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Witch Hilda

@witchhilda.bsky.social
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Apostate, political junkie, hedge witch. Here to listen, looking for laughs.

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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’d vote for a potato over Paxton.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m voting a straight blue ticket of course, but the candidate for lt. governor Goodwin is pretty impressive too!! Would love to kick out Patrick
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love old white men , that manic Scott Jennings on CNN in particular, opining on protecting young working women. As a woman who has been in the workforce for 40 years, Natalie Harp is very unprofessional and an embarrassment. she’s also 35 years old and should know better.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How I spent my Sunday evening
James Talarico in Pasadena Texas
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I voted for Crockett too. I am taking my whole book club to a Talarico rally tomorrow. I’m a Talafreako now
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Omg I never thought of that but it’s so true!!!
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
3 summers!!! 40 years later I can still spot a rogue stalk
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I would say this is the case in South Texas too
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When I mention this to my fellow Texans they call me a libtard. At this point it’s schadenfreud for me
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My lab babysitting
Wild yellow retriever with my exhausted lab
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
His face when I suggested it’s almost bedtime…..
Exhausted older lab and very excited golden puppy
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Gone too soon. I miss this goof every day.
My Saint Bernard at about 2 years old
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My mayor is afraid of the HEB and has lost the support of his own party. Super jealous.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If I were a Mainer (?) I’d walk on broken glass to vote for her! At least I get to vote for Talarico
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
So I think that photo was in Galveston. They have a plaque where the announcement was made and the island does a lot of preservation and museum work. I think it’s pretty significant especially the first time you stand there if that makes sense?
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I was a pre teen and my sisters snuck me into the theater with them. Will always be a favorite!
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This fecking guy is stalking me right now. Will not leave the dock
Very tall great blue heron standing on a dock
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Beaux was puppy sitting today. He is currently snoring on the couch.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
We just drove to LA from Houston (my kid is graduating law school) but it was wild to watch the prices climb from 4.45 in Clear Lake Tx to 6.00 in Pico in LA
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Gotta love the big dogs !
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This was my boy Buck. Im sorry. This is the only downside of dogs.
My Saint Bernard dog
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’m a Texan and I approve this message.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hmmm I seem to recall them holding a Dem OVERNIGHT because we tried to protest the gerrymander.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I thought it was because her husband assaulted one of her staff in her office?
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Witches in South Texas today
But did you DYE?Bucee beaver with bunny ears
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I can report the same in south Texas
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Clear Lake Texas!
Line of protestors with signs
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This was right across the bay Clear Lake Tx
trump with a clown nose and crown
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My favorite today in Texas . We had tons of thumbs up and waves and only got flipped off twice. I think the end number will be 1500 of us in deep red Texas
trump with a clown nose and a crown
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This was my favorite sign at no kings today
trump in clown nose and crown
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This was my favorite sign at no kings today
trump in clown nose and crown
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Here we go!
No kings bammer
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I worked at a law firm where our legal secretary was 82. Couldn’t afford to retire
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m making black salt tonight! Cleansiiiiinnnngggg baby
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Harris county has THE most boring I voted stickers but they DID turn on a disco light for kid who was vo for the first time 😍
I voted sticker
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I agree! Conroe of all places is really excited about him. I hate that I have to choose between 2 great Dems , but I think he can take Paxton.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nothing says romance like mud bugs
Boiled crawfish
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i actually just finished it. Enjoyed it, particularly the Moscow one? I think that’s where they went?
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Omg I laughed just reading this. stuck in the bathroom 😂😂😂
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I forgot about Krapopolis!! Jen from the IT crowd is my spirit animal
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I’m still stuck on bulldozing the White House! Incredible
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I love all things Matt Berry. Toast of London cracks me up too
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Golly it depends. If they have a finance background it’s easy
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Honestly, I don’t think the majority of people even know it (citizens united, not the court) exists! When I bring it up in the wild, I am constantly explaining that yes, it’s real, and yes it’s legal.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Buck and Tuck
My Saint Bernards
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I wonder how she would do without her “burn book” in front of her. Could she field questions?
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Also I think you meant “bitch”. She is def not a witch. No real coven or practice would have her.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Conversely I think all the time of Jessie Watters mother. I’d die of shame if I had spawned that.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Isn’t Kennedy the one who reads pornography into the record? That’s was simultaneously funny and gross.
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Still better than Chris Collinsworth
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