stole some scallywag's fishing rod to kill time
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Yar still waiting for a ship to claim as me own, but some landlubbers are giving me this weird look as if they've never seen a pirate fox before...
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Yar we shall take over
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Yar there will be more boats
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Yar there is nobody I can trust more than meself
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Yar, what the fuck
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Yar, I escaped the Pizzeria and now I'm going to steal a boat to claim as me own ship
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Now yer talking
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
*wenches
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Fuck the pizzeria, I'm getting the fuck out and living me life on the open seas... hopefully
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Yar, I need a pirate ship...
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Yar what the fuck did ye do to Toy Bonnie
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Listen lad, if you break him, nobody will complain.
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I pranked Balloon Boy by breaking his iPad and now the lad won't shut up.
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Yar, twas a good attempt, try again next time, toilet head
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Nightmare Bonnie @nightmarebonnie2.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Pop it, yer teeth has to be sharp enough
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Jump
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Ye wouldn't get it...
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Ye'll get yer face back if ye finish the challenge
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Ye aren't strong enough lad
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Pussy
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Do ye take me challenge
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Who up withering they foxy
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Withered Foxy @witheredfoxyballs.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Yar me balls itch
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