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ariel

@witch.dog
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30y/o californian puppygirl & programming languages witch

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ariel @witch.dog · 05/09/2026
they sure did get my ass
a heat map of ariel's accent from mydialect.us, the northeastern, florida, california and arizona are shown in orange (indicating more like ariel), the middle of the US is generally portrayed in blue (indicating less like ariel). a bright red pocket is centered on New Jersey.
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ariel @witch.dog · 27/01/2026
sorcerer, bard, and paladin being high for me is pretty much exactly what i expected lol
ariel's results for the d&d class test, the highest is sorcerer at 95%, the next two highest are bard and paladin tied at 80%. the overall results read: 70% barbarian, 80% bard, 50% cleric, 70% druid, 55% fighter, 70% monk, 80% paladin, 70% ranger, 70% rogue, 95% sorcerer, 65% warlock, 65% wizard
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ariel @witch.dog · 12/01/2026
i'm a child, so i think my favorite island might be this one, it makes me giggle every time
a psychadelic style of island with a wavy blue river, dividing two segments of farm land with logs and trees on them. the sun rises on the horizon over the river, with wavy mountains set to either side of it. at the center of the river, there's a nested collection of wavy, rounded, elongated diamond shapes that resemble a vulva.
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ariel @witch.dog · 12/11/2025
you got me curious and uhh… i’m glad i have stopped playing as much, i think…
a photo of ariel’s owned cards count in pokémon tcg pocket reading 27,514
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ariel @witch.dog · 24/09/2025
two panels of a comic, on the left, a person looks at themselves with their hands held towards their chest and says "nothing's changed," and on the right, a genie looks back at them with arms crossed and says "correct."
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ariel @witch.dog · 02/09/2025
I was not so lucky as to dodge the bingo... twice...

a brat bingo sheet in a five by five grid. from top to bottom, left to right, the grid reads:
- refuses to eat the food they dislike
- keysmashes
- chaotic
- clingy but doesn't like to admit it
- walks barefoot when they can
- loves animals
- gets excited easily
- has at least one fandom personality trait
- never will admit being a bottom
- can't do math
- has a loud laugh
- free space
- gets embarrassed easily
- gets teased often
- texts back really fast
- wants to be carried but won't ask
- owns 5+ plushies
- can't handle conflict
- wants to protect everyone
- scared of bugs
- short
- big tease
- secretly likes watching drama
- likes making people feel good

the main diagonal is a bingo:
- refuses to eat the food they dislike
- gets excited easily
- free space
- can handle conflict
- likes making people feel good

and the fourth row is also a bingo:
- texts back really fast
- wants to be carried, but won't ask
- owns 5+ plushies
- can handle conflict
- wants to protect everyone

