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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕

@wisteriaivy.bsky.social
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🩷💜💙 give me the blues and then purple-pink skies. 38 / she / her. ✨friend of Dorothea 🪻gaylor ❤️‍🔥performance artlor 💘NR i’m a flight attendant, artist & obsessed with my cat. hi.

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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I watched pink flamingos finally and YNTCD has to be a direct reference right? I’m sure this is old news. Also the fact crybaby was my favorite movie as a child should have been my first sign
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ugh I’m so sad I was going to celebrate bi visibility day one day early by going to see muna for the first time tomorrow. but I woke up this morning with what I think is covid 😭
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This shit is so crazy. Is this play about usssssss
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly angel among us, we will always love you. 💫
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also, a moment of appreciation for this fucking gorgeous variant of lost weekend
Hand holding a vinyl record copy of the A side of Lost Weekend record by Phoebe bridgers. The variant is translucent black with a lime green and galaxy blue marbled in the middle.
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mark my words: secret song on D Side of lost weekend “best dressed” is gonna be the fan favorite. Me I’m the fan.
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Never going back again The way it used to be Is not the way that it…..is 💫
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I can’t wait followed up by as above followed by lost weekend reprise is insane 😭😭😭💫
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Finally watched fried green tomatoes. I had no idea how prominent the necklace would be
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When 19 people like my post lmao
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Did yall see Meg stalters post on insta about celebrities in grass lmao
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wait have we talked about this possibly being a color match?
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
First concert: frightened rabbit. Last concert: Ethel Cain Next concert: Muna Seen most: a tie between caspian, Ethel Cain and wye oak Need to see: haute and Freddie, ER Fightmaster and skullcrusher (and so many moreeeee)
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t know who on here posted about the banana pudding ice cream from Trader Joe’s but you’ve changed my life thank you.
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just finished when women were dragons and I love women 😭
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don’t know if people have already posted about this but some fans of Finn wolfhard are saying he came out as bi with his recent song release and people are still denying it 😅 sounds familiar. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8GsUrgd/
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Performance art, alter egos and being in the closet as well as having a “contract with the devil” all intersect in the docuseries “Pee-wee as himself”. Absolute sob fest for me. Please watch it.
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wow the documentary about Paul Reubens is so important 😭
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Baby, let games begin
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Taylor Swift: Are You Ready For It?
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ok so maren morris’ new song is called “we can’t be friends”. I feel like I’m CRAZY
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ok catching up on all of the music videos from today and tell me why I had never seen the Conan Gray music video trilogy 😭 so beautiful
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Snarly Gaylien 💕👾🌀 @snarlss.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Dang it's hard to keep up: Sombr - 6 pm ET Benson Boone - 6 pm ET Phoebe Bridgers - 7 pm ET Gracie Abrams - 8 pm ET Katy Perry - 8 pm ET Meg & MUNA Remix - Midnight Carly Rae Jepsen - Midnight Cara Delevingne - Midnight Charli XCX - Midnight Maren Morris - Midnight Kelsea Ballerini - Midnight 👀
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Help direct me. Why does the name Sophia keep coming up?
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It’s so cutie and so effortlessly nostalgic 🥹
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A vibe honestly
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nobody is surprised. The only shocking thing is that false god isn’t in the top 5
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Who was going to tell me Joe and Margaret were in a movie together?
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yall im moving and my new house has a working vintage manual door bell. Its so cute 😭
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Taylor explicitly discussing the industry machine while explaining Clara bow. Dazzling.
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Tw: suicide and SA. Ok first time watching the virgin suicides. How depressing that the same fucking problems exist today. I haven’t read the book but you cannot tell me we are going to believe all the male unreliable narrators that say that wasn’t SA on the football field
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Are my calls pointless? Probably. Do I still do it? Absolutely
A screen shot from five calls app listing representative Matt Van Epps and senators Marsha Blackburn and Bill Hagerty
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Molly Coleman @mollycoleman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The fact that nobody seriously believes there is an institution in this country that will check the president—that we’re all just sitting here hoping that he gets distracted and fails to follow through on his genocidal threats—is the most damning indictment of our political system I’ve seen yet.
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Listening to the folklore / evermore sisters today to remind myself they exist and ugh im falling deeper in love with them. 🪐🪻🌾🍂
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Anyone else playing through life is strange reunion? I’m going super slow because I’m going to be sad when it’s over
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 18/03/2026
just a reminder that usps was actually revenue positive (on a non-gaap basis) in q1 2025 and the vast majority of this shortfall has to do with how usps must pre-fund pension obligations for like 30+ years-something no private company has to do.
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hello friends in my phone. The privatization of the mail service in America has to be stopped. @usmailnotforsale.bsky.social is standing up against the threat. Will you stand with them & our Post Office? actionnetwork.org/forms/speak-... #USPS
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The Postal Service Is In Danger. Will You Speak Out?
The Postmaster General has sounded the alarm. The Postal Service will run out of cash by February 2027 - less than a year from now without urgent action. Warning that, potentially, "everything is on t...
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Oeillet means carnation. Which could mean nothing
Joe alwyn stuns at the Oscar’s wearing a diamond encrusted carnation brooch on his left lapelScreen shot of the Oeillet brooch from chaumet. Described as white gold and diamonds
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I just want to know what hydration Taylor makes her sourdough loaves at? What tools does she use? I have so many questions. Pictured: my last homemade loaf 🤤
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I’m screaming 😭🤣 “people you may know”
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Saw the moment and the part about Charlie puth being the first Charlie in her drivers search sent me to another planet. I was a casual fan of her before but this mockumentary completely charmed me
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Finally saw death becomes her on broadway. It was fantastic and yall the song “for the gaze” made me think of yall. They are all in rainbow costumes and it ends with her dressed as Dorothy. 🥰
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Did anyone see this post by Danielle haim? Lol sourdough 👀
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
More stats because kids, spelling is FUN!
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new year, friends ✨I’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year’s Day 💫
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I never know how many pages to go for lol
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
At the end of episode 3 of HR and 😭😭😭 ok. I get it. Thanks gays in my phone for telling me to watch
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Has anyone made a thread about all the Sylvia Plath references in Taylor’s work? I’m reading Ariel again and the connections are connecting
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tessa⸆⸉ 🍂 〔childless cat lady〕 @wisteriaivy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
so I worked with a lady on this trip that said “I’m not what you would call a swiftie, but I’m a huge fan of Taylor and Travis.” And she went on to say how she discovered there are “conspiracy theorists” called Gaylors who think she’s “some level of queer.” I had to bite my tongue so hard. 😅
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