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Witchypooh

@witchypooh.bsky.social
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Charm thrower. Spell caster. Hot cauldron. Masters x2, cardiology x3, psychology x1, physics x1. It's a cauldron ffs. I like bridge and poker. My child comes 1st, 2nd and 3rd- literally.

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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Donald is fading in me ball, it's turning cloudy grey and smokey. Potty lips, pieces of hands and ankles all purple and blue floating in out of the smoke filling with blacker and blacker smoke. I'm going to have to disinfect and smother the crystal with invermectin and penicillin when it's finished
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Narcisstic projection.Theil knows he is evil. People are tools.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Avengers pre-sales knocking AMC out of park?
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm kinda a no on Melania being associated with homeless children period, on account she seems involved with individuals known to rape, hit, and threaten children with death, herself traveled same road of trafficked kids, said I don't care like visiting kids in cages and lied on a visa to suck cock.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Canadian Tire is 60 % owned by Canadian Family. This is where Canadians should shop along with Home Hardware. Prices by these families I hope will decrease on volume forgoing profit knowing wealth disparity is harming people who want to use their stores in preference.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apparently JD Vance smiles when he gets enchanted by Donald's smell. Rubio looks to heaven, Scot Bessent gets a hard on, Lutnick licks his lips and bends over, and Steven Miller Nazi saulutes. Melania smiles then snears with ungodly disgust turning head away feeling rot to her core we've all seen.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ya know that Dr Spock mind melt? I hope the Rosthcillds get their minds melted in congress.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who thinks the CIA and Pentagon are the same thing?
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I detract from raping kids by stealing Greenland! This is like Putin invading Crimea to stay in power. This is a martial law waiting to happen prime for USA election day. Code red.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cat with unnatural spicy Obsession.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PEDOPHILE POTUS RAPES HITS, THREATENS, KIDS AND EVERYONE HAS KNOWN FOR YEARS.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh oh spaghetti oh. I called for international flotilla to protect this nation ages ago. @mark-carney.bsky.social every nation on earth.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sunset this incoherent stain on humanity.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Donald Trump is fucked in the head and he must be 25thed now.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How the fuck can AMC volume today go from 15 to 67 million shares at end of day? Who needed to find 50 million shares just like that?
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is EVIL. CALL IT WHAT IT IS
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jesse Eisinger @jeisinger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NEW: Remember Don Jr’s wedding ceremony? In the Bahamas… Fireworks, dancers… “Just really close friends,” Don Jr. said. Well, guess who paid for hundreds of thousands of dollars of it? A Russian oligarch who is close to Putin. www.propublica.org/article/dona...
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justdeirdre.bsky.social @justdeirdre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seriously what products coming out of America internationally can be trusted with the head of the country worse than a toxic plastic fucking Temu miniature useless brain, no offence to Temu the preferred realtor any Witch, Warlock, or Canadian.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
270 million adult Americans are going to get 5,000 diapers each as soon as Trump cheats enough to steel election.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pee and pooh bags are out Keith Edward's got it in viddy of Natalie's bag. She gonna get whipped for not zipping the bag up. Poor tyke. The thought of his bruised hands and her bruised ankles is just too much for me to ask of Crystal Ball.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump's a schmuck. Shmegma. A wasteful wad of life.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone take hooked cane to the pedophile presidents neck, and put him out to pasture. He is dressed like a sheep and belongs in permanent pasture...no?
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fucking Candian conservatives failing to stand for Cretien saying Canadians are strong. Wtf?
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When is America going to deal with its shit Potus?
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spicy.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone else sick of the Meghan Markle venom? The evil people bashing and thrashing her over and over. Ffs get a life.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't know why green algae the colour of my face has failed to be identified as caused by a Canadian Witch's retribution on the narcissist psychopathic front man in the White House's Orange pedo man's reflecting pool.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Put your hand up if you ponder the Roaring Kitty, APE, Diamond, HODL thing, is represented by an evasive Griffin who's dinosaur in his primary residence is going to wake up and eat him and none of the king's horses and none of the king's men is going to give a shit or put his bones together again.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fuck Google.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump just killed the data human being body snatcher Theil centers. Thank you Donald, you pedophilia drug oil munitions king.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Spicy.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maggi Hagerman says Melania loves Trump. FFS what a space cadet. Pass it on.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tingly ice gloves gonna snatch Melania and put her in elsalvador prison. She is usa illegally.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Trump is stroking out giving speaches he is dying.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Da bund markie is failing, I feels tightening of margies elastics hodling her bed together, the sand timer running out of buyers and sellers, hedgies gonna get wedgies. The bit stuff and gold tuliping.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm hearing narcissism is 70%+genetic. Elon's family will be a great case study. What of Tumps kids?
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Elephant Rock, Iceland 🇮🇸
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Karoline Leavett is aborting Trump. What's the afterbirth look like for hot lips?
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Spicy
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Spicy!
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Spicy idea!
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wtf is a TEXAS company Calling itself Greenland Energy, bring unauthorized oil and gas equipment onto Greenlands shores? What UK Company are they affiliated with?
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Katie Miller & Steve Bannon? Ewwww. Katie & Eric Swalwell. O Eric. Da. Biff. POW. Bang. Gut shot stupidity.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Spicy strawberry blond guy rapes and hits kids.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Home Equity Loans and Tenant insurance in Canada inviting you to help our government and banks and corporations create debt to enslave you, or loose your dosh in provincial casino, IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
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Witchypooh @witchypooh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey shout out to Redbone filling the world's cup decade after decade with their Love.
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