additionally loves animals, chaotic, and clingy but doesn't like to admit it, and secretly likes watching drama are all checked off
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ariel @witch.dog · 10/05/2025
i have obtained the winrar purse :3
a boxy medium sized purse set on a maple midcentury modern coffee table. it’s made of leather in three visible segments colored magenta, blue, and green from top to bottom. there is a brown band around the middle vertically with a square clasp featuring a U on it. the bag is visibly designed to resemble the WinRAR logo, a popular shareware compression and decompression software.
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ariel @witch.dog · 10/05/2025
a fellow woman of taste, i see
a screenshot of Pokémon TCG Pocket where I have received a full art Rockruff card! Rockruff splits the scene between day on the left and night on the right, fitting thematically with both its evolutionary paths. The backdrop is ocean and beach in both cases, and rockruff is posed happily with its mouth open and smiling and its piercing blue eyes looking into you
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ariel @witch.dog · 03/05/2025
t’is the season for spending my free time installing linux and trying to make a better C++ build system, i suppose
a photo of a newly assembled Framework 13 laptop open but powered off on a maple coffee table. it has an aluminum lowercase with an unlabeled keyboard and a translucent purple plastic bezel that reveals electronics through it. in the background, a gay pride espeon plushie from Folly Lolly sits on the coffee table cutely!
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ariel @witch.dog · 09/04/2025
an old photo from italy that i stumbled onto again
a photo of an old wooden door taken in bertinoro, italy. the door is many shades of brown with two simple cross windows, and a considerable degree of weathering throughout. the door is inset into an impressive stone wall in shades of white with red clay and blackened dirt, also visibly old and weathered. the road leading up to the door is a grey cobblestone with grass growing through the gaps and into bigger patches in some spots.
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ariel @witch.dog · 09/04/2025
update: wyvern princess title obtained
updated hunter profile for ariel, her code remains GL8AC6HU, she is now at 60 hours played and hunter rank 114. most importantly, her title is now wyvern princess of desire!
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ariel @witch.dog · 07/04/2025
my hunter profile in monster hunter as i continue the unending grind for wyvern princess
a photo of ariel's monster hunter wilds hunter profile card, the title in the top right corner is "wobbly girl", her rank and playtime are displayed in the bottom right corner as rank 93 and 48 hours of playtime, and her character is posed smiling on the back of the sekiret looking at her cheerful felyne. the top left corner displays her hunter code as GL8AC6HU
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ariel @witch.dog · 05/04/2025
hmmm
a results chart for ariel from the difficult persons test split into 7 categories: callousness, grandiosity, aggression, suspicion, manipulativeness, dominance, and risk-taking. callousness is about 20%, grandiosity is about 50%, aggression is under 20%, suspicion is about 20%, manipulativeness is about 10%, and dominance and risk-taking are both about 50%. the test has rated ariel an easy person to get along with overall.
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ariel @witch.dog · 26/03/2025
the perfect tent to take on a vacation to the mystery flesh pit national park down in gumption, texas!
a fake national park poster for the mystery flesh pit national park, claimed to be a partnership between the US Department of the Interior and Anodyne Deep Earth Mining Inc. The stylized poster depicts a giant fleshy pit inside of a rocky chasm, with trees and shrubs growing along the edge of the rocks. A long tube walkway descends down from the facilities at the top of the chasm deep into the giant flesh pit. The top segment of the poster, in the sky, reads "Discover verdant forests, majestic scenery, and cosmic terror." Below it, it a script message "Enjoy" lists other features of the park "legendary trout fishing," "geotectonic carnal moans," "broken philosophy," and "backcountry hiking & camping"
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ariel @witch.dog · 14/03/2025
📸 tumalo falls
a photograph of a rock face on the hike to tumalo falls in bend, oregon. the shot is divided horizontally into three segments: the top segment is a light blue sky with very thin, wispy cloud cover; the middle segment is bold, dark brown and blackish grey rock faces dotted with bits of snow; the bottom segment is lush, dense tree cover of green pines with yellow blooms dotting some of the trees.a photograph of the falls itself, dividing the shot into one third and two thirds. in the third to the left of the shot, a nearby tree's branches pull into the shot, in the remaining two thirds, the trees are largely spread out sparsely on a rocky surface, the top of one nearer tree is visible with a foreground bokeh effect. the falls itself are moving moderately and crashing down on a rocky river basin with some fallen trees in it.a shot of the river downstream of the falls. the water is moving gently in the direction of the camera, and the river divides the shot roughly in two in the bottom half of the image. all around, the signature pacific northwest pines are visible, with the upper half also displaying a jutting blackish grey cliff face covered in snow further away with more pines.a shot looking downstream along the river, the water is flowing away from the camera. the river divides the image entirely in halves vertically with pine trees on either side. a downed tree trunk rests in the center of the shot, serving as a bridge across the stream. smaller rocks dot the scene as the water in the stream is very shallow.
