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@witchjuice.bsky.social
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
About to start my 50 day digital detox and I am PUMPED. bbiab
Tecumseh, a red coated devon rex cat with yellow eyes, peers down at us with imperious disgust.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Felt this super hard and it mirrors a lot of why I left tech, too.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Julie Bindel and her fascistic radfem ilk are a scourge. Nothing says "I love the patriarchy," like this line of thinking. The overlap in the Venn between the red pill woman-haters and the TERF genital police is a perfect fucking circle. 🤮
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"...Oracle dies, and destroys Larry Ellison's wealth."
A photo of me, outside of the Stargate data centers, hornily wishing for the failure of the vampiric ruling class.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Oh this is a terrible fucking idea lol
A screenshot from Swedish rag Expressen that proclaims that restaurants will be able to apply for liquor serving permits that allow them to serve booze until 8am during the World Cup this summer. Everyone is gonna die.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I dunno, my primary music channel (KEXP) rode pretty hard for them and that's how I found them. I use tiktok and was never exposed to them there 🤷🏻‍♀️
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I hate so many things about Sweden joining NATO, including this. Fuck this. I didn't leave the US a decade ago so I could deal with overmilitarization overhead because some dumb assholes want to waggle their dicks. 😡
A newspaper post showing a helicopter flying overhead a solider with the promise that Skåne will soon experience Apache helicopters flying overhead as part of the "Aurora 27" exercises.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Made the male watch "Paris, Texas" with me again as a soft intro to the idea of him driving me across the southwest again someday 😌
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
One of these days, we're going to have to talk about how the push from big-AI seems designed to inculcate the idea that the ideal is to work alone, with only a robot who never really challenges or contradicts us in the mix.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Staying in Malmö, but getting out of house life and back into flat life. I CANNOT WAIT 😩
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The only good thing about selling a house is how clean it has to stay at all times ahead of showings. My OCD is so calm, so seen. 😌
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The monsters over at the KD want to promote "Swedish values" by obliterating parental leave and banning religious headwear for only women of one religion. Ebba Busch has failed to do a single thing to improve life in Sweden for her entire career. I cannot WAIT to vote these fuckers out.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Midnight sun here I come!!!!!
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It's almost 21.00 and it's still twilight. That's right, bitches, it's SUMMER TIME.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sometimes things get really bad and I think about betraying the woman who was brave enough to start down this path. Then I go for a swim, take a nap, and get back to writing.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ben Shapiro is a producer on this hot mess lol
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
🇸🇪 calling: The kids still use their Chromebooks for 80% of what they do, but have always used printed books and had ample library time, so I'm not sure this is even "news". Source: I'm a parent to a 5th grader in the Swedish public school system.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'm shooting in May and June. Hope to have an edit done by September ahead of festival submissions for 2027 🥴
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I finished pre-production on my first short film and learned how to edit and color grade 😊
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Cuckcore
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If you take compensation in compute power to produce for an employer instead of the profit from your labor in cash, you are deeply stupid and I won't feel bad for you when they axe you in the infinity purges the tech industry is built on. www.businessinsider.com/ai-compute-c...
businessinsider.com
Silicon Valley is buzzing about this new idea: AI compute as compensation
AI inference emerges as a critical factor in tech compensation, impacting engineer productivity and Silicon Valley hiring dynamics.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A straw from the bed, through the floorboards, to a vat of the dal makhani 😤
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I blame Ulf Kristersson.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
We USED TO be a country, not just bad Shaboozy knockoffs in a leather coat with decorative-zipper pockets 😭😭😭😭 #melfest #melodifestivalen
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Can someone please give Robin Bengtsson a job at Dressman so he stops coming to Melo and ruining my life every year? #melodifestivalen #melfest
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Hell fucking yeah
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I can't wait for a world where people's only frame of reference for "Einstein" is as their Cheatbot9000 😌
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
My relationship to my @letterboxd.social wishlist is sort of feeling like my relationship to any Jira backlog. At some point I'm gonna have to get to that shit I added a million years ago, but I don't WANNA. 😫🤌
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
90% of my conversations with my partner for the past 20 years about his work are just me tearing my hair out over the stories. Like, there are whole other industries that had these same issues and HAVE ADAPTABLE SOLUTIONS for them! 😤😤😤😤
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It never stops amazing me how utterly fucked the games industry is. Mass unionization cannot come soon enough for y'all 😫
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Thanks, Berlin, you were hella swell.
An illustration of a monsterous form studded with soda cans and being fed a fluid from above.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Rest in glory, Jesse.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is excellent 💙
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
People are so desperate to feel like anything in this world is magic that they'll buy a lie over the, usually much more interesting, reality. These people are junkies without the commitment.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Today in "Welcome to the Horrors of Modernity": The toilet in my hotel room is leaking water when flushed and the only customer service option is an AI who "filed a ticket" with maintenance, doesn't have an ETA, but has the good advice to "just stop using the toilet and lay down a towel" 😬
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
MÅÅÅÅÅL
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Big fan of us when we send a club banger dtf, especially on with the lyric "in my body parts" and "in every shart"* #melodifestivalen #melfest *I know it's "in every shot," but that is NOT what it sounds like
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
If there are no Bengtsson haters, then I'm dead
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Jag älskar att vara skåning så fucking mycket!!!!!!!!! #melodifestivalen #melfest
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
You have heard it, when it was called "Bar Song" by Shaboozy. Melo works overtime on barely tweaked plagiarism, but this Magic Mike Revue was next level 💀
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This country is so deeply unserious and I love it #melodifestivalen #melfest
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Abolish. ice. 💔
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.
Tweet from the US Holocaust Memorial Museum: "Anne Frank was targeted and murdered solely because she was Jewish. Leaders making false equivalencies to her experience for political purposes is never acceptable. Despite tensions in Minneapolis, exploiting the Holocaust is deeply offensive, especially as antisemitism surges."
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Dang, Göteborg, u pretty
A harbor in Göteborg
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Poetry lol #FuckSD
kvartal.se
Jimmie Åkesson till akuten efter olycka i hemmet – Kvartal
Sydde ihop ögonbrynet.
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
In case anyone is curious, it's session 1 and they are talking about Minnesota and Renee Good in Göteborg...
Talk panel-podd about taking status of the truth
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is fun 🤠
My industry pass for the Göteborg Film Festival
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jess @witchjuice.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The US government murdered a nurse today.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration in a black and white graphite/charcoal style. The title character of Nosferatu (2024) is advancing toward you with his big mustache and one hand reaching from under his big furry coat. Probably with ill intent. You are free to imagine that Orlock is in fact about to really give the business to someone who actually deserves it. Whoever you like. As the scratchy lettering around his head says, ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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