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ariel @witch.dog · 04/03/2025
here she is looking very handsome for the holidays one year
a brindle boston terrier, molly, sits on a towel strewn haphazardly across kitchen tile floor (molly’s sprinting around has disturbed it thoroughly at this point), she’s wearing a curly green and red ribbon around her neck and her ears are perked up while she looks up at me posing for her picture
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ariel @witch.dog · 04/03/2025
not sure it was actually my first game, but it’s the first one i remember
the PAL box art of Croc: Legend of the Gobbos in the PlayStation Platinum edition. A smiling green crocodile, the titular Croc, is walking towards the camera, platforms are visible floating in the sky behind. The nearest platform has a fuzzy orange creature, a gobbo, looking down at the camera.
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ariel @witch.dog · 28/02/2025
i have given in and become a pokemon tcg pocket gamer now, if anyone wants to befriend me! 9810198970672213
a screenshot of ariel’s pokemon tcg pocket profile, she’s level 18, still fairly new, but has the mew and celebi emblems equipped. her tag reads “i like cute pokemon” which is a very true fact!
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ariel @witch.dog · 27/02/2025
haven’t posted photos in a while, so have some stl!
a photo looking into a polyhedron of mirrors with lights along the edges, the lights glow bright white, but the mirrors reflect inward to make a seemingly endless black tunnel effect, with a pentagon shape repeatedly flipping inside of it. as it reflects inward, the colors shift from white to yellow. some reflections are visible in the surface of the world around the polyhedron, including red reflections from an LED sign, and light behind the shadow of ariel taking the photoa photo framing one of the edges of the polyhedron of mirrors, showing a different pattern of reflected Y shapes within, and a deep blackness between them.a photo of the st louis arch in the fog, the full arch is not visible, only a segment of the northern leg of the arch. winter trees with only small red buds on them reach up towards the arch from the bottom left. the arch segment itself curves up into the sky, appearing almost like a monolith ring around the planet, prominently visible from the vantage point of the cameraa photo of a dramatically lit pocket watch in gold, the watch is a period piece in the st louis arch museum, with a long gold chain curled around the rectangular platform and a star beset with turquoise to cap off the chain.
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ariel @witch.dog · 24/01/2025
apple is catching up to me lol
screenshot of the Apple Health app, conditions listing, “transgender woman on hormone therapy,” labeled “documented”
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ariel @witch.dog · 29/12/2024
golden gate posting
a shot of the golden gate bridge from the san francisco side, close to its base. fog is giving a volumetric effect conveying the bridge’s length as depth. the lighting is soft and the sky is cloudy.a shot of the coast below the golden gate bridge away from the city. the shot is roughly in three layers: grass at the bottom in the foreground, rocky shored with seafoam in the middle in the background, and a calm sea at the topa perspective shot upwards at one of the golden gate bridge’s tower. there’s a stark contrast between the positive space taken up by the brilliant red of the bridge and the negative space of the sky.a shot of a red-roofed white building on a pier on the east bluff beach by crissy field below the golden gate bridge. the bridge, and the marin headlands, are visible in the background.
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ariel @witch.dog · 28/11/2024
a manga drawing of two girls shyly holding hands while not looking at each other, the image is 
captioned “enough gay thoughts, it’s time for gay actions”
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ariel @witch.dog · 29/10/2024
i did not anticipate getting addicted to webfishing today, but here we are!
a brunette cartoon puppy with a green beanie, yellow hoodie and black pants is standing on a bridge surrounding by trees in autumn colors fishing in the river that runs below the bridge
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ariel @witch.dog · 18/10/2024
fortunately, it has one lol
photo of rangoon’s profile on bsky with the back button circled and an arrow pointing at it
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ariel @witch.dog · 20/09/2024
neat!
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ariel @witch.dog · 10/09/2023
quote post this with your favorite photo you took i don’t know that this is actually my favorite, but here’s a recent photo i really enjoy
a photograph of a california street in front of two nearly-identical white apartment buildings split by an an alley shaded by the buildings themselves. there’s a single tree in front of the right building, and a green median in the road full of small shrubs. an older japanese car rushes by beneath the tree, blurred by its motion.
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ariel @witch.dog · 04/09/2023
reskeet a picture of the very first game you remember playing
the cover of the critically-acclaimed junior adventure, Putt-Putt Saves The Zoo, featuring Putt-Putt, a purple convertible, smiling with a cute dog peaking out of him

the background features a number of zoo animals including two lions cuddling, an elephant, a toucan, a penguin, and a giraffe
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ariel @witch.dog · 29/08/2023
listening to porter robinson & eating girl dinner
a collection of food assembled on a wooden dining table: a sourdough seeded baguette from semifreddi’s, a triple crème brie from marin french cheese co, and an aranciata rossa sanpellegrino
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ariel @witch.dog · 15/08/2023
reskeet with a character you want to have the energy of
suletta mercury (from the gundam anime, witch from mercury) standing and looking down into the camera with her hand on her chest, her eyes are open wide and she has a confident smirk on her face
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ariel @witch.dog · 12/08/2023
ralph from the simpsons sitting alone on the bus, smiling, the subtitles read: (chuckles) i’m in danger
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ariel @witch.dog · 10/08/2023
frisco posting
a tree-lined street in san francisco, cars are parked along both sides of the road, a fedex truck is on the right in the foreground, a crosswalk runs across the bottom front of the shot, and a bike station sits on the left of the foreground. a car is coming from down the road towards the camera.a sidewalk shot in san francisco, trees and parked cars line the right side of the shot and a long, tall chain fence lines the left side of the shot with small bushes planted along side it farther down. the tops of the trees frame a long corridor down the sidewalk.an angled shot of the facade of a house in san francisco with ornate detailing on the front bay window, and around the stairs leading up to each door. red bushes cover the bottom front of the shot, and there’s larger green bushes growing along the fence to the left of the building.a squared-off shot of a blocked out driveway in san francisco, the left side of the shot has a bright yellow house with birds of prey planters, the right side of the shot has stones lining a driveway to a garage with shadows cast by a darker colored building to the right. a small crossover sits alone in the shadows cast by the building.
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ariel @witch.dog · 23/07/2023
RS this with the first album you bought with your own money
the album art for jimmy eat world’s futures, depicting an empty lit phone booth in the middle of nowhere, city lights in a line in the distance, and a figure standing staring into the phone booth. the glass on the booth is dirty, and out of order is scrawled by hand in the dirt.
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ariel @witch.dog · 16/07/2023
rock posting
a rocky sample of chalcoalumite and azurite (at least, as best as i can tell) from the denver museum of nature & sciencea cut, faceted gemstone of blue quartz on display at the denver museum of nature & sciencea black opal stone on display the denver museum of nature & sciencea cut sample of lapis lazuli and a piece of lazurite together on display at the denver museum of nature & science
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ariel @witch.dog · 14/07/2023
there's always money in the blockchain, michael
george bluth sr eating an ice cream sandwich and telling his son michael that there is always money in the banana stand
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ariel @witch.dog · 10/07/2023
a battle of the minds, a battle for the ages
two gentoo penguins stand across from one another around a large rock slab. they are staring at one another with their wings held out wide, surely engaged in a great penguin debate for the centuries.
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ariel @witch.dog · 10/07/2023
penguin posting
two penguins stand appropriately spaced apart (no homo), both rockhoppers. to the left, the penguin's body is facing the camera while it scratches itself with its beak. to the right, the penguin has turned its body away from the camera, but turned its head back to look over its shoulder. both penguins have their wings out slightly from their body.a single gentoo penguin in side profile stands menacingly by a rock, some fuzzy greens sit in the foreground behind the penguin.a lone rockhopper penguin lays on their stomach against a rock, they are relaxed taking in the cool air from nearby air conditioning vents.a large assortment of mostly emperor penguins is assembled amidst a cropping of rocks and fuzzy greens. most prominently, two emperor penguins stand tall together in the left portion of the shot, looking up at the roof above them together.
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ariel @witch.dog · 08/07/2023
the genie meme of nothing’s changed, four panel comic.
panel 1: person saying “i wish” to a genie
panel 2: genie snaps fingers, “it is done”
panel 3: person inspects their body, saying “nothing’s changed”
panel 4: genie says “correct”
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ariel @witch.dog · 07/07/2023
some photography from st louis :3
a photo of a section of the gateway arch shot from underneath, piercing through a crisp sky with well-defined wispy cloud patterns in it. the segment of the arch is cleanly divided in halves, one bright and reflecting the sun directly and the other darker and reflecting the clouds and sky.a shot of the st louis skyline from underneat the gateway arch, a number of unique buildings fill the shot. from the left: there is a brutalist rectangular tower with balconies around clearly-delineated densely-windowed floors. to its right: a much smaller brick building and another, slightly smaller, brutalist tower. behind that: another brutalist tower with a clearly marked Hilton sign atop it, and behind that, an ornate circular tower with square towers on its corners, pillars adorning the blue-green backing. to its right: a much more modern black glass square building with cut corners adorned by a small bank of america sign on its roof. finally, to its right: the blue-green patina dome of the courthouse peeks over a line of trees, its spire piercing the sky appearing taller than all but the first brutalist tower.a detailed shot of the corner of one near-palatial building, each floor is dotted with tall, rectangular windows with ornate detailing around them, and each floor has a distinctive trim marking it off, the center of the building has a raised portion with a unique curved blue roof, and a lone rectangular window with additional detail including a bird statue perched atop it.
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ariel @witch.dog · 04/07/2023
alternative answer
a highly-stylized poster of the cast of Cowboy Bebop. Spike is leftmost in his signature suit, posing with a gun raised (with proper trigger discipline). Ein and Ed are below him to his right, snuggled up together. Faye is to the right of Ed, in her yellow jumper, face turned away from the camera, but eyes turner back towards it. Jet is behind her, looking into the camera with a slight smile.
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ariel @witch.dog · 04/07/2023
What’s your favorite anime of all time? Here’s mine.
stylized art of the eva pilots from Neon Genesis Evangelion, Shinji is centered staring into the camera, Asuka is to his left also looking at the camera, and Rei to his right looking away. Shinji’s eva stands in the background behind them, staring into the camera as well. all pilots are wearing their associated bodysuits, Asuka’s a bright red, Shinji’s two-toned blue, and Rei’s a pure white.
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ariel @witch.dog · 03/07/2023
she is absolutely zooted
a precious brindle-and-white boston terrier flopped onto her side on an ornate-patterned rug, her legs are out from her body, and her ears are back while she rests
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ariel @witch.dog · 02/07/2023
loaf
a grey cat with green eyes sits politely in a loaf with his paws tucked neatly underneath, his tail is tucked tightly behind him, his face looks fairly stern as he stares into the camera
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ariel @witch.dog · 01/07/2023
when the coca cola freestyle machine runs python
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ariel @witch.dog · 30/06/2023
she look
a dumbdumb orange kitty staring intently into the camera in a perched position that she has maintained for minutes